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[spacekowboy]

750 posts. It seems that Mrs. Wallace is quite the page turner.

 

[Guest]

I have tons. I've linked to a couple in this thread. I don't have many on lit anymore, but I used to have an ampics thread. It was fun until it got to be too much work.

You know, it's funny, but lately I know where you're coming from.

/egotistical, self-deluded prick.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Dear Mrsmiawallace,

Have you ever had sex in the great outdoors? And if so, where were you, what were you wearing while doin' it and what position were you doing the doin' it?

Why yes I have. Right after my profile pic was taken. I was wearing a skirt, standing up, leaning against the rail with him behind me.

750 posts. It seems that Mrs. Wallace is quite the page turner.

Heh, my ampics thread was over 100 pages before I deleted it.

You know, it's funny, but lately I know where you're coming from.

/egotistical, self-deluded prick.

Popularity can be so demanding. Let's run away from it all.

 

[spacekowboy]

Heh, my ampics thread was over 100 pages before I deleted it.

I'm always late for the party...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Why yes I have. Right after my profile pic was taken. I was wearing a skirt, standing up, leaning against the rail with him behind me.

Mmmm. You know, knowing this changes the way I'm looking at that pic. And the way I'm sitting in my chair.

uhhhh...that wouldn't be the day you conceived your child, would it?

 

[Imanaughty]

I'm always late for the party...

Me too. Damn!

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I'm always late for the party...

The party's just started. I'm the bionic Mia. Better. Stronger. Faster.

Mmmm. You know, knowing this changes the way I'm looking at that pic. And the way I'm sitting in my chair.

uhhhh...that wouldn't be the day you conceived your child, would it?

Yeah, no. I had already had him at the point.

 

[Faneros]

I'm bored. You may or may not get an answer.

Does size matter?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Does size matter?

Yes. There is such a thing as too small and too big. Give me an average cock on a man who knows how to use it any day.

 

[Peregrinator]

Have you ever cheated on a partner?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Have you ever cheated on a partner?

In high school I did, but not since. I'm honest enough to tell someone that I'm done and ready to move on now.

 

[Orurt]

What turns you on?
And, what turns you off?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

What turns you on?
And, what turns you off?

My turn ons include long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners and expensive jewelry. My turn offs are dishonest people, Rambo movies, and men who don't pay for dinner.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I found a dead bird in the backyard. Seeing as how I am scared to death of birds, I had to go across the street and get the neighbor to get rid of it. I also had to instruct him not to throw it in the trashcan otherwise I wouldn't be able to put it on the street.

 

[TANG GOD]

why are you such a cunt?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Mrsmiawallace,

What do you think about skinny, ironing board-flat stomached guys in low-rise, pencil-thin expensive hipster jeans who don't wear belts so that you can see their hip bones, that pelvic muscle and just the fringe of their pubes even when wearing a t-shirt? Sexy? Crass? Showoff? Metrosexual?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

why are you such a cunt?

Because it makes you happy.

 

[Manful]

have you ever done gay porn?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Mrsmiawallace,

What do you think about skinny, ironing board-flat stomached guys in low-rise, pencil-thin expensive hipster jeans who don't wear belts so that you can see their hip bones, that pelvic muscle and just the fringe of their pubes even when wearing a t-shirt? Sexy? Crass? Showoff? Metrosexual?

You know, I like all types of men. There are some men that look really good like that and others that just look like meth addicts. I would have to see a pic.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

have you ever done gay porn?

I've never done any sort of porn.

 

[Faneros]

I've never done any sort of porn.

Oh too bad....

 

[jamesmiata]

Do you remember Jase_conner?

 

[iceburg1]

would you consider doing tasteful porn ?
e.g porn with strawberries

 

[TANG GOD]

can you fit your fist in your mouth?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Oh too bad....

For who?

Do you remember Jase_conner?

I sure do. I'm sure he is off at Disney world right now

would you consider doing tasteful porn ?
e.g porn with strawberries

Nope. I would consider a home movie, but I have no desire to see myself having sex.