Real AVs

[ChilledVodkaIV]

Eyebrows and minge. Just as I'd imagined.

You know who you are.

 

[Liar]

I only look like that if you squint.

 

[cantdog]

Dood

What's wrong with minge? I happen to like minge. It tastes good, smells great, looks inspiring, and never fails to respond.

 

[Guest]

Dood

What's wrong with minge? I happen to like minge. It tastes good, smells great, looks inspiring, and never fails to respond.

Well, not everyone knows how to handle it, yes?

 

[tickledkitty]

Yeah, and what's wrong with eyebrows? People look pretty silly without them.

 

[SlickTony]

Minge, what's that?

 

[Guest]

Minge, what's that?

Derogatory slang for pussy.

 

[TxRad]

Minge, what's that?

a vase i think

 

[Guest]

a vase i think

Hey, handsome - you're back?

Read what I've done so far - getting naughty.

 

[sr71plt]

Must say I raise my eyebrows at some of the real AVs here--many run from the "wouldn't share that in a million years" to the absolute grotesque. Quite a few are in the "what in the hell was he/she thinking?" category.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Rocket? No... just glad to see ya!

Derogatory slang for pussy.

Just goes to show, you are never to old to learn.... "Minge" who knew? I will remember that for my next game of dirty word scrabble.

So..... "minge AV"...... Who could this ever be in reference to? Sarahh?

You're blushing Sarahhh....



-KC

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Just goes to show, you are never to old to learn.... "Minge" who knew? I will remember that for my next game of dirty word scrabble.

So..... "minge AV"...... Who could this ever be in reference to? Sarahh?

You're blushing Sarahhh....



-KC

If it is derogatory, Sarahhh does not have a minge. Disrespect of Sarahhh's garden of delights is not allowed. And I've got thisahyear ax handle to make sure y'unnerstand!

 

[tickledkitty]

Must say I raise my eyebrows at some of the real AVs here--many run from the "wouldn't share that in a million years" to the absolute grotesque. Quite a few are in the "what in the hell was he/she thinking?" category.

Which category does mine fall in?

 

[sr71plt]

Which category does mine fall in?

Ravishing (which, of course, is a whole lot better than ravished).

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Ravishing (which, of course, is a whole lot better than ravished).

Ravishing is what your are. Ravished is what we feel when we see your AV.

*swoon*

 

[sr71plt]

Ravishing is what your are. Ravished is what we feel when we see your AV.

*swoon*

I'd probably swoon too if anyone ever put an AV (of any sort) on my posts. Not my kind of gig.

 

[AllardChardon]

My AV is really me. My LIT name is my pen name, a large hard-on. Real name is G. G.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Penis AV

If it is derogatory, Sarahhh does not have a minge. Disrespect of Sarahhh's garden of delights is not allowed. And I've got thisahyear ax handle to make sure y'unnerstand!

Ah well, there you go.... just trying out a new word I learned today... And certainly no disrespect to Sarahh's garden of delights, well plowed as it may be..... (Okay, that was mildly disrespectful, but totally irresistable!)

But as for the axe handle... I think the woman prefers riding crops but then I have been out of the country for awhile and tastes do change....

By the way, can somebody clue me in here, what exactly is the point of this thread? Does someone have issues here?

Hopefully "they" know who they are, because I sure the hell don't!



-KC

 

[sr71plt]

By the way, can somebody clue me in here, what exactly is the point of this thread? Does someone have issues here?

Hopefully "they" know who they are, because I sure the hell don't!



-KC

Well, I didn't initiate the thread, but when I saw it, I remembered the shock I recently got when a poster I had assumed was a nice young woman, posted what has got to be a "real" AV (who would pretend such a thing?) exhibiting as a fat old man with nothing in the way of a dick that I could discern. Definitely in the "what were you thinking!?" category, I thought. And then there's the sour old man, whose AV reveals him to be -- a sour old man.

What a strange site (sight?).

 

[tickledkitty]

Ravishing (which, of course, is a whole lot better than ravished).

Thank you. (I think)

 

[keeblercrumb]

Penis AV

Well, I didn't initiate the thread, but when I saw it, I remembered the shock I recently got when a poster I had assumed was a nice young woman, posted what has got to be a "real" AV (who would pretend such a thing?) exhibiting as a fat old man with nothing in the way of a dick that I could discern. Definitely in the "what were you thinking!?" category, I thought. And then there's the sour old man, whose AV reveals him to be -- a sour old man.

What a strange site (sight?).

Ahhhhhh.... And perhaps something similar happening here..

I made the mistake of sending some flirtatious comments back to an author who wrote a story from the feminine perspective (not particularly well, but then I am very generous commentor on stories by women).

I do not recall the user name but it "sugar_pie" or something. But when I recieved an email back, it was from 'Fred" or somebody... very off-putting.

As the Far Side cartoon said many years depicting a dog sitting at a computer "The great thing about the web is that no one knows you are a dog".

Thanks for the insight.

By the by, my AV is exactly what I look like.



-KC

 

[sr71plt]

I could have sworn that AC asked Keebler on this thread what his AV represented.

I was going to guess it was a Russian mobile missile in full erection being paraded in Red Square, Moscow, in the October Revolution anniversary parade.

Is there a prize for guessing right?

 

[sr71plt]

By the by, my AV is exactly what I look like.



-KC

Standing up or reclining?

 

[keeblercrumb]

Penis AV

Standing up or reclining?

In launch mode.



-KC

 

[keeblercrumb]

Penis AV

I could have sworn that AC asked Keebler on this thread what his AV represented.

I was going to guess it was a Russian mobile missile in full erection being paraded in Red Square, Moscow, in the October Revolution anniversary parade.

Is there a prize for guessing right?

Pretty close.... it is indeed a Russian ICBM... SS-24, to be exact. As it happens, however, they are no more of these which was my reason for being here all these years. The one in the photo is actually an "inert" or Training Missile on display currently at the Rail Museum in St. Petersburg.

They were a formidable weapons system and the principal soviet bargaining treaty for the original START treaty. Rail mobile (in constant moving rotation with twice as many "dummy" trains), each capable of delivering 10 independently targeted nuclear warheads. These are world and nation ending weapons, which hopefully are not needed by anyone anymore, being simply part of the MAD (mutually assured destruction) concept. As Dr. Strangelove as it sounds, MAD worked, thank God.

Nobody told me, but I think it is a safe bet there were newer, much more precise missiles coming out the other end of the factory where we eliminated these.

That it is almost an exact replica of me in erection mode, is purely coincidental.



"Think big" as someone once told me, "or don't bother thinking at all".

-KC