Bistro Bijou

[unpredictablebijou]

I haven't either. Maybe we should get a "pay it forward" naked picture trend going.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

bj

eta: You're way younger than I am so that's not much of a deal for you, but my pix are really old.

 

[champagne1982]

No no, I've saved it; I can't leave that line up for too long or I may be in trouble.

On the other hand, I may be the only human on this board who has never received an unsolicited nekkid pic.

I always have to beg. What's that about?

bj

When I was writing and posting derty storeez here I got a lot of cock pics in my feedback mail. Some with ooey gooey stuff kinda like somewhere's not in the balls of the penis in the photo. Oooo.. good same title challenge "Not In The Balls Of The Penis In The Pic"

Alliterate me an orgasm and I'll ooh
tomorrow I'll lick the end
of daylight's edge and cum crazy
on your cock. Slip Slide and Splash
the mons messin' ends at dawn
in the light of a penis flash.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Everytime I put an avatar up showing my chest or legs I get indecent proposals but they are always from someone who hasn't made any posts before ..... what's that all about? do they sign on in a name just to harrass women?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

When I was writing and posting derty storeez here I got a lot of cock pics in my feedback mail. Some with ooey gooey stuff kinda like somewhere's not in the balls of the penis in the photo. Oooo.. good same title challenge "Not In The Balls Of The Penis In The Pic"

Alliterate me an orgasm and I'll ooh
tomorrow I'll lick the end
of daylight's edge and cum crazy
on your cock. Slip Slide and Splash
the mons messin' ends at dawn
in the light of a penis flash.

o that's nice. And I do like that STC idea.

I dunno, maybe my derty fikshun is too threatening for people to want to send me nekkid pics.

Not in the balls of the penis in the pic

but rather
the way I like to see it
all over
your hands
the screen
and the living room.

Everytime I put an avatar up showing my chest or legs I get indecent proposals but they are always from someone who hasn't made any posts before ..... what's that all about? do they sign on in a name just to harrass women?

*sigh*
some grrrls just get all the luck.

bj

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

*sigh*
some grrrls just get all the luck.

bj

Oh, be very thankful if you don't get sordid, creepy PM's. Today, I had one guy ask me if I'm into incest.

I take it as a compliment if they are mistaking one of my stories as true. For example, after my latest foot fetish story, I got all kinds of feedback from men wanting to talk to me about my foot fetish.

-Sheila

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Oh, be very thankful if you don't get sordid, creepy PM's. Today, I had one guy ask me if I'm into incest.

I take it as a compliment if they are mistaking one of my stories as true. For example, after my latest foot fetish story, I got all kinds of feedback from men wanting to talk to me about my foot fetish.

-Sheila

You're probably right, there.

I shouldn't take it so hard. There's undoubtedly a downside to creepy internet stalkers sending pictures of their - or someone's - naughty bits.

Then again, you're obviously a proven good writer. Believable even when writing about a fetish you don't actually have. That's gotta feel good, in a completely Weird and Wrong sorta way. *grin*


bj

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

ty.
The first fetish story that I wrote, a reader had asked me to write it. He had the fetish. So, I learned a lot about it.

The funny thing is that when I write a story that is from real life, I get bombarded with comments that it could not possibly happen. *grin*

-Sheila

 

[Homburg]

Darnit, you shouldn't have told! I was gonna pretend we were um better acquainted!

And here I was attempting to protect your dignity and reputation.

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Well take another then!! You've got the same legs haven't you? tut men!!

I do. I do. That other pic was a mistake though, darlin. Can't go around sending pics of my package to random women. I'd be naught more than a creep internet stalker type, and we all know how much respect they get.

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With due respect to Hom, I can't help but notice that yours are pretty nice... pretty... and nice...

They are rather nice, aren't they?

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Homb probably cracks walnuts with his

The only nuts that get cracked by my thighs are my own when I roll the wrong way. No bloody fun, I'll tell you.

No CBT. Do no want.

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BWAH!

Hi everybody. I fixed my sig line.

bj

No no, I've saved it; I can't leave that line up for too long or I may be in trouble.

On the other hand, I may be the only human on this board who has never received an unsolicited nekkid pic.

I always have to beg. What's that about?

bj

Y'know how much I like begging.

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I haven't either. Maybe we should get a "pay it forward" naked picture trend going.

I like this idea. Pay me. Feel free.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I'm not random !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'm not random !!!!!!!!!!!!

That's okay, I am.

Wanna see some nekkid pics of me?

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

That's okay, I am.

Wanna see some nekkid pics of me?

bj

Ok .........

 

[Angeline]

And here I was attempting to protect your dignity and reputation.

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<snip>

I know sweety. It's a double-edged sword, this dignity and reputation thing. Personally I think my children have already destroyed any dignity I developed before I had them, but like I said, I like to pretend.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'm not random !!!!!!!!!!!!

I am totally random and proud of it.

