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Surely I can manage to get through the next 24 hours without the kids sending me totally over the edge.
 
Ugh damned traffic...try to take a nap and either ya hear the fire truck goin by...or the jackass with the excessive bass that rattles windows 100yds away
 
Philosophically speaking, don't we all have a button or two?

What is a button?

A fastener to keep clothing closed, though is easily enough opened. A way of hiding that is also easily reversed. I have a few places in me that I keep hidden yet "flash" exposure of my psyche and soul.

A switch, a contact for completing a circuit, a way to turn on or off.... I have hot buttons that get me going, topics and ideas that instantly make me perk up or ignite arousal and desire, as well as moments that kill any inspiration or motivation as suddenly as a 10 ton safe on a snail.

A fashion accessory or advertising slogan, worn like a brooch. Statements of who I am and what i connect with, worn proud and boldly for all the world to see.

We have more than we know I think......and I am thinking way too much for a friday night. I really need a girlfriend.
 
Ugh damned traffic...try to take a nap and either ya hear the fire truck goin by...or the jackass with the excessive bass that rattles windows 100yds away

Only 100 yards? Damn. We get jackasses with the excessive bass that rattles our windows from a quarter mile away. Consider yourself lucky.

Blurt: I hate when I have a great story in my head and not a clue how to start it. :mad:
 
I would really like a good night's sleep.

And also for my weekend to work out the way I've planned it.
 
Only 100 yards? Damn. We get jackasses with the excessive bass that rattles our windows from a quarter mile away. Consider yourself lucky.

Blurt: I hate when I have a great story in my head and not a clue how to start it. :mad:

Meh I was just tossing up a random number. Either way, they're loud and unnecessary. And really, there should be some sort of public nuisance law about it.
 
Did we lose the Dear X thread? I only see two pages of threads, and I hate to lose a lot of good stuff here.

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Dear Potential Next Wife / Live in Girlfriend / Friend who sleeps over regularly:

I take my coffee seriously. I'm not fanatical or fascist about it but I do look forward to it with great anticipation. I understand that flavors like Chocolate Raspberry appeal to somebody, and I am not opposed to flavored coffees in general, but Chocolate Raspberry, German Chocolate cake, Mint chocolate chip, any coffee that has chocolate as a description, are just.... ewwwww.

I would appreciate if you make a chocolate flavored coffee, please rinse out the coffee pot when you are done, and the filter holder. I don't mind making my own coffee but that residual taste is just tongue curling.

In exchange for your willingness to wash out the coffee pot after you make chocolate flavored coffee, a twice weekly minimum blow job schedule, thrice weekly sex schedule, the occasional surprise to keep me guessing, and intellectually stimulating conversation, I will provide you with french toast / waffles / pancakes / crepes / eggs on saturdays and sunday mornings, twice weekly going down, romantic surprises, dates that will take your breath away and flowers weekly.
 
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