When I think about you I touch myself

[the captians wench]

Okay, wenchie is perving again. *giggles*

I have a thing for accents, a serious one, but it's only been recently that I've realized how serious it really is.

Now not just any accent will do it. Spanish, Italian, or any Hispanic or Latino accent really doesn't do it for me. French, German, or the slightly different dialect of different states or Canada doesn't even make me bat an eye anymore. Asian....meh...Russian will give me a chill. Irish makes my heart pound, but what really does it for me, what is sure to soak my panties in 3 words or less is an English accent.

I don't know what it is, but I realized this when I was walking in walmart and one of the managers over the speaker had an English accent and I could feel myself drip. Then just a few days later, a customer came in, again, English and when he ordered it took every fiber of my being not to put myself on the menue.

Then it hit me today (okay so I'm kinda slow), I'm about to make a trip to a country where I'm going to be surrounded by men with Irish accents. Add in my obsession for rain and well I'm really going to be begging that Jounar lets me wear panties.

Then another realization....I have a layover in London. Lord help the poor person who sits my seat after me.

On to my point. This is totally involentary for me. Just a natural trigger that makes me ready to pounce the poor man speaking to me in a way that he wouldn't know what hit him. Does anyone else have such triggers? What just makes you feel like a tiger?

 

[rida]

LOL!
I can see the news:
Londoner pounced by a crazy American tiger
"I don't know what it was" says a man that was attacked in the airport.
"It is not my fault! Is how you all speak!" these were the words heard while the police was dragging the mysterious American woman away ...

Joking aside ... I hear you girl: I have a thing for British English and British Accent myself ... sigh...

Damn they sound sooooo sexy

 

[the captians wench]

LOL!
I can see the news:
Londoner pounced by a crazy American tiger
"I don't know what it was" says a man that was attacked in the airport.
"It is not my fault! Is how you all speak!" these were the words heard while the police was dragging the mysterious American woman away ...

Joking aside ... I hear you girl: I have a thing for British English and British Accent myself ... sigh...

Damn they sound sooooo sexy

Considering my favorite way to pounce a man is to blow him, I don't think he'd mind that much.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I'm a sucker for it too I think for me it's mainly because it's so proper. Just remember if a handsome fella comes up to you and asks you for a 'fag,' he's really wanting a cigarette.

 

[WriterDom]

A southern accent doesn't do it for you?

 

[the captians wench]

A southern accent doesn't do it for you?

Ya know, it used to. But it doesn't have the same reaction anymore, and not as strong as an English one. I am fully capible of controling myself around a southerner.

 

[intothewoods]

A southern accent doesn't do it for you?

Aw. If it makes you feel better, I think southern accents are far sexier than British ones. I'd go wild for your voice and could listen all day, except for that damn Republican thing. Can you stay away from politics? Yeah right.

 

[WriterDom]

Aw. If it makes you feel better, I think southern accents are far sexier than British ones. I'd go wild for your voice and could listen all day, except for that damn Republican thing. Can you stay away from politics? Yeah right.

Most of my subs have been flaming liberals. We just don't talk politics. I remember going to the lesbian's house and finding both Clinton books in her living room.

 

[intothewoods]

Most of my subs have been flaming liberals. We just don't talk politics. I remember going to the lesbian's house and finding both Clinton books in her living room.

Yeah, but most of my boyfriends have not been flaming Republicans!

 

[Netzach]

I like maligned accents. The little signifiers of a person who's worked his/her way up are hot making for me.

When I meet someone in the upper echelons, and he's dressed right, has the vocabulary, but then the Connecticut, RI or Jersey accent leaks out or he says "warsh". H says "warsh." If he's wearing a suit and he says it it's one of the times I find him jump-able.

People talk about accents in England giving you away immediately, but I think it's true all over.

Possibly the cutest boy I ever should have tried harder to seduce was this inked punk from Austin who came to fix the lock on my door at the Austin Motel. His accent was the cognitive dissonance that made him really sexy to me instead of just another tool with tribal tats. I know "fix the lock" there's a million Literotica fiction stories in that setup.

 

[rinka]

For me it's always been scottish and irish... yum. But these days I'm kind of growing to like the southern talk more and more...

 

[WriterDom]

Accents don't matter so much to me. I like hypersexual cum sluts.

 

[1HF]

Accents are such a turn on. I'm not quite as picky though. I like most accents for various reasons. Southern, Italian, Irish, British...all incredibly sexy.

 

[intothewoods]

I like maligned accents. The little signifiers of a person who's worked his/her way up are hot making for me.

