Faneros
USA
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no cocain?Caffeine and Nicotine.
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no cocain?Caffeine and Nicotine.
no cocain?
Cocaine is my afternoon snack.
ahhhh those were the days....
Most nostalgic item in your bedroom?
Mia, what really gets you hot?
I have a stuffed animal that I've had since I was 5. He stays on top of my chest of drawers. Occasionally when he gets scared he sleeps in the bed.
Naaw! I've got a couple of axes under my bed.
Which place in the world would you most of all like to go?
Axes huh? That's not creepy.
I've never been to Europe. I would love to go there.
Say "Hi" to our emerging Orwellian regimes!
What's the most erotic language you can think of?
Say "Hi" to our emerging Orwellian regimes!
What's the most erotic language you can think of?
It's whatever language is being spoken to me while I'm being fucked.
You have an ear for the linguistic, I can tell.
How do you like your eggs?
Canvas.
How the hell are you doll?
That's so sexy.
I'm pretty good, Mrs. Wallace. How are you?
I'm quite well. I'm putting on make-up to get ready for my lunch date.
Friendly date?
2 of my best girl friends. Should be a good time.
Sounds like a good time.![]()
I'd be so very psyched to be part of this group...Damn, you are asking a lot.
I would take
1. y=mx+b because I crave him all the time.
2. Peregrinator because he's all outdoorsy and shit and I'm sure could rustle up some food with a paper clip and the elastic from my underwear.
3. Bob Peale because he tells the best stories even if they are a bit fucked up.
4. Morcheeba because I need another strong bitch to help run the place.
5. Linuxgeek because he could make a ham radio out of a couple of coconuts and probably get us internet.
6. Sidd because he'd make pretty babies.
7. Dixon Carter Lee just because I like hearing him talk.
8. Karen Kraft because we need some comedic relief and she'd let me tie her up with vines.
9. PinkOrchid because she is an anal whore, do I need to elaborate on that?
10. Minkey Boodle because she rocks my socks.
I like this analysis.1) Y could show us all the prettiest spots on the island and explain them well while we wait for you two to take pictures of them in case we're rescued. Yawn after a while.
2) Perg I would fuck very hard then gentle then hard again while you and what's his face, oh yeah, Y watch. Sorry Perg wifey. Send kisses of hope and praise my dear. I done Preggo'd your man. *6 lbs. 9 oz.
3) Not sure I know too much about Bob Peale. I just hope he doesn't walk around with his dong flopping out all the time and say stuff like, "Think I should boil this rat - or - fry it?"
5) He'd make me paranoid with constant weather updates. But I'd get him to feather tickle me during downpours when he's not hamming it up with his coconut radio.
6) Sidd??? I just hope he can play a mean Scrabble game out of coconut-shaped letters.
7) Okay, who is this person?
8) If we should ever be forced to cannabalism, I'm so not gonna eat her. Well, maybe her hair. That should be protein-rich and good to go.
9) She'd be great for campfire (Bob's rat feasts) stories, I hope she brings a guitar while Sidd plays the skin flute.
10) Nice selection but if she goes on and on in third person with "The Boodle needs tampons!" "You people aren't giving The Boodle props, The Boodle specifially asked for tape worm in her Rat filet mignon, not earth worm!" I just may go off a bit.
Now you. You'd be great to be stranded on an island with. I think we'd all make it through at least for a few years. Unless Karen rapes me and we have like a demon child that kills us all in our sleep and "it's" left to become one with the sea.
*sigh* I didn't realize this island was heaven.Cheebs, you make me the happiest woman on earth. I hate to tell you, but you are going to have to share pereg.
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