I will often have a conversation in my head and then suddenly make it audible to the rest of the world and expect them to be able to hit the ground running...

And often join other people's conversation for a few moments and then flit off back inside my head.

No wonder I got called the nymph...although I think flitting might be more of a gnat kinda thing.

Let me just say I am grateful Bijou did not dub me a gnat.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Ok .........

Don't say I didn't warn you.

bj

 

[Angeline]

I am totally random and proud of it.

I will often have a conversation in my head and then suddenly make it audible to the rest of the world and expect them to be able to hit the ground running...

And often join other people's conversation for a few moments and then flit off back inside my head.

No wonder I got called the nymph...although I think flitting might be more of a gnat kinda thing.

Let me just say I am grateful Bijou did not dub me a gnat.

When we write that stuff down, we get poetry. Sometimes.

 

[Sara Crewe]

When we write that stuff down, we get poetry. Sometimes.

For the longest time I thought everyone thought and spoke like that.

Then when I realized they don't, I thought I was weird and that that might be bad thing.

Now I know I am weird but I call it unique and I have decided it's a good thing.


No poems from me yet; my mind is still too busy. Soon though...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I am totally random and proud of it.

I will often have a conversation in my head and then suddenly make it audible to the rest of the world and expect them to be able to hit the ground running...

And often join other people's conversation for a few moments and then flit off back inside my head.

No wonder I got called the nymph...although I think flitting might be more of a gnat kinda thing.

Let me just say I am grateful Bijou did not dub me a gnat.

OHAI! Sara, Ange, UYS, it's like grrrls club in here!

*gets out makings for frothy cold boat drinks with umbrellas n fruit n shit in them*
*fresh fruit, chocolate, cookies, hmmm. what else do grrrls like? It's been too long since I hung out with a buncha chix.*

Nymphs flit too, just a lot more appealingly than gnats. And nymphs have that added subtext, y'know.

You and I are truly twins. And Ange is clearly a sistah, like, younger but more grown up or something. I do that conversation thing too, and people just have to assume that there's some weird process that makes it NOT a non-sequiter, however much it may seem to be.

bj

 

[Angeline]

For the longest time I thought everyone thought and spoke like that.

Then when I realized they don't, I thought I was weird and that that might be bad thing.

Now I know I am weird but I call it unique and I have decided it's a good thing.


No poems from me yet; my mind is still too busy. Soon though...

I've spent most of my life around people who thought I'm odd because of all the weird crap in my head that I'd blurt out. This is probably the first place I've been where most of the other people seem to have similarly weird stuff in *their* head. I think it explains my longevity here.

OHAI! Sara, Ange, UYS, it's like grrrls club in here!

*gets out makings for frothy cold boat drinks with umbrellas n fruit n shit in them*
*fresh fruit, chocolate, cookies, hmmm. what else do grrrls like? It's been too long since I hung out with a buncha chix.*

Nymphs flit too, just a lot more appealingly than gnats. And nymphs have that added subtext, y'know.

You and I are truly twins. And Ange is clearly a sistah, like, younger but more grown up or something. I do that conversation thing too, and people just have to assume that there's some weird process that makes it NOT a non-sequiter, however much it may seem to be.

bj

We could do each others nails and practice French-kissing. You'd like that (and so would that pervy little Sarah, I know--and I think UYS is extremely pervy). And then all the men would show up, drawn like moths to our flame.

Oh and I'm thrilled to be part of any cohort that counts me in as a younger sistah.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I've spent most of my life around people who thought I'm odd because of all the weird crap in my head that I'd blurt out. This is probably the first place I've been where most of the other people seem to have similarly weird stuff in *their* head. I think it explains my longevity here.



We could do each others nails and practice French-kissing. You'd like that (and so would that pervy little Sarah, I know--and I think UYS is extremely pervy). And then all the men would show up, drawn like moths to our flame.

Oh and I'm thrilled to be part of any cohort that counts me in as a younger sistah.

Yeah, the isolated surreal blurt thing. That makes us the Nightmare Scenario for most normal men, y'know. That chick who is even less predictable, more emotionally driven and (worst of all) probably smarter than regular women, and who might (augh) make you listen to her read her poetry (gods forbid).

Nail polish and french kissing?

you are the BEST GRRRL EVER. Color me, wholeheartedly, there.

So. Don't grrrls also do, like, confessional gossip and stuff? Cause I'm just busting with something. Let's play truth or dare.

Truth question: What were your opinions of sex after the very first time you tried it?

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

OHAI! Sara, Ange, UYS, it's like grrrls club in here!

*gets out makings for frothy cold boat drinks with umbrellas n fruit n shit in them*
*fresh fruit, chocolate, cookies, hmmm. what else do grrrls like? It's been too long since I hung out with a buncha chix.*

Nymphs flit too, just a lot more appealingly than gnats. And nymphs have that added subtext, y'know.