When I meet someone in the upper echelons, and he's dressed right, has the vocabulary, but then the Connecticut, RI or Jersey accent leaks out or he says "warsh". H says "warsh." If he's wearing a suit and he says it it's one of the times I find him jump-able.

People talk about accents in England giving you away immediately, but I think it's true all over.

Possibly the cutest boy I ever should have tried harder to seduce was this inked punk from Austin who came to fix the lock on my door at the Austin Motel. His accent was the cognitive dissonance that made him really sexy to me instead of just another tool with tribal tats. I know "fix the lock" there's a million Literotica fiction stories in that setup.

Oh wow, totally. Totally totally totally. I really like anyone who's making a big effort because it means something to them, and it's palpable, if that makes any sense.

Accents don't matter so much to me. I like hypersexual cum sluts.

Yeah, that is a big turn on for some of you men, isn't it? I tend to forget from time to time.

It's funny. I had my hypersexual moment, and it seems to have passed. I mean, I'm still more sexual than I was, and I certainly enjoy sex, but I'm just not in that place anymore. And I'm back to finding the desperate slut thing kind of boring. Self-aware celebratory sluts are enjoyable though.

 

[the captians wench]

I like maligned accents. The little signifiers of a person who's worked his/her way up are hot making for me.

When I meet someone in the upper echelons, and he's dressed right, has the vocabulary, but then the Connecticut, RI or Jersey accent leaks out or he says "warsh". H says "warsh." If he's wearing a suit and he says it it's one of the times I find him jump-able.

People talk about accents in England giving you away immediately, but I think it's true all over.

Possibly the cutest boy I ever should have tried harder to seduce was this inked punk from Austin who came to fix the lock on my door at the Austin Motel. His accent was the cognitive dissonance that made him really sexy to me instead of just another tool with tribal tats. I know "fix the lock" there's a million Literotica fiction stories in that setup.

I can kinda dig that. I think that's what really gets me about the English accent. Not all English mind you, that upper crust English, suit tie and cufflink donning refined English....*purr*. And I think it's the whole "out of place" thing that gets me about it. I'm a simple girl, born into a hillbilly family, raised in the inner city (not a huge city and surely not as dangerous as some of the places I've spent a night working in but still). The funny part about all of that is that I was raised to be the perfect upper class kept woman from speach, to how to maintain my husband's date book, to the proper placement of the shrimp fork and what wine to serve, etc. etc. etc. So maybe it's that since of refinement that gets me.

 

[WriterDom]

Yeah, but most of my boyfriends have not been flaming Republicans!

I'm not a republican. More of a Reagan conservative. I'd be a libertarian if they weren't such pussies on the war on terror.

But if I switch to Obama's side, you'll be the first to know.

 

[1HF]

I'm not a republican. More of a Reagan conservative. I'd be a libertarian if they weren't such pussies on the war on terror.

But if I switch to Obama's side, you'll be the first to know.

Excuse the hijack, but you have very nice hands.

 

[WriterDom]

Excuse the hijack, but you have very nice hands.

Thank you!

You are stunningly beautiful yourself.

 

[1HF]

Thank you!

You are stunningly beautiful yourself.

You're welcome...they were just asking for a compliment.

Hands can be so sexy.

Thank you I just happened to find a good angle, heh.

 

[WriterDom]

You're welcome...they were just asking for a compliment.

Hands can be so sexy.

Thank you I just happened to find a good angle, heh.

Just my luck. I missed the boat completely on your pic thread.

 

[BiBunny]

Boys tend to like a Deep South accent. Me? *Shrug* I don't really care. I try to do "young urban Southerner" nowadays, but when I'm tired, drunk, or pissed off, "poor white trash" leaks in.

 

[Primalex]

Just my luck. I missed the boat completely on your pic thread.

Is her PM box full or why do you need to beg here?

 

[1HF]

Just my luck. I missed the boat completely on your pic thread.

Trust me, you didn't miss much. Pic threads are a bitch to keep up.. I prefer to randomly post them when I feel like it, heh.

 

[intothewoods]

I'm not a republican. More of a Reagan conservative. I'd be a libertarian if they weren't such pussies on the war on terror.

But if I switch to Obama's side, you'll be the first to know.

A Reagan conservative not a Republican? Mmmmmmmokay.

Is her PM box full or why do you need to beg here?

Titter. Bad boy!

 

[WriterDom]

A Reagan conservative not a Republican? Mmmmmmmokay.

I hate politics. rather talk to you with two fingers inside