Ask me anything

[mrsmiawallace]

can you fit your fist in your mouth?

I just tried and almost. I can't quite get the whole thing in there.

 

[TANG GOD]

I just tried and almost. I can't quite get the whole thing in there.

congrats on having a talent.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

congrats on having a talent.

It would really be talent if I could do it.

 

[jamesmiata]

He wishes he was...

I see you've kept up the good fight for common sense and general well mannered snarkyness.

I've missed that...
Have a great night old friend.

I'll pop in the threads and see you again soon.

J'

 

[mrsmiawallace]

He wishes he was...

I see you've kept up the good fight for common sense and general well mannered snarkyness.

I've missed that...
Have a great night old friend.

I'll pop in the threads and see you again soon.

J'

I look forward to it.

 

[RoryN]

Not asking anything. Just waving to you.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Not asking anything. Just waving to you.

Hiya. It's hard to start a conversation when you just wave.

 

[rbijon]

Hiya. It's hard to start a conversation when you just wave.

Is conversation what you want right now?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Is conversation what you want right now?

That's the point of starting threads.

 

[RoryN]

Hiya. It's hard to start a conversation when you just wave.

That's true.

Okay: what do you usually do on the 4th of July?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

That's true.

Okay: what do you usually do on the 4th of July?

I go to a friend's house. She has a HUGE party because you can see the city's fireworks from the front lawn. It's a good time to be had.

You?

 

[rbijon]

That's the point of starting threads.

Yes, I find the social networking here on Lit. really fun, do you?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Yes, I find the social networking here on Lit. really fun, do you?

Sometimes. Sometimes it is boring as hell and sometimes people ask too much of you.

 

[iceburg1]

Nope. I would consider a home movie, but I have no desire to see myself having sex.

what about if evil dr No had the world to ransom and the only thing that would stop him would be a full on lesbain midget porn movie where you would be the dominatrix...

a bit like a X rated version of snowhite but with a red head and midget lesbians

you would make them 'mine' some other things

Bruce Willis could play the old hag

??

 

[mrsmiawallace]

what about if evil dr No had the world to ransom and the only thing that would stop him would be a full on lesbain midget porn movie where you would be the dominatrix...

a bit like a X rated version of snowhite but with a red head and midget lesbians

you would make them 'mine' some other things

Bruce Willis could play the old hag

??

If the fate of the world rested on it, then I would take one for the team. I'm nice like that.

 

[RoryN]

I go to a friend's house. She has a HUGE party because you can see the city's fireworks from the front lawn. It's a good time to be had.

You?

Private parties are the way to go.

But this 4th of July, me and my friends are going to an island. It's pretty much a spring-break atmosphere, all crammed into one afternoon / evening. With lots of bicycles and beer. And a night view of every fireworks show up and down the SoCal coast. Thousands of people show up.

Fun as it is, the only reason I'm going this year is because I have a few days to recover afterwards...

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Private parties are the way to go.

But this 4th of July, me and my friends are going to an island. It's pretty much a spring-break atmosphere, all crammed into one afternoon / evening. With lots of bicycles and beer. And a night view of every fireworks show up and down the SoCal coast. Thousands of people show up.

Fun as it is, the only reason I'm going this year is because I have a few days to recover afterwards...

I think I'm getting too old for stuff like that. I hate crowds, especially drunk ones. Plus I never have time to recover. I always have the little man the next day.

 

[RoryN]

I think I'm getting too old for stuff like that. I hate crowds, especially drunk ones. Plus I never have time to recover. I always have the little man the next day.

I'm probably just kidding myself at this point. Had six beers on Friday, and was still crawling Saturday night. A Rascal scooter would've come in handy.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I'm probably just kidding myself at this point. Had six beers on Friday, and was still crawling Saturday night. A Rascal scooter would've come in handy.

I knew the moment I got old. I went to a Billy Idol outdoor concert and took my camping chairs.

 

[RoryN]

I knew the moment I got old. I went to a Billy Idol outdoor concert and took my camping chairs.

<~~~ loled.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

<~~~ loled.

Don't make fun of us who are in our advanced years.

 

[marshalt]

I knew the moment I got old. I went to a Billy Idol outdoor concert and took my camping chairs.

It wasn't an indoor concert, was it?

 

[miles]

I think I'm getting too old for stuff like that. I hate crowds, especially drunk ones.

Throwing up on your shoes kind of loses its appeal.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

It wasn't an indoor concert, was it?

Nope, it was a free concert in the parking lot of a casino.

I'd so have his babies.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Throwing up on your shoes kind of loses its appeal.

Isn't that the truth? That and just stumbling around isn't as attractive as it used to be.