You and I are truly twins. And Ange is clearly a sistah, like, younger but more grown up or something. I do that conversation thing too, and people just have to assume that there's some weird process that makes it NOT a non-sequiter, however much it may seem to be.

bj

Um, call me picky, but I generally prefer my drinks to be shit-less. I like all the rest of it though.


And you know you have someone who really 'gets you' when they pause for a moment and try to make up in their mind the rest of the conversation and then do their best to answer you. I like those people.

I'm pervy and proud, Ange. And I am soo excited to not be counted as the younger sistah. Because I am rarely serious, 'cept maybe when I write, people generally assume I am two.

Like El for example, I'm sure he thought I was a toddler when he first encountered me here.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Yeah, the isolated surreal blurt thing. That makes us the Nightmare Scenario for most normal men, y'know. That chick who is even less predictable, more emotionally driven and (worst of all) probably smarter than regular women, and who might (augh) make you listen to her read her poetry (gods forbid).

Nail polish and french kissing?

you are the BEST GRRRL EVER. Color me, wholeheartedly, there.

So. Don't grrrls also do, like, confessional gossip and stuff? Cause I'm just busting with something. Let's play truth or dare.

Truth question: What were your opinions of sex after the very first time you tried it?

bj

Ohhh. I like truth or dare. Dangerous game for me though...cause I'll say anything.

When I first saw it, it twisted my insides so tight I thought I was dying.

When I first tried it, it was like throwing a rock into the grand canyon and waiting for the sound of it hitting...but instead it was forever quiet 'cept for the crickets chirping and my mind screaming, "Is THAT freakin' it!!"

 

[Angeline]

Yeah, the isolated surreal blurt thing. That makes us the Nightmare Scenario for most normal men, y'know. That chick who is even less predictable, more emotionally driven and (worst of all) probably smarter than regular women, and who might (augh) make you listen to her read her poetry (gods forbid).

Nail polish and french kissing?

you are the BEST GRRRL EVER. Color me, wholeheartedly, there.

So. Don't grrrls also do, like, confessional gossip and stuff? Cause I'm just busting with something. Let's play truth or dare.

Truth question: What were your opinions of sex after the very first time you tried it?

bj

Yay, the bad part is over. Now I can have fun.

Ok. What are you busting to tell?

Um, call me picky, but I generally prefer my drinks to be shit-less. I like all the rest of it though.


And you know you have someone who really 'gets you' when they pause for a moment and try to make up in their mind the rest of the conversation and then do their best to answer you. I like those people.

I'm pervy and proud, Ange. And I am soo excited to not be counted as the younger sistah. Because I am rarely serious, 'cept maybe when I write, people generally assume I am two.

Like El for example, I'm sure he thought I was a toddler when he first encountered me here.[/QUOTE]

You're full of surprises, I know!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I was lucky enough to have been doing "everything but" with the boyfriend for about a year before actually deciding that it was Time for the Virginity to Go. So we were pretty skilled at pleasing each other.

Even so, about halfway in, when it actually hurt, I told him to stop. Cause, like, it hurt, y'know? Thankfully, although he slowed down, he didn't stop. And pretty soon it didn't hurt, but rather was something entirely better than hurt.

The rest is, well, history.

bj

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Yay, the bad part is over. Now I can have fun.

Ok. What are you busting to tell?

Here's the deal.

I always knew I had a bit of a Thing for kilts. Men in them, to be specific. In fact, I am co-founder of the now international organization "The Kilt Posse" (Poplatiel Osculation Society) which is a group of women who nibble the backs of knees of men wearing kilts.

However, until last night, I have never had a chance to actually be in a room alone with a man wearing a kilt, someone who will offer me carte blanche.

Turns out I have a MAJOR, IMMENSE, UNCONTROLLED and RIDICULOUSLY SEVERE kilt fetish. And I do not use the term "fetish" lightly.

*fanself* It's bad. I'm not sure I can be in public around men in kilts anymore. I may not be able to control myself, now that I know what I Really want to do...

bj

 

[Angeline]

Here's the deal.

I always knew I had a bit of a Thing for kilts. Men in them, to be specific. In fact, I am co-founder of the now international organization "The Kilt Posse" (Poplatiel Osculation Society) which is a group of women who nibble the backs of knees of men wearing kilts.

However, until last night, I have never had a chance to actually be in a room alone with a man wearing a kilt, someone who will offer me carte blanche.

Turns out I have a MAJOR, IMMENSE, UNCONTROLLED and RIDICULOUSLY SEVERE kilt fetish. And I do not use the term "fetish" lightly.

*fanself* It's bad. I'm not sure I can be in public around men in kilts anymore. I may not be able to control myself, now that I know what I Really want to do...

bj

Maybe I'll get EE a kilt. I think that would be fun. He'd wear it I bet. He's a pretty pervy man.

I dunno about this lot though. They're a little too wacky for me.

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