I'd like to get to know you if:

[Shugahhhh]

You are a mature man (50+), educated, well-informed, left-leaning, rational, considerate and respectful, with a wry sense of humor and an appreciation for all things erotic.

I am an educated professional woman with varied interests seeking fun, conversation and companionship vis-a-vis IM or phone. Am open to the possibility of sexual intimacy but it is not my primary objective, and shouldn't be yours. I am single, but content, and I am not particularly interested in a RL hookup.

We have nothing in common if:
a. you are married;
b. you are a Republican;
c. your ego outweighs your intellect;
d. you don't know the difference between erotica and smut--or between a woman who is confident in her sexuality and an attention-whoring slut--or if you prefer the latter in either case;
e. you are merely looking for a voice to jerk off to;
f. your best relationship is with the bottle; and/or
g. you think the General Board is a good time.

If a-g do not apply to you, and you'd like to explore what we might have in common, PM me. I don't bite unless asked to--but you have to ask nicely.

 

[FuckYouCunt]

Wow, those are some harsh credentials, Shug! <g> Best of luck in your search.

 

[Shugahhhh]

Wow, those are some harsh credentials, Shug! <g> Best of luck in your search.

Harsh for this forum, perhaps. I know who I am, and I know what I want...and there are FAR worse things than being alone--e.g., like hooking up with someone who wants to be known as FuckYouCunt. Thank you for not PM'ing.

Thanks for the good luck wish.

 

[FuckYouCunt]

Harsh for this forum, perhaps. I know who I am, and I know what I want...and there are FAR worse things than being alone--e.g., like hooking up with someone who wants to be known as FuckYouCunt. Thank you for not PM'ing.

Thanks for the good luck wish.

LOL. I'm sensing at least a nearly non-existent sense of humor, not sure what else.

It was a joke and a good luck wish, honey, that's all. Don't worry, I have no reason to PM you - you're even less attractive now after that post, Miss Manners.

 

[Shugahhhh]

LOL. I'm sensing at least a nearly non-existent sense of humor, not sure what else.

It was a joke and a good luck wish, honey, that's all. Don't worry, I have no reason to PM you - you're even less attractive now after that post, Miss Manners.

You're right, I don't get the humor in FuckYouCunt, and I took the good luck wish for what it was. Try the General Board, they like misogyny there.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Hello Sugahh

I wish you well in your quest. I know what you mean about the GB, and I hope you will find this area of Lit to be much more friendly and welcoming.

I fit many of your criteria, and I would make some effort to establish contact with you, but alas, there is one of the seven which I cannot fulfill and have no interest in trying to fulfill.

Mike

 

[MaleSlut47]

A-G apllies to me, however I am disqaulified as I am only 48 years old

 

[Shugahhhh]

I wish you well in your quest. I know what you mean about the GB, and I hope you will find this area of Lit to be much more friendly and welcoming.

I fit many of your criteria, and I would make some effort to establish contact with you, but alas, there is one of the seven which I cannot fulfill and have no interest in trying to fulfill.

Mike

Republican?? Of the seven, that's probably the worst.

 

[Shugahhhh]

A-G apllies to me, however I am disqaulified as I am only 48 years old

Age is negotiable to some extent, but your name does not bode well from my perspective. I imagine you're very popular here nonetheless, exactly what most of these women seem to be looking for. For me, I like a dog who knows enough to stay on the porch.

 

[koalabear]

You are a mature man (50+), educated, well-informed, left-leaning, rational, considerate and respectful, with a wry sense of humor and an appreciation for all things erotic.

I am an educated professional woman with varied interests seeking fun, conversation and companionship vis-a-vis IM or phone. Am open to the possibility of sexual intimacy but it is not my primary objective, and shouldn't be yours. I am single, but content, and I am not particularly interested in a RL hookup.

We have nothing in common if:
a. you are married; single dad
b. you are a Republican; neither, and far from liberal
c. your ego outweighs your intellect; well I am the cutest koala here
d. you don't know the difference between erotica and smut--or between a woman who is confident in her sexuality and an attention-whoring slut--or if you prefer the latter in either case; erotica gets you to the smutty sex.
e. you are merely looking for a voice to jerk off to; waste good sperm!
f. your best relationship is with the bottle; and/or Hey! I love my JD, spent 7 years trying to drink a barrel.......I might finish it in 7 more
g. you think the General Board is a good time. read my sig

If a-g do not apply to you, and you'd like to explore what we might have in common, PM me. I don't bite unless asked to--but you have to ask nicely.

and have a good search.

 

[MaleSlut47]

Sugahh,
Don't letthe name fool you, this dog is just looking for the right porch. Good luck with your search I wish you all the best,
Doug

 

[Shugahhhh]

and have a good search.

Thank you for the lol.

Sugahh,
Don't letthe name fool you, this dog is just looking for the right porch. Good luck with your search I wish you all the best,
Doug

Honey, I've heard men say that all of my adult life. If you haven't yet found a porch you like at 48, I doubt you'd like mine well enough to stay. Perhaps a change of approach would help?

