Aw fuck. Stupid dog owners.

[Legenda]

Man kills neighbor's dog, says it was justified
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LINN COUNTY - A family is mourning the loss of their pet after a neighbor shot and killed their dog.

The dog, a 5-year-old Gordon Setter named Dakota, escaped from his owner's home about 4 p.m. on Friday. Marci Read, who is wheelchair bound, could not chase after Dakota.

Four hours later, a deputy knocked at Read's door and told her the dog had been shot and killed.

According to police reports, Brian Lee Powell, 48, told Linn County deputies he thought he could shoot the dog because it was on his land and he lives outside the city limits. His house is just on the outskirts of northeast Albany, in an area with several new family neighborhoods.

Powell's wife said as far as she knows, her husband shot the dog to protect their livestock --a few chickens kept behind chain link fencing.

Powell was arrested at his home and booked into the Linn County Jail on charges of aggravated animal abuse, a felony, and unlawful use of a deadly weapon.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

This is the kinda story my son would tell me, he's 12....

 

[HeavyStick]

Man kills neighbor's dog, says it was justified
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LINN COUNTY - A family is mourning the loss of their pet after a neighbor shot and killed their dog.

The dog, a 5-year-old Gordon Setter named Dakota, escaped from his owner's home about 4 p.m. on Friday. Marci Read, who is wheelchair bound, could not chase after Dakota.

Four hours later, a deputy knocked at Read's door and told her the dog had been shot and killed.

According to police reports, Brian Lee Powell, 48, told Linn County deputies he thought he could shoot the dog because it was on his land and he lives outside the city limits. His house is just on the outskirts of northeast Albany, in an area with several new family neighborhoods.

Powell's wife said as far as she knows, her husband shot the dog to protect their livestock --a few chickens kept behind chain link fencing.

Powell was arrested at his home and booked into the Linn County Jail on charges of aggravated animal abuse, a felony, and unlawful use of a deadly weapon.

If he'd been selling insurance (Amway soap) in his front yard, he'd be free after a glass of lemonade.

 

[bronzeage]

Man kills neighbor's dog, says it was justified
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LINN COUNTY - A family is mourning the loss of their pet after a neighbor shot and killed their dog.
The dog, a 5-year-old Gordon Setter named Dakota, escaped from his owner's home about 4 p.m. on Friday. Marci Read, who is wheelchair bound, could not chase after Dakota.
Four hours later, a deputy knocked at Read's door and told her the dog had been shot and killed.
According to police reports, Brian Lee Powell, 48, told Linn County deputies he thought he could shoot the dog because it was on his land and he lives outside the city limits. His house is just on the outskirts of northeast Albany, in an area with several new family neighborhoods.

Powell's wife said as far as she knows, her husband shot the dog to protect their livestock --a few chickens kept behind chain link fencing.

Powell was arrested at his home and booked into the Linn County Jail on charges of aggravated animal abuse, a felony, and unlawful use of a deadly weapon.

We are only interested in dead Dobermans.

 

[Legenda]

We are only interested in dead Dobermans.

This is the interwebs, I have a 10 inch wiener.

 

[Bollock_Head]

We are only interested in dead Dobermans.

But the 48 year old gun man sounds about right....

 

[bronzeage]

This is the interwebs, I have a 10 inch wiener.

Miniature Dachshunds don't count either.

 

[Legenda]

Miniature Dachshunds don't count either.

They may be small, but they're wirey.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Hmmmm....rural area? cops? discharging a firearm? What am I missing here? I'm in a rural area, the only cops we ever see is the sheriff and only when he's called out, and I constantly hear firearms being discharged. We don't sweat the small shit.

Oh holy shit, that's comedy gold. Dude didn't walk to his truck. He was laying up against it and left to go home one-armed.

Animal cruelty? Oh man, what is Heavystump smoking? A dog comes onto your property, growls menacingly at your kid, you shoot it, and that's animal cruelty? On what planet? Planet Heavystick where the skies are all polkadots? That's got to be the dumbassest comment in all the history of Lit. And discharging a firearm? In self defense? Oh shit.

Please, God, I want Heavystick as my prosecutor if this goes to court. Please. Prosecute me, please!!!

BTW has anyone googled "USAA" yet to figure out what kind of person this client was? And when you're a salesman, yeah, you do it in your office or over the phone. When you're buds or people who know each other quite well, you do it over lemonade or a BBQ, their house or yours. It's called rapport, to say the least. Heavystump stick with your 9-5, eh? Investigations are not your forte.

