Aw fuck. Stupid dog owners.

[Le Jacquelope]

So we're sitting outside closing insurance and annuity deals in blue jeans with lemonade and a certain neighbor's doberman comes, pees on the Hi Hy (highlander hybrid) - which we find out later - and then comes around to the front door and crouches into position to attack our toddler.

Well, I scared the shit out of our clients by pulling out a 9mm and shooting the dog in the head.

The sheriff's deputy comes and animal control comes and take care of the problem. Problem solved.

NOT.

So, hours later, while we're still closing this deal, the dog's idiot owner, some scrawny assed wanna be cowboy with a big truck, comes by knocking on all the neighbors doors looking for his lost dog, and finally comes to my door. I ask him if it was a doberman, and he says yes. I tell him what happened and he flips the fuck out, I tell him his dog shoulda been on a leash, he starts screaming about why does his dog have to be on a leash, why don't we put the kid on a leash, blah blah, and I told him the dog was on our property, threatening my kid, end of argument. He says who am I to tell him 'end of argument' and tries to push me. I punch him out and slap a nasty little compression lock on his biceps, drag him several hundred feet, and throw him off my property. Then I repeat, end of argument, get in his truck and get lost.

So the sheriff's deputy just came and left, I had lemonade waiting for him, we drank and laughed about the dude calling the cops on me and threatening to sue. His arm's supposedly broken. I bet it's his muscles are all fucked up. He's got medical bills, for sure. Our client came out and asked if we wanted him and his wife to file their own police report against this guy. So we are.

If he hadn't pushed me, I'd be in a world of trouble right now.

I bet he was reading the General Board and believed all that bullshit about how I can't fight, LOL. Good job, guys heheh.

Stupid dog owners. They should be the ones put on a leash.

 

[Tebazile]

Do you really think that anyone here is going to believe a word of this?

 

[Bollock_Head]

Wow.... That's quite an imagination you have there.....

On a side note, I hate dog owners with a passion for different reasons, they let their nasty muts lick their faces!! That is deeeeeeeeesgusting!!!!!!! You know where that dogs tongue has been????!?!?!??!?!!?

It's usually only white people that do this!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Bollock Head, did you get those Nazi tattoos while getting ass raped in prison?

 

[Redatlit]

You are one weird dude.

 

[renard_ruse]

Bollock Head, did you get those Nazi tattoos while getting ass raped in prison?

Its the guys with the Nazi tattos who DO the ass raping, idiot. And its not considered gay if you're the one doing the raping, only if you're taking it.

 

[Bollock_Head]

Bollock Head, did you get those Nazi tattoos while getting ass raped in prison?

I got them after raping your mother and then finding out the bitch gave me HIV, then I read somewhere that a lot of YOUR TYPES are infested with that particular disease and decided to become a White Supremacist, despite the fact I'm not white.

 

[Bollock_Head]

Its the guys with the Nazi tattos who DO the ass raping, idiot. And its not considered gay if you're the one doing the raping, only if you're taking it.

Typical gay rhetoric! You are one deeeeesgusting motherfucker!

 

[jomar]

Did you close the deal?

 

[renard_ruse]

Typical gay rhetoric! You are one deeeeesgusting motherfucker!

Hey, I was just trying to help you out here. Maybe you're LJ's alt???

 

[Bollock_Head]

Hey, I was just trying to help you out here. Maybe you're LJ's alt???

I don't like dirty gay homosexuals or supporters of them, I have lost all respect for you!

 

[McKenna]

Because we all carry a 9mm while closing insurance and annuity deals.

 

[renard_ruse]

I don't like dirty gay homosexuals or supporters of them, I have lost all respect for you!

Was just an off the cuff remark. I hate them too, but I read in some prisons its that way. I've know ex-cons though and they say there really isn't much of that shit in prison anyway. I've never been so couldn't verify one way or the other.

 

[Bollock_Head]

Was just an off the cuff remark. I hate them too, but I read in some prisons its that way. I've know ex-cons though and they say there really isn't much of that shit in prison anyway. I've never been so couldn't verify one way or the other.

I'll forgive you because I know deep down that you despise homo's as much as I do, you're one of the only logical ones on this retard convention of a forum..... Apart from me of course.

In petty prisons carrying petty criminals there isn't much raping going on. It's mainly those lifers that ain't ever gettin' any pussy ever again that turn to ass. Well at least that's what Jomar told me anyways.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Because we all carry a 9mm while closing insurance and annuity deals.

Because some people carry guns on their person when they're home.

What, do you think a gun owner, in their house, leaves their firearm in the bedroom? Are you really that dumb?

 

[silver gurl]

Tell me, you must live in Mayberry..or very similar.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Tell me, you must live in Mayberry..or very similar.

Got me there. Mayberry is the only place where a homeowner owns a firearm and keeps it on their person at their house.

Tell me where you live, I could pick up some criminals and drop them off in your neighborhood.

 

[PannieMonster]

Tell me, you must live in Mayberry..or very similar.

Nah, this is another uncle LT story. It's designed to scare the kids.

 

[McKenna]

Because some people carry guns on their person when they're home.

What, do you think a gun owner, in their house, leaves their firearm in the bedroom? Are you really that dumb?

What does this say about the neighborhood that you live in if you feel the need to carry a gun on your person? Or that it's populated by rednecks? And here you've worked so hard to cultivate this well-to-do persona.

Fail.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Oh that's just too fucking funny..

You seriously expect anyone to believe this pile of horse shit? Just more ego puffing from an e-badass.

 

[silver gurl]

Nah, this is another uncle LT story. It's designed to scare the kids.

He should have saved it for later in the evening...as we are sitting around the campfire, toasting our marshmellows. (In my quaint quiet village)

 

[Le Jacquelope]

What does this say about the neighborhood that you live in if you feel the need to carry a gun on your person? Or that it's populated by rednecks? And here you've worked so hard to cultivate this well-to-do persona.

Fail.

Wrong. People who live out away from the city tend to be armed anyway. And areas away from the city have less crime. I live where all the white rich armed ranchers live. You know, the RURAL zone.

I dare you to say publicly that rural populations don't tend to have firearms.

You've epic failed.

 

[renard_ruse]

In petty prisons carrying petty criminals there isn't much raping going on. It's mainly those lifers that ain't ever gettin' any pussy ever again that turn to ass.

Word.

I went to jail once and there wasn't any of that gay shit at all. In fact, everybody pretty much got along, white dudes with swazi tats, cholos, black gangbangers, middle age dudes on domestic violence charges, whatever. It was the guards who were the dickheads. Thankfully you'll get OR'ed in 24 hours unless you're in for something really bad.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Nah, this is another uncle LT story. It's designed to scare the kids.

The fact that you're here screaming that it's not true, says you're scared.

You protest too much.

 

[PannieMonster]

The fact that you're here screaming that it's not true, says you're scared.

You protest too much.

I have no way of confirming your story, so until I see the police report, I'll chalk it up to another one of your uncle LT stories. Oh, and LT, I'm one of those rural white ranchers you talk about. We don't always all carry guns all of the time. Just thought you might like to know.