Aw fuck. Stupid dog owners.

[TurdFergeson]

Super-squirter squirt gun filled with a mix of Tabasco and water.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I can promise you LT. I have never had a dog come around that ever threatened anyone on my property, not even a mangey looking stray. But I have shot a wild hog on the property once.

Good for you! That means dogs never threaten people on their own property or bite kids or do any of that, right?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Super-squirter squirt gun filled with a mix of Tabasco and water.

Good deal. When there's a dog running up to you and growling and snarling or whatever, you abandon your wife and kid sitting there in its path and go mix the water and tabasco.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Good deal. When there's a dog running up to you and growling and snarling or whatever, you abandon your wife and kid sitting there in its path and go mix the water and tabasco.

You walk around your home packing at all times?

*see my other post about RAID wasp and hornet killer w/ 20 ft. spray can*

 

[PannieMonster]

Good for you! That means dogs never threaten people on their own property or bite kids or do any of that, right?

The only time I know that to have happened is when someone's pit bull gets loose. Then you have no other choice but to drop it where it stands. Even dobies aren't that aggressive.

 

[TurdFergeson]

The only time I know that to have happened is when someone's pit bull gets loose. Then you have no other choice but to drop it where it stands. Even dobies aren't that aggressive.

The RAID would stop a pit bull, if not flick a bic and spray it.

 

[HeavyStick]

VS, you're starting to enable really stupid people, you know that?

If HeavyStick goes by what he posts, he would have lost a child or a wife. Perhaps that's for the better? Perhaps it would be natural selection's way of making up for the mistake of letting him suck air in the first place?

Or perhaps I shot his wife today?

LOL....

If I had a child it would be by natural means. You've downloaded... I mean adopted 3-4 kids now? You're a fucking nutless wonder and your infertility proves it.

 

[JustSkye]

VS, you're starting to enable really stupid people, you know that?

If HeavyStick goes by what he posts, he would have lost a child or a wife. Perhaps that's for the better? Perhaps it would be natural selection's way of making up for the mistake of letting him suck air in the first place?

Or perhaps I shot his wife today?

Enabling stupid people? You mean by replying to your posts so you can keep answering?

This entire thread is bullshit. You obviously know jack shit about gun safety and not having a loaded gun around your child, strapped to you or not.

I've been raised around guns my entire life. In fact, between my son, myself, and my sister, we have close to $100k invested through my father. In all my life, he never, ever had a loaded gun around the house or on his person. Ever. It leaves room for accidents and someone dying.

And, if you have nothing better to do than brag to some supposed man about what you post and the stories you spin here, yours is indeed a sad, sad life.

The turning point for you, with regards to me? Is just like KS, I defended your sorry ass, especially with the stupid fake death stunt, thinking you were seriously hurt. That's my stupid naivete'. The cunty remark you made about people actually giving a shit says so much.

You're sad having to constantly brag about what a great man you are and all you have. A great man wouldn't feel the need to do it.

 

[commonfreeman]

Where's the honor in killing a pet dog? A warning shot was called for, unless the dog was right on top of the child and even then risking hitting your own child is not smart. Putting yourself between the dog and child is the first move.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You walk around your home packing at all times?

*see my other post about RAID wasp and hornet killer w/ 20 ft. spray can*

Quite often, yes. I don't want to have to be running around to get my gun if some random nutcase just happens to rush into my house.

We also have a little yapping pompom who alerts us to intruders, but it stays strictly inside the house. He was going absolutely apeshit when we walked back inside, he must have been barking for several minutes as soon as the Dob showed up and whizzed on my SUV tire.

Everyone who has a gun should have a yapper. In a pinch HeavyStick will do.

 

[renard_ruse]

The turning point for you, with regards to me? Is just like KS, I defended your sorry ass, especially with the stupid fake death stunt, thinking you were seriously hurt. That's my stupid naivete'. The cunty remark you made about people actually giving a shit says so much.

You defended KS and Jackalope but hated me from my earliest posts. I must be special.

 

[HeavyStick]

The only time I know that to have happened is when someone's pit bull gets loose. Then you have no other choice but to drop it where it stands. Even dobies aren't that aggressive.

