Witty Banter

[PistachioIce]

What if? What if there was a post that wasn't just looking for "somebody to talk to"?

I mean... there are so many articulate and sarcastic women out there who would give anything for some intelligent chat. You'd have to be a little off the wall, maybe even a bit twisted, but I'd like to talk to you.

Let me know, by post or PM, and we can voice on Yahoo.

 

[lilcuriouscatt]

So are you male or female? either way, you sound like someone fun to talk to.

 

[PistachioIce]

I am male, last time I checked. But you know how these things go...

 

[PistachioIce]

Things can go "bump" in the night

 

[Piata]

I prefer "thump" in the night.

A nice, meaty thump.

 

[PistachioIce]

I prefer "thump" in the night.

A nice, meaty thump.

But then you sometimes get a little scared right? The skin begins to crawl... and you just can't tell if its "just the wind" on your back... freaky!

 

[Piata]

Well sure, honey. Don't you know a little terror will make a girl all nice and wet?

 

[PistachioIce]

Well sure, honey. Don't you know a little terror will make a girl all nice and wet?

Things happen when the lights are low and the night is deep. You might even have to lean over and check for monsters under the bed... a little more... that's it... just right =)

 

[Piata]

Things happen when the lights are low and the night is deep. You might even have to lean over and check for monsters under the bed... a little more... that's it... just right =)

I know the monsters under my bed by name. Suppose you'd have conspired with the little devils? To hold me down and distract while you sneak up behind?

 

[Cipher]

What if? What if there was a post that wasn't just looking for "somebody to talk to"?

I mean... there are so many articulate and sarcastic women out there who would give anything for some intelligent chat. You'd have to be a little off the wall, maybe even a bit twisted, but I'd like to talk to you.

Let me know, by post or PM, and we can voice on Yahoo.

Hmmm..i'm witty..a bit sarcastic..and probley a bit off the wall..but hey, i'm just stoppin by to say "hi"

I'm just a big meany!! LMAO

 

[PistachioIce]

I know the monsters under my bed by name. Suppose you'd have conspired with the little devils? To hold me down and distract while you sneak up behind?

You are much too suspicious. If I "had" any connection to the monsters, I'd simply ask them to videotape you or something. I'm a polite sneak.

 

[Piata]

You are much too suspicious. If I "had" any connection to the monsters, I'd simply ask them to videotape you or something. I'm a polite sneak.

That's a damned sham. I prefer the impolite.

 

[Piata]

That's a damned sham. I prefer the impolite.

"shame"

oops

 

[PistachioIce]

"shame"

oops

It's rude to reply to your own posts you know!

 

[PistachioIce]

Hmmm..i'm witty..a bit sarcastic..and probley a bit off the wall..but hey, i'm just stoppin by to say "hi"

I'm just a big meany!! LMAO

Mean people suck... then refuse to swallow... come on people... what gives?

 

[PistachioIce]

It's rude to reply to your own posts you know!

You do know that being impolite can have consequences right?

 

[Cipher]

Mean people suck... then refuse to swallow... come on people... what gives?

 

[Piata]

You do know that being impolite can have consequences right?

Indeed. Occasionally dire. Had you anything in mind?

 

[PistachioIce]

Indeed. Occasionally dire. Had you anything in mind?

I always have "something" in this mind of mine. The question is... What's the best way to pour out my thoughts...

Boo! Look over there...

 

[lilcuriouscatt]

hello again,

didn't meant to be rude, was waiting for a reply from you then i forgot to come back and check my msgs. hope you are still interested in talking.

 

[PistachioIce]

Bumping threads is SO lame

 

[luvbunny]

PI,

What's so lame about bumping a thread. When you're bored, your bored. It happens to all of us sometimes.
There's no harm in wanting to talk to someone. I won't hold it against you......
unless you demand it.

 

[PistachioIce]

I guess you are right bunny

 

[smithwicksale]

Good thread idea!

 

[WyldBreeze]

Bumping threads is SO lame

Just peeking in...I am NOT bumping this thread.