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mrsmiawallace said:
There used to be a thread around here that had my voice on it. I still have a southern accent, but it isn't that bad.
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Oh I loved those threads. The best one was a long time ago.....

I could never contribute because I dont have a mic.

Are you going to see any fireworks shows this year for the 4th?
 
Killswitch said:
Oh I loved those threads. The best one was a long time ago.....

I could never contribute because I dont have a mic.

Are you going to see any fireworks shows this year for the 4th?
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My friend usually has a party, but I don't know if I will go this year. I haven't decided what to do yet. The little man would probably enjoy it though.
 
mrsmiawallace said:
My friend usually has a party, but I don't know if I will go this year. I haven't decided what to do yet. The little man would probably enjoy it though.
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Oh sure he would. You should take him.

Thanks for talking and answering my questions.

Can I come around again and ask you questions? Get to know you?
 
mrsmiawallace said:
Damn, you are asking a lot.

I would take
1. y=mx+b because I crave him all the time.
2. Peregrinator because he's all outdoorsy and shit and I'm sure could rustle up some food with a paper clip and the elastic from my underwear.
3. Bob Peale because he tells the best stories even if they are a bit fucked up.
4. Morcheeba because I need another strong bitch to help run the place.
5. Linuxgeek because he could make a ham radio out of a couple of coconuts and probably get us internet.
6. Sidd because he'd make pretty babies.
7. Dixon Carter Lee just because I like hearing him talk.
8. Karen Kraft because we need some comedic relief and she'd let me tie her up with vines.
9. PinkOrchid because she is an anal whore, do I need to elaborate on that?
10. Minkey Boodle because she rocks my socks.
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1) Y could show us all the prettiest spots on the island and explain them well while we wait for you two to take pictures of them in case we're rescued. Yawn after a while.

2) Perg I would fuck very hard then gentle then hard again while you and what's his face, oh yeah, Y watch. Sorry Perg wifey. Send kisses of hope and praise my dear. I done Preggo'd your man. *6 lbs. 9 oz.

3) Not sure I know too much about Bob Peale. I just hope he doesn't walk around with his dong flopping out all the time and say stuff like, "Think I should boil this rat - or - fry it?"

5) He'd make me paranoid with constant weather updates. But I'd get him to feather tickle me during downpours when he's not hamming it up with his coconut radio.

6) Sidd??? I just hope he can play a mean Scrabble game out of coconut-shaped letters.

7) Okay, who is this person?

8) If we should ever be forced to cannabalism, I'm so not gonna eat her. Well, maybe her hair. That should be protein-rich and good to go.

9) She'd be great for campfire (Bob's rat feasts) stories, I hope she brings a guitar while Sidd plays the skin flute.

10) Nice selection but if she goes on and on in third person with "The Boodle needs tampons!" "You people aren't giving The Boodle props, The Boodle specifially asked for tape worm in her Rat filet mignon, not earth worm!" I just may go off a bit.

Now you. You'd be great to be stranded on an island with. I think we'd all make it through at least for a few years. Unless Karen rapes me and we have like a demon child that kills us all in our sleep and "it's" left to become one with the sea.
 
Morcheeba said:
1) Y could show us all the prettiest spots on the island and explain them well while we wait for you two to take pictures of them in case we're rescued. Yawn after a while.

2) Perg I would fuck very hard then gentle then hard again while you and what's his face, oh yeah, Y watch. Sorry Perg wifey. Send kisses of hope and praise my dear. I done Preggo'd your man. *6 lbs. 9 oz.

3) Not sure I know too much about Bob Peale. I just hope he doesn't walk around with his dong flopping out all the time and say stuff like, "Think I should boil this rat - or - fry it?"

5) He'd make me paranoid with constant weather updates. But I'd get him to feather tickle me during downpours when he's not hamming it up with his coconut radio.

6) Sidd??? I just hope he can play a mean Scrabble game out of coconut-shaped letters.

7) Okay, who is this person?

8) If we should ever be forced to cannabalism, I'm so not gonna eat her. Well, maybe her hair. That should be protein-rich and good to go.

9) She'd be great for campfire (Bob's rat feasts) stories, I hope she brings a guitar while Sidd plays the skin flute.

10) Nice selection but if she goes on and on in third person with "The Boodle needs tampons!" "You people aren't giving The Boodle props, The Boodle specifially asked for tape worm in her Rat filet mignon, not earth worm!" I just may go off a bit.

Now you. You'd be great to be stranded on an island with. I think we'd all make it through at least for a few years. Unless Karen rapes me and we have like a demon child that kills us all in our sleep and "it's" left to become one with the sea.
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I'm going to keep Karen tied up most of the time. She's more fun that way.

I think the boodle's third person will get better with time. I'm hoping she brings at least one of each of her favorite things with her because she's got great taste in stuff.

I think we'd have a great time, especially when we start having girly sex. Oh, there will be girly sex. Who would you add to the list?
 
Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call papa when the merry-go-round broke down?
 
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