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[AllardChardon]

Guy kidnaps ex-girlfriend to get ironing done

ROME (Reