Pondering the inedible

[desertslave]

Ahhhh, one of those battery-operated wands!

 

[glynndah]

Oh.....nothing under the dress.....brazen.

Nothing? Oh, please. They do the most wonderful things with a bit of satin and some boning.

 

[The_Fool]

Nothing? Oh, please. They do the most wonderful things with a bit of satin and some boning.

Just a lesson in restraint I guess.

 

[Guest]

Just a lesson in restraint I guess.

Restraints? Perk?

 

[Guest]

So, what's for breakfast?

Pork rinds and haggis?

 

[keeblercrumb]

Wanna launch my rocket, Baby?

So, what's for breakfast?

Pork rinds and haggis?

with a side of scrapple.... except I really like scrapple....Do you know how hard it is to get scrapple here in Russia?? But Mark did it!

We had a "home boy" breakfast party one time.....it took 6 months to pull it together!


Ken from Texas:
Steak, eggs and grits

Jerry from Lousiana
eggs, grits and boudain (we challenged the boudain as a "breakfast" thing, but he insisted and it was outstanding.)

Mark from Maryland:
Scrapple, pancakes and eggs.

KC from Upstate NY:
Eggs,homefries, canadian bacon and english muffins.

Neil from Ireland:
greasy eggs, greasy bacon, cooked tomatoes, beans and disgusting black pudding. I called it "Brit's Revenge"..

We did not allow Hammish from Scotland to cook anything.

As near as I can determine, there is no "Russian" breakfast... seems to be what is left from last night.

-KC

 

[fille]

Here is everything you need to know about the inedible:

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[Guest]

Here is everything you need to know about the inedible:

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

Oh!

Laughing my ass off!

Those are hysterical!

And yet, somehow sad, in a twisted, 70's, mom-trying-to-diet kind of way.

 

[DesertPirate]

Call me crazy (you won't be the first or the last) but I LIKE Brit food like bangers & mash or haggis. Although I'd have to draw the line at mushy peas.

I thought squirrel was supposed to be braised, not fried?

In the South, everything can be fried!

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

unrelated

Why I can't stop thinking about sucking Monica Bellucci's breasts this morning.

 

[keeblercrumb]

Penis AV

unrelated

Why I can't stop thinking about sucking Monica Bellucci's breasts this morning.

Well, if you are going to blatantly threadjack, this at least beats the hell out of haggis and mushy peas!

I am embarassed, I guess, to not know who Monica Bellucci is or what her breasts look like, but then I have been out of the country for awhile.

But let me hazzard a guess.... You woke up horny, perhaps?



-KC

 

[amicus]

"Sugar-free marshmallows."

~~~

Well...the thread went thataway, not an unusual occurrence, but...

In preparation for a recent invasion of grandmonsters, I filled a moderate sized glass fishbowl with goodies, as I often do, to the chagrin of my daughters...

A half dozen giant jawbreakers, guaranteed to rot teeth before completely consumed, standard fare, but, in browsing the candy shelves, I noticed an increasing amount of 'no fat', 'sugar free', et cetera, etcetera, etcetera, all of which I daintily dropped on the market floor so as not to confuse my search for truly toothsome friendly sweets.

Kids don't seem to like 'Red Hots' any more and no one had ever even tried a "Mountain Bar"...I wonder why?

Ami...

 

[Boxlicker101]

That's strange. Mountain Bars are quite good. Did you ever stock Denver Sandwiches?

I agree that sugar-free candy is an abomination, and should be ground into dust.

 

[R. Richard]

I see your Head Cheese and raise you a pot of boiled chitterlings and a pan-fried squirrel.

~ showing my southern roots, then hiding them again

You don't pan fry squirrel. You make squirrel perloo. Everybody knows that

 

[Guest]

I've never had squirrel.

But as for grandparents providing sweet treats, spoiling their grandkids?

Isn't that the point?

 

[JagFarlane]

Oh!

Laughing my ass off!

Those are hysterical!

And yet, somehow sad, in a twisted, 70's, mom-trying-to-diet kind of way.

-twitch- And I thought Slim-Fast was weird

 

[SeaCat]

Kidney Pie or Pudding.

Sweatbreads.

Possum.

Muskrat Stew.

Cat

 

[only_more_so]

"Sugar-free marshmallows."

Wait... if you get rid of the sugar, all you have left is whipped gelatin. Gelatin is made from rendering the connective tissues of animals (animal hide glues are also made from gelatin, hence taking the horse to the glue factory).

So marshmallow without sugar is whipped gelatin. Gelatin is horses, whipping is beating...

So sugar free marshmallows are beating a dead horse!

 

[Guest]

Wait... if you get rid of the sugar, all you have left is whipped gelatin. Gelatin is made from rendering the connective tissues of animals (animal hide glues are also made from gelatin, hence taking the horse to the glue factory).

So marshmallow without sugar is whipped gelatin. Gelatin is horses, whipping is beating...

So sugar free marshmallows are beating a dead horse!

That is very witty!

And also somewhat - um - disturbing.

 

[TE999]

That is very witty!

And also somewhat - um - disturbing.

That's putting it mildly.

I may never eat a S'more again. Gah!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Showing my Penn Dutch roots:

Scrapple
Head Cheese
Souse

Yes, I'm from Amish country, PA..

Souse was the 1st thing I thought of, but I'll add pigs' feet to your list.
Scrapple isn't THAT bad, but I can't even look at souse!

 

[jomar]

haggis.

*shudder*

But if you get to the roadkill first you got yourself a feast!

 

[Guest]

But what is Scrapple?

(not the same thing as Snapple, I take it?)

 

[shereads]

~~~


Kids don't seem to like 'Red Hots' any more and no one had ever even tried a "Mountain Bar"...I wonder why?

Ami...

Tell me there are still Giant Pixie Stix and Sweet Tarts.

 

[ms.read]

oh yes, thats how the druggies sell thier rock.