It was rabid. Before LT became a multi-millionaire jet-setter dying on cross-Atlantic flights he use took night classes as a vet assistant so he's able to diagnose dogs with rabies at 50 yards. But then again, the night classes was just an excuse for him to feel up bull mastiffs so they could violate his mother after he rubbed peanut butter on her poo-nannery.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Quite often, yes. I don't want to have to be running around to get my gun if some random nutcase just happens to rush into my house.

We also have a little yapping pompom who alerts us to intruders, but it stays strictly inside the house. He was going absolutely apeshit when we walked back inside, he must have been barking for several minutes as soon as the Dob showed up and whizzed on my SUV tire.

Everyone who has a gun should have a yapper. In a pinch HeavyStick will do.

why? you live next to a prison or asylum or something?

still, everyone has RAID cans around for bees and wasps.

less liability of you shoot a dog or human in the eyes with that.

 

[Luk]

Best/Worst part ot this fantasy...

drag him several hundred feet, and throw him off my property.

"several feet" off property would have at least been sort of believable.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Enabling stupid people? You mean by replying to your posts so you can keep answering?

This entire thread is bullshit. You obviously know jack shit about gun safety and not having a loaded gun around your child, strapped to you or not.

So now no one carries a loaded gun around their toddler? Are you that crazy?

I've been raised around guns my entire life. In fact, between my son, myself, and my sister, we have close to $100k invested through my father. In all my life, he never, ever had a loaded gun around the house or on his person. Ever. It leaves room for accidents and someone dying.

That's you, sweetcheeks. There are plenty of people who do carry them around their house and who don't get into accidents. Don't try to sell me otherwise, because it doesn't fly.

And, if you have nothing better to do than brag to some supposed man about what you post and the stories you spin here, yours is indeed a sad, sad life.

You people are so incredibly stupid that most normal folks think I'm making shit up when I show you off. Then when they see you it's like I've discovered space aliens or something.

You're a freak show, and the absolutely clueless arguments here about self defense law, gun rights, crime in rural areas, and so on, have really shown that the General Board is one giant self parody.

You are all an act. A big hilarious act and perhaps the only person who isn't in on the joke is me.

I guess I'm supposed to laugh along with the insanity that you spew, right?

The turning point for you, with regards to me? Is just like KS, I defended your sorry ass, especially with the stupid fake death stunt, thinking you were seriously hurt. That's my stupid naivete'. The cunty remark you made about people actually giving a shit says so much.

Oh fuck off. That thread was nothing. It was a fucking prank. If that got on your nerves then you really are a pathetic excuse for a human being.

You had no reason to get so pissed off about such a harmless thread. No reason at all. It did you absolutely no harm if you are indeed a mentally stable person. It was a damned harmless little prank. GET OVER IT. You get your fucking panties in a knot over the most harmless shit. But then again you ARE from Texas, right? Land of the "you better be a private investigator to repair a computer" nutballs and the breeding ground of George W Bush. Hate him or not y'all are tainted. Hell, in Texas, they shoot dogs in the street.

You're sad having to constantly brag about what a great man you are and all you have. A great man wouldn't feel the need to do it.

What, everyone else brags around here. I at least tell the truth. How 'bout your pal DevilishTurd and his stories about his supergigantor dick? The one I heard got broken in a pencil fight. The little bitch can't even get a license due to a gun violation conviction.

Now THERE is an epic fail of a human being. But noooo, you're all over a convicted gun criminal like stink on shit, and yet you've got a giant Cloverfield monster sized bug up your ass over a simple harmless fake death prank post. PLUS you're absolutely CLUELESS about firearms, too! WTF.

And speaking of defense, shit, I was there for your dumb ass when you were being harassed under your old nickname. Don't be throwing that shit in my face.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

why? you live next to a prison or asylum or something?

still, everyone has RAID cans around for bees and wasps.

less liability of you shoot a dog or human in the eyes with that.

Like I said before, when a dog is growling at my wife and kids I don't care to run inside looking for a can of RAID.

Nor do I care about jail time.

Get something straight - if the cause means enough to me, jail is no deterrent. I will put down anyone or any animal that threatens my family and face a jury over it afterwards. Feel free not to believe me.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Like I said before, when a dog is growling at my wife and kids I don't care to run inside looking for a can of RAID.

Nor do I care about jail time.

Get something straight - if the cause means enough to me, jail is no deterrent. I will put down anyone or any animal that threatens my family and face a jury over it afterwards. Feel free not to believe me.

Like I said, you ALWAYS are packing?

lol

Maybe the can of raid and Bic lighter is closer?