Luck to you as well,

Shug

 

[paulthewetcd]

Oh, this is fun!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Republican?? Of the seven, that's probably the worst.

REPUBLICAN
That is the worst insult I can imagine!
I've been called a lot of things in my day, but no one has ever called me that!

 

[Shugahhhh]

REPUBLICAN
That is the worst insult I can imagine!
I've been called a lot of things in my day, but no one has ever called me that!

Sooo sorry, I feel your pain. Now that you've made it clear you're not, the world is a slightly better place today.

Of the list, I figured political affiliation and marital status would be the two items that a person would be least likely to change; naturally, I assumed you were a Republican, because a married man wouldn't be having spankfests at the Lit office...or would he?

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Sooo sorry, I feel your pain. Now that you've made it clear you're not, the world is a slightly better place today.

Of the list, I figured political affiliation and marital status would be the two items that a person would be least likely to change; naturally, I assumed you were a Republican, because a married man wouldn't be having spankfests at the Lit office...or would he?

Well, I do recognize the need for Republicans to be spanked.
(actually, they need a good dope slap to knock some sense into their heads: That is, unless they own an oil company or a drug company, in which case it makes sense for them to be Republicans)

Do you find it surprising that a married man would be doing something at teh office that he should't?
Especially at teh Lit office.


Mike

 

[77817]

You are a mature man (50+), educated, well-informed, left-leaning, rational, considerate and respectful, with a wry sense of humor and an appreciation for all things erotic.

I am an educated professional woman with varied interests seeking fun, conversation and companionship vis-a-vis IM or phone. Am open to the possibility of sexual intimacy but it is not my primary objective, and shouldn't be yours. I am single, but content, and I am not particularly interested in a RL hookup.

We have nothing in common if:
a. you are married;
b. you are a Republican;
c. your ego outweighs your intellect;
d. you don't know the difference between erotica and smut--or between a woman who is confident in her sexuality and an attention-whoring slut--or if you prefer the latter in either case;
e. you are merely looking for a voice to jerk off to;
f. your best relationship is with the bottle; and/or
g. you think the General Board is a good time.

If a-g do not apply to you, and you'd like to explore what we might have in common, PM me. I don't bite unless asked to--but you have to ask nicely.

This is the worst post ever. People shouldn't be allowed to post such garbage here.

 

[Noor]

Good Luck! I have found most of the men who responded to my ad either couldn't read, didn't know their age, were forgetful regarding their marital status and/or didn't think my having criteria applied to them.

My ad was a bit more upbeat however, but I was looking for someone silly and lively.

 

[darkdays1]

Good Luck! I have found most of the men who responded to my ad either couldn't read, didn't know their age, were forgetful regarding their marital status and/or didn't think my having criteria applied to them.

My ad was a bit more upbeat however, but I was looking for someone silly and lively.

And just what was your ad? Reading is a national scandal isn't it

 

[Noor]

And just what was your ad? Reading is a national scandal isn't it

I link to it in my profile, or you could click on threads by Noor

Yes, especially reading comprehension.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Good Luck! I have found most of the men who responded to my ad either couldn't read, didn't know their age, were forgetful regarding their marital status and/or didn't think my having criteria applied to them.

My ad was a bit more upbeat however, but I was looking for someone silly and lively.

I don't understand.
Of course I know my age, but I thought I could impress you by lying about it.
Wife?
And as God's officially designated gift to women, of course you are willing to overlook a few variances in order to have the unbridled and unsurpassed treat of seeing me write the word fuck.
So, what's the problem here?

Mike

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

This is the worst post ever. People shouldn't be allowed to post such garbage here.

Must be a Republican

 

[Shugahhhh]

Good Luck! I have found most of the men who responded to my ad either couldn't read, didn't know their age, were forgetful regarding their marital status and/or didn't think my having criteria applied to them.

My ad was a bit more upbeat however, but I was looking for someone silly and lively.

Thanks, Noor. I have had a few inappropriate responses (other than in this thread!) but other PMs have been intriguing. I'm certainly not opposed to silly and lively but, as priorities, they are much further down the list. I hoped by being more serious, I would deter the game players.

I've seen you post on the GB; but you must be a decent woman as I don't recall you posting anything nasty. Glad to see that you peruse other forums as well. Did you take your name from Queen Noor? She and her late husband were heroes of mine.

Must be a Republican

Or Republican and married.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Thanks, Noor. I have had a few inappropriate responses (other than in this thread!) but other PMs have been intriguing. I'm certainly not opposed to silly and lively but, as priorities, they are much further down the list. I hoped by being more serious, I would deter the game players.

I've seen you post on the GB; but you must be a decent woman as I don't recall you posting anything nasty. Glad to see that you peruse other forums as well. Did you take your name from Queen Noor? She and her late husband were heroes of mine.



Or Republican and married.

Or, even worse
married to a Republican!

 

[darkdays1]

I link to it in my profile, or you could click on threads by Noor

Yes, especially reading comprehension.

Touche'.