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SweetWitch

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Just a friendly reminder that friends don't let friends drink while stupid.

From the achives of darwinawards.com:


(12 August 2006, Indiana) At a party somewhere between Nashville and Bloomington, a young man was drinking and watching people set off fireworks. Suddenly a great idea occurred to him. He could improve upon this amateur fireworks display! He put down his drink and set to work.
When it comes to fireworks, your brain can't be much safer than sheltered inside a football helmet. He found an old helmet, duct-taped a mortar-style firework to the top, put it on his head, and lit the fuse...

A bright flash of light nearly blinded observers. When their eyes recovered, they saw him lying on the ground, unconscious and bleeding. Astoundingly, the 21-year-old survived this party stunt with only a mild concussion and burns.

His helmet, however, was blown to pieces.

Safety first, people.
 
I'll wager he was deaf as a post too. At least he didn't straddle a skyrocket and try to fly.

What a dumbass. :D
 
Just a friendly reminder that friends don't let friends drink while stupid.

From the achives of darwinawards.com:




Safety first, people.

How about the AFV video of the dachshund that fetched the Roman candle? Friends don't let friends pets get down range.
 
How about the AFV video of the dachshund that fetched the Roman candle? Friends don't let friends pets get down range.

We used to tie grasshoppers to bottle rockets and blast 'em off. We played baseball with a toad too...but that's another story...:D
 
Just a friendly reminder that friends don't let friends drink while stupid.

From the achives of darwinawards.com:


Safety first, people.

I was stuck in Indiana for a couple years and, let me tell yuh, this guy was the pick of the litter. The others weren't nearly as bright as he is.
 
I will credit Jeff Foxworthy but I heard or read this somewhere I do not remember:

The last words of a redneck:
"Hold my beer and watch this!"


I think the story above qualifies....

:D

-KC
 
I will credit Jeff Foxworthy but I heard or read this somewhere I do not remember:

The last words of a redneck:
"Hold my beer and watch this!"


I think the story above qualifies....

:D

-KC

Yep, it's an old one, (2006, I believe) but bears mentioning again. I wonder if that guy has ever managed to live it down.

Yeah--but it was so much fun...'till we ran out of toads. :mad:

You ran out of toads? Small wonder. :rolleyes:

Poor little guys...
 
Yep, it's an old one, (2006, I believe) but bears mentioning again. I wonder if that guy has ever managed to live it down.



You ran out of toads? Small wonder. :rolleyes:

Poor little guys...

Makes you wonder, if brains were dynomite, could he blow his nose? :D
 
Anyone else have any ridiculous fireworks stories?

I remember one from my High School days. Seemed one of the Crowder boys wanted to show everyone that he had balls. Holding an M60, he lit the fuse, preparing to throw it. The fuse was quicker than he was. Blew most of his hand off. All he has left is his thumb, his wrist and his little finger. Everything in between is gone.
 
Anyone else have any ridiculous fireworks stories?

I remember one from my High School days. Seemed one of the Crowder boys wanted to show everyone that he had balls. Holding an M60, he lit the fuse, preparing to throw it. The fuse was quicker than he was. Blew most of his hand off. All he has left is his thumb, his wrist and his little finger. Everything in between is gone.

Summer of 72 in Ensenada Mexico, one of Mom's Uncles had retired there. Some college kids were renting two cabanas about 50 yards from the house. They started buying these large bottle rockets (business end ablut the same diameter as a half dollar) and having a war between the cabanas! :eek:
Using pipe, paper towel tubes and anything else you can imagine they spent evey afternoon and evening shooting at each other. There were no major injuries (some flash burns) and no windows left in the cabanas. :rolleyes:
Yes these were the exploding bottle rockets! :D

We set on the porch and laughed our asses off at the foolishness. :D
 
Summer of 72 in Ensenada Mexico, one of Mom's Uncles had retired there. Some college kids were renting two cabanas about 50 yards from the house. They started buying these large bottle rockets (business end ablut the same diameter as a half dollar) and having a war between the cabanas! :eek:
Using pipe, paper towel tubes and anything else you can imagine they spent evey afternoon and evening shooting at each other. There were no major injuries (some flash burns) and no windows left in the cabanas. :rolleyes:
Yes these were the exploding bottle rockets! :D

We set on the porch and laughed our asses off at the foolishness. :D

That's great :D

Reminds me of a story one of my friends told me about camping out one year and having a bottle rocket war with another campsite
 
My senior year in high school, my buddies and I thot flushing M-80's and cherry bombs down the men's room toilets would be a great prank.

With military precision and synchronized watches, we waited until the lunch hour, lit the fuses and flushed simultaneously in all the school bathrooms.

The resultant explosions ruptured the sewer lines causing evil smelling water to begin oozing out of the ground. We, of course, stood around innocently watching work crews repair the damaged lines.

A search for the guilty parties ensued, but we were never caught and graduated successfully. What a glorious end to four years of tedium and boredom. :D
 
My senior year in high school, my buddies and I thot flushing M-80's and cherry bombs down the men's room toilets would be a great prank.

With military precision and synchronized watches, we waited until the lunch hour, lit the fuses and flushed simultaneously in all the school bathrooms.

The resultant explosions ruptured the sewer lines causing evil smelling water to begin oozing out of the ground. We, of course, stood around innocently watching work crews repair the damaged lines.

A search for the guilty parties ensued, but we were never caught and graduated successfully. What a glorious end to four years of tedium and boredom. :D

Somehow, that story just does not surprise me. :rolleyes:
 
Hi, Greek. Thanks for joining. We want details... :p

Hi SweetWitch!

I don't have too many details. All I know is a bunch of guys were sitting around a campfile indulging in a few "adult" beverages and playing with fireworks. One of the rockets misfired and headed over towards another campsite with people doing pretty much the same activities. Things escalated until they eventually had thier own "Shock and awe" thing going:D
 
Hi SweetWitch!

I don't have too many details. All I know is a bunch of guys were sitting around a campfile indulging in a few "adult" beverages and playing with fireworks. One of the rockets misfired and headed over towards another campsite with people doing pretty much the same activities. Things escalated until they eventually had thier own "Shock and awe" thing going:D

:D Damn, I'm sorry I missed that one.
 
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