Maybe using less lethal force is a sign of a more rational human being?

Then again, maybe you were raised in the West Bank?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Like I said, you ALWAYS are packing?

lol

Maybe the can of raid and Bic lighter is closer?

Maybe using less lethal force is a sign of a more rational human being?

Then again, maybe you were raised in the West Bank?

You know, there is a chance that doing this can cause an explosion in your hand. Tell ya what, let's spare about 20 back and forth posts - you defend your family by running indoors to get that can of raid and that bic lighter while the proverbial wolf is waiting at your door, and pray the wolf is patient and plays fair. Me, I'll shoot the wolf on sight.

I say at that point let God sort out who's right.

And if it's of any comfort to you, we have talked today about getting a taser gun.

 

[HeavyStick]

So now no one carries a loaded gun around their toddler? Are you that crazy?

Honey I can't change the baby, I don't have my FUCKING GLOCK


That's you, sweetcheeks. There are plenty of people who do carry them around their house and who don't get into accidents. Don't try to sell me otherwise, because it doesn't fly.

The last flight you were on you died, perhaps you should have shot death before he boarded your plane

You people are so incredibly stupid that most normal folks think I'm making shit up when I show you off. Then when they see you it's like I've discovered space aliens or something.

We're waiting on that thread.

I guess I'm supposed to laugh along with the insanity that you spew, right?

Log in as one of your alt's and you'll laugh at the shit you post.


Oh fuck off. That thread was nothing. It was a fucking prank. If that got on your nerves then you really are a pathetic excuse for a human being.

You're upset because we didn't hold a candlelight vigil for your ass. If we would have you would have said you hacked all of our accounts and left us in your will. Either way you're the second biggest joke on this board.

Don't be throwing that shit in my face.

Foreplay with your "wife" should be left in the bedroom and not on the GB

*sigh*

 

[TurdFergeson]

You know, there is a chance that doing this can cause an explosion in your hand. Tell ya what, let's spare about 20 back and forth posts - you defend your family by running indoors to get that can of raid and that bic lighter while the proverbial wolf is waiting at your door, and pray the wolf is patient and plays fair. Me, I'll shoot the wolf on sight.

I say at that point let God sort out who's right.

And if it's of any comfort to you, we have talked today about getting a taser gun.

You ignored my main point. Unless you are packing 100% of the time, the RAID might be closer. Not to mention having an alternative to deadly force is always a good idea.

You worry about the can exploding while the dog is mauling your family members. Me, I'll flick the bic and crispy critter the mongrel.


(Oh, there's a chance a gun might also explode in your hand when discharged, the chance every gun owner takes when firing)

 

[HeavyStick]

Like I said before, when a dog is growling at my wife and kids

So we're sitting outside closing insurance and annuity deals in blue jeans with lemonade and a certain neighbor's doberman comes, pees on the Hi Hy (highlander hybrid) - which we find out later - and then comes around to the front door and crouches into position to attack our toddler.

Which is it? Your toddler or your "wife and kids".

Come on Urkel, tell the truth.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You worry about the can exploding while the dog is mauling your family members. Me, I'll flick the bic and crispy critter the mongrel.

Go for it. The dog won't be mauling my wife or kid, trust me.

You still haven't figured out what I meant when I said our client had USAA for insurance, did ya? Well, it means he's ex-military. One of us would have capped that animal if the other wasn't armed. Guaranteed.

 

[HeavyStick]

You ignored my main point. Unless you are packing 100% of the time, the RAID might be closer. Not to mention having an alternative to deadly force is always a good idea.

You worry about the can exploding while the dog is mauling your family members. Me, I'll flick the bic and crispy critter the mongrel.

I agree with your less than lethal means. I am a dog owner and only under the most sever circumstances would I end a dog's life. Personally I find that 1 part ammonia and 3 parts of water is a very good solution at stray animal deterrent.

 

[Dead American]

Coward nigger Americans kill dogs like Muslims kill people in skyscapers you fucking American scum!!

 

[TurdFergeson]

Go for it. The dog won't be mauling my wife or kid, trust me.

You still haven't figured out what I meant when I said our client had USAA for insurance, did ya? Well, it means he's ex-military. One of us would have capped that animal if the other wasn't armed. Guaranteed.

So again, you are packing 100% of the time?

Doubtful.