Blurting it out....Playground style

[Essa]

I bought those stilettos today.

You can’t complain, you insisted … And now?

I must insist you fuck me while I wear them.

 

[Gracie29]

Psst . . . there is such a thing as a nonsexual friendship between men and women! It can happen! Who knew?!

 

[Kylan]

Psst . . . there is such a thing as a nonsexual friendship between men and women! It can happen! Who knew?!

~ O.k Lady. You've had enough. Step away from the PC ... don't make any sudden moves.

 

[Gracie29]

~ O.k Lady. You've had enough. Step away from the PC ... don't make any sudden moves.

Ya know . . . the concept really isn't that far-fetched. The first step is keepin' your clothes on at all times. *nods*

 

[Kylan]

Ya know . . . the concept really isn't that far-fetched. The first step is keepin' your clothes on at all times. *nods*

Phew, I was worried there for a sec, but I can see that working ... so long as I can take off hers.

 

[Gracie29]

Phew, I was worried there for a sec, but I can see that working ... so long as I can take off hers.

Yeah, no . . . (Not confusin' at all, that statement!)

Both parties keep their clothes and keep the conversation away from sex because . . . are you ready for this?

They're just not interested in it with each other!

 

[Kylan]

Yeah, no . . . (Not confusin' at all, that statement!)

Both parties keep their clothes and keep the conversation away from sex because . . . are you ready for this?

They're just not interested in it with each other!

Erm ... whatever do two folks who aren't interested in each other talk about?

"So, I enjoy spending time at the lake, grilling out ... "

"I like sitting in a hotel room watching Law and Order."

"I’m fine, really."

"I don’t really like ya’ll right now."

"No."

 

[Gracie29]

Erm ... whatever do two folks who aren't interested in each other talk about?

"So, I enjoy spending time at the lake, grilling out ... "

"I like sitting in a hotel room watching Law and Order."

"I’m fine, really."

"I don’t really like ya’ll right now."

"No."

*grins* You can be interested in someone's mind without bein' interested in their body. *nods*

It's not always just a pitstop to sex.

 

[Kylan]

*grins* You can be interested in someone's mind without bein' interested in their body. *nods*

It's not always just a pitstop to sex.

Yup, and for some of us that would be the source of the whole damn problem in the beginning.

 

[Gracie29]

Yup, and for some of us that would be the source of the whole damn problem in the beginning.

OY! I'm talkin' about consensual nonsexual friendships! They really do exist!

 

[Kylan]

OY! I'm talkin' about consensual nonsexual friendships! They really do exist!

Yeah, yeah, I know. This talk's spoiling all the fun and you're getting so bored you could scream.

But what is this 'consensual' you speak of in such a delightful southern drawl?

 

[Gracie29]

Yeah, yeah, I know. This talk's spoiling all the fun and you're getting so bored you could scream.

But what is this 'consensual' you speak of in such a delightful southern drawl?

*sighs* Ok, so the concept is lost on you. But I'm just sayin' . . . I can think of at least 4 males . . . oh, wait. You're bored. I'll stop there.

*glare* No such southern drawl comin' from my lips.

 

[Kylan]

*sighs* Ok, so the concept is lost on you. But I'm just sayin' . . . I can think of at least 4 males . . . oh, wait. You're bored. I'll stop there.

*glare* No such southern drawl comin' from my lips.

Oh no, do continue, pretty one. I always yawn like this when I'm really, really interested ... where did I put those match-sticks ....

[sighs] My oh my, but the stirrings that perfectly formed flirtatious glare do arouse so ... but of course, you know that, don't you?

 

[Gracie29]

*bangs my head on the wall*

Might be time for Gracie to go back into hidin'. *nods*

 

[koalabear]

*bangs my head on the wall*

Might be time for Gracie to go back into hidin'. *nods*

were you gone!............http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/koalabear_photo/haha4.gif

 

[Kylan]

*bangs my head on the wall*

Might be time for Gracie to go back into hidin'. *nods*

Do take a snap of the bruise.

 

[Gracie29]

Do take a snap of the bruise.

Fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Maybe I will . . . but not share.

 

[Kylan]

Fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Maybe I will . . . but not share.

Oh do behave!

There is such a thing as a nonsexual friendship between men and women you know! It can happen!

We can totally exchange snaps and file restraining orders.

 

[Gracie29]

Oh do behave!

There is such a thing as a nonsexual friendship between men and women you know! It can happen!

We can totally exchange snaps and file restraining orders.

And I was misbehavin' . . . how?

SNORT! And this is why you're such a fucker.

Yeah, already filed the restrainin' order. You'll be served soon.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Damn.. that hurt

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

non lit
for fucks sake ,just SHUT your gob ok?You are just a prude anyway.

 

[Kylan]

And I was misbehavin' . . . how?

SNORT! And this is why you're such a fucker.

Yeah, already filed the restrainin' order. You'll be served soon.

By glaring at me with those liquid eyes of yours, of course. It's as though the entire reflective cumulonimbus have turned up the contrast to high-definition in a grey world. [long sigh]

Oh good ... so long as she's not servin' in PJ's, I'm happy.

 

[Kylan]

Damn.. that hurt

Oh dea ---

[stifles laughter]

Poor yo --

[tugs the hair of the brat sitting quietly on the floor beside me reading "Take A Break" and says "look at poor Golden_Silen ---]

Erm ... Yeah ... nice glow on that chest.

[must fight temptation to ... must fight ... failing ....]

O.k. I almost LOL'd there.

 

[Gracie29]

By glaring at me with those liquid eyes of yours, of course. It's as though the entire reflective cumulonimbus have turned up the contrast to high-definition in a grey world. [long sigh]

Oh good ... so long as she's not servin' in PJ's, I'm happy.

*sighs* You need more practice at this nonsexual friendship thing. *nods* It also means no linin' whatsoever.

She? Naw, I've lined up a brawny, male deputy named Bozo to legally inform you of the restrainin' order

 

[Kylan]

non lit
for fucks sake ,just SHUT your gob ok?You are just a prude anyway.

Hi alisonwunderlnd

Could you reconsider and make it Literonia based? It's just without the Greek tragedies and Shakespearean proclamations I feel so left out.