Jeez....I'm Such a Slob

[Misty_Morning]

Holy Fuck!

The last few weeks I have been so preoccupied with work and this lab audit. In addition I lost my beloved CC three weeks ago tonight.

Needless to say, laundry and dirty dishes have piled up. I haven't vacuumed certain areas of the carpet because I can still see CC's footprints in them.

I have books, documents, clothing, and assorted "misc." shit EVERYWHERE!

I gotta mow my lawn (yes...grass is finally growing), wash my car and open nearly three weeks of mail.

This is SOOOOOOO not like me.


Well, I am the ultimate procrastinator.....and also the most anal retentive person regarding cleanliness and organization...yep I am an oxymoron.

So I was just wondering....

Are there certain things that MUST be NOT MATTER WHAT? Or do you just go with the flow?


Tonight.....I decided to flow amid the crap. Got the guitar out and starting jam.



Please join me....I need some company..*****s been hard lately.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Holy Fuck!

The last few weeks I have been so preoccupied with work and this lab audit. In addition I lost my beloved CC three weeks ago tonight.

Needless to say, laundry and dirty dishes have piled up. I haven't vacuumed certain areas of the carpet because I can still see CC's footprints in them.

I have books, documents, clothing, and assorted "misc." shit EVERYWHERE!

I gotta mow my lawn (yes...grass is finally growing), wash my car and open nearly three weeks of mail.

This is SOOOOOOO not like me.


Well, I am the ultimate procrastinator.....and also the most anal retentive person regarding cleanliness and organization...yep I am an oxymoron.

So I was just wondering....

Are there certain things that MUST be NOT MATTER WHAT? Or do you just go with the flow?


Tonight.....I decided to flow amid the crap. Got the guitar out and starting jam.



Please join me....I need some company..*****s been hard lately.

Would a bear hug help?

 

[Misty_Morning]

Would a bear hug help?

Couldn't hurt.


Just don't squueze too hard.

 

[starrkers]

Can I come be a slob with you?

I finally cleaned out my fridge today - been meaning to do it for two weeks...

I too hate mess but can procrastinate with the best of them.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Can I come be a slob with you?

You betcha!

In fact...I suggest we start a United Procastinator's Club right away.....or maybe tomorrow......well...soon....ish....

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Ooooh guitar.......

I'd jam with, but I'm in much more of a folky acoustic mood, and my Ovation is perfect for that.

I'd let you play her though. Her name is Brill.

 

[damppanties]

I gotta mow my lawn

Heh. Get the camera out.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Couldn't hurt.


Just don't squueze too hard.

Oh I'm very gentle with the ladies. I'll even throw in the long slurpy tongue around the shell of your ear for free. And did you know bears can purrrrrr . . . ?

 

[jomar]

Whatcha playing?

 

[Misty_Morning]

Blind Melon...No Rain....just seems to get me feeling good when I am tired....

ETA: yes I am VERY tired

 

[starrkers]

You betcha!

In fact...I suggest we start a United Procastinator's Club right away.....or maybe tomorrow......well...soon....ish....

I believe I have the solution - we need a maid.

I'll write the ad tomorrow...

 

[Misty_Morning]

Heh. Get the camera out.

shut up.


BTW....there are MANY lizards this year. Hopefully most will not have a death wish.

Which reminds me.....a few weeks ago...I went out back to water the trees. As I was walking along the side of the house 3....THREE...lizards saw me walking by and freaked out and started running and just fell off the side of the house from fright.

SO.....it's not me...it's them.....they hear something dangerous and run to it. At least this time there was no "pink mist."

 

[Misty_Morning]

I believe I have the solution - we need a maid.

I'll write the ad tomorrow...

Wait....I think I got a flyer in the mail last month about a new maid service......let me go look...just gotta find the right pile of mail.....hold on....

 

[damppanties]

shut up.


BTW....there are MANY lizards this year. Hopefully most will not have a death wish.

Which reminds me.....a few weeks ago...I went out back to water the trees. As I was walking along the side of the house 3....THREE...lizards saw me walking by and freaked out and started running and just fell off the side of the house from fright.

SO.....it's not me...it's them.....they hear something dangerous and run to it. At least this time there was no "pink mist."

Good God. You scare lizards off walls?! Like, scare them so much that they drop off walls?!! Well. Wow.

 

[FatDino]

Good God. You scare lizards off walls?! Like, scare them so much that they drop off walls?!! Well. Wow.

They'd rather fall off walls than be in her presence.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Good God. You scare lizards off walls?! Like, scare them so much that they drop off walls?!! Well. Wow.

Yes, I am all powerful.

Today....lizards......tomorrow...the clerk at the corner store that sells me luke warm beer..........

 

[Misty_Morning]

They'd rather fall off walls than be in her presence.

Holy shit!


Nice AV!



Ummmm...what are you doing in the photo?

 

[damppanties]

Yes, I am all powerful.

Today....lizards......tomorrow...the clerk at the corner store that sells me luke warm beer..........

That made me burst out laughing.

Clerk at corner store falling off walls...

 

[FatDino]

That made me burst out laughing.

Clerk at corner store falling off walls...

Clerk with lizard feet.

Holy shit!


Nice AV!



Ummmm...what are you doing in the photo?

Thank you.

I was erm....posing?

 

[Misty_Morning]

That made me burst out laughing.

Clerk at corner store falling off walls...

Har...har...har...har...



You're next....just don't be climbing any walls .....


ETA....remember, I got my trimmer fixed too

 

[FatDino]

ETA....remember, I got my trimmer fixed too

This only means lizards will be killed easier.

 

[damppanties]

Har...har...har...har...



You're next....just don't be climbing any walls .....


ETA....remember, I got my trimmer fixed too

I am already trembling. Can't climb walls when I'm trembling.

 

[Misty_Morning]

I am already trembling. Can't climb walls when I'm trembling.

you need to give lessons to lizards......


ETA...actually...sounds like you may be a lizard...

 

[damppanties]

you need to give lessons to lizards......


ETA...actually...sounds like you may be a lizard...

I'm sure I have better skin.

 

[playwithlezli]

You have an ovation?! Nice!

dont worry, you havent hit bottom in slobdom until you are pulling old underwear off the floor and flipping them inside out to rewear them.

or putting on the least crunchy socks

sorry about CC, I take it she/he was a beloved pet. Likely not a fish seeing as there are footprints in the story.

ok I should have packed it in hours ago....now extreme silliness has kicked in, and I am too tired to sleep, gonna give it my best though. hugs misty, long time no see