Phone sex at it's best..let this be a lesson to you

[Hisbabydoll26]

I was reading one of the blogs I enjoy and found this.http://gloriabrame.typepad.com/inside_the_mind_of_gloria/sex_and_sadomasochism/index.html

Scroll down to Do You know Who Your Domme is?

I would have linked it but..I'm not that good.

She isn't exactly apple pie.

 

[notalwaysweak]

*dies laughing anyway*

 

[Homburg]

I'm dying here.

 

[BiBunny]

ZOMG! It's one of my co-workers!

Not really, but those scenes look (and sound) strangely familiar to me.

 

[Etoile]

That's so awesome. And is it really that easy? Man, how do I break into that biz?

 

[kinkyknickers]

Bwahahahaha

 

[Hisbabydoll26]

ZOMG! It's one of my co-workers!

Not really, but those scenes look (and sound) strangely familiar to me.

I'm glad you got a kick out of it. I thought of you because you mentioned the industry but I didn't want to insult you by saying something about it.

 

[Betticus]

OMG!

"I could stick my tongue up your asshole and eat it out like a mustard jar"

OMG!

 

[Hisbabydoll26]

OMG!

"I could stick my tongue up your asshole and eat it out like a mustard jar"

OMG!

*laughing* uh huh

 

[BiBunny]

I'm glad you got a kick out of it. I thought of you because you mentioned the industry but I didn't want to insult you by saying something about it.

Oh, no, no, no. You didn't insult me at all. I thought it was funny as hell. And pretty much the same things I do at work, except I hate headsets, and the only accent I can pull off is my Southern one.

I try to be more creative than using "goddamn motherfuckin'" as an adjective for every single noun I throw out there, though, LOL.

 

[Netzach]

Oy, I couldn't find it, I got stuck on her pontificating and got annoyed, can someone tell me where it is?

 

[WriterDom]

Oy, I couldn't find it, I got stuck on her pontificating and got annoyed, can someone tell me where it is?

Yeah I can't find it either.

 

[rida]

here is the direct link so no need to scroll down the page

do you know who your domme is

 

[Hisbabydoll26]

here is the direct link so no need to scroll down the page

do you know who your domme is

Rida you rock...thank you

 

[WriterDom]

Who wipes and puts the paper in the trash?

 

[Rosie_Riveter]

Who wipes and puts the paper in the trash?

Ummm, this usually indicates a septic tank issue.
Or something kinda funky.

 

[Etoile]

Ummm, this usually indicates a septic tank issue.
Or something kinda funky.

They do it in Turkey because the pipes are skinny, I think. All I remember was that all over the country, we had to put our paper in the trash!

 

[BiYeti]

Jeez, way to make me miss my girlfriend... But yeah, that's some funny shit. I think it was funnier to me cause it reminds me of all the times I'd have to listen to Bunny say shit over the phone and keep from laughing my ass off.

 

[CTGalPal]

OMG...when she did the asian bit, I think a peed a little in my pants from laughing so hard.