 

[bronzeage]

They may be small, but they're wirey.

Where does Lt keep his gun when he's in the shower?

 

[Legenda]

Where does Lt keep his gun when he's in the shower?

I'm sure he has a concealed weapon permit.

 

[Bollock_Head]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2a/Albert1.jpg/150px-Albert1.jpg

 

[jomar]

So, after you busted a cap in his ass and all that, did you close the deal? If so, you just might be salesman of the month.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

So, after you busted a cap in his ass and all that, did you close the deal? If so, you just might be salesman of the year.

He's ex-military. It was a no brainer. I actually told him about you guys over the phone, he said damn, you guys are almost as dumb as that dude who came whining about his dog.

 

[Bollock_Head]

He's ex-military. It was a no brainer. I actually told him about you guys over the phone, he said damn, you guys are almost as dumb as that dude who came whining about his dog.

Oh no!!!! If you spoke to him by phone and he said that about us all, you must be telling the truth!!

 

[PannieMonster]

Yanno, I have neighbor's dogs come up in the yard all the time. When you holler "GIT" real loud, they haul ass. I've never had to shoot one of them, no matter how big they are. Dogs are territorial and they know when they aren't in their territory.

 

[HeavyStick]

Oh holy shit, that's comedy gold. Dude didn't walk to his truck. He was laying up against it and left to go home one-armed.

Animal cruelty? Oh man, what is Heavystump smoking? A dog comes onto your property, growls menacingly at your kid, you shoot it, and that's animal cruelty? On what planet? Planet Heavystick where the skies are all polkadots? That's got to be the dumbassest comment in all the history of Lit. And discharging a firearm? In self defense? Oh shit.

Please, God, I want Heavystick as my prosecutor if this goes to court. Please. Prosecute me, please!!!

BTW has anyone googled "USAA" yet to figure out what kind of person this client was? And when you're a salesman, yeah, you do it in your office or over the phone. When you're buds or people who know each other quite well, you do it over lemonade or a BBQ, their house or yours. It's called rapport, to say the least. Heavystump stick with your 9-5, eh? Investigations are not your forte.

You're hilarious.

Besides, any self respecting individual wouldn't use a 9mm for home/self defense, unless they had the wrists of a girl (not Collette) or couldn't handle the recoil. Wait, I just described LT, thin wrists and weak upper body and no self respect.

Another reason the story is BS you didn't talk about how your wife gave you "saving our baby's life head" afterward.

 

[HeavyStick]

Yanno, I have neighbor's dogs come up in the yard all the time. When you holler "GIT" real loud, they haul ass. I've never had to shoot one of them, no matter how big they are. Dogs are territorial and they know when they aren't in their territory.

I piss on the pushes outside my house and that fucks with the dogs' mind right there.

Maybe the dog thought LT was in heat.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Yanno, I have neighbor's dogs come up in the yard all the time. When you holler "GIT" real loud, they haul ass. I've never had to shoot one of them, no matter how big they are. Dogs are territorial and they know when they aren't in their territory.

Well then, when they're growling at your wife and kid, you go ahead and do that.

Let Darwin decide.

 

[JustSkye]

I piss on the pushes outside my house and that fucks with the dogs' mind right there.

Maybe the dog thought LT was in heat.

*spew

 

[PannieMonster]

I can promise you LT. I have never had a dog come around that ever threatened anyone on my property, not even a mangey looking stray. But I have shot a wild hog on the property once.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Wasp and Hornet killer in a the 20 foot spray can is also effective.

 

[bronzeage]

He's ex-military. It was a no brainer. I actually told him about you guys over the phone, he said damn, you guys are almost as dumb as that dude who came whining about his dog.

Ok, the dead dog is pretty funny. The whole thread is a scream.

But telling us you just called your client to tell him you bragged about it on Literotica is the best.

No dogs were harmed in the making of this thread.

 

[HeavyStick]

I can promise you LT. I have never had a dog come around that ever threatened anyone on my property, not even a mangey looking stray. But I have shot a wild hog on the property once.

LT is the black Annie Oakley

 

[Le Jacquelope]

*spew

VS, you're starting to enable really stupid people, you know that?

If HeavyStick goes by what he posts, he would have lost a child or a wife. Perhaps that's for the better? Perhaps it would be natural selection's way of making up for the mistake of letting him suck air in the first place?

Or perhaps I shot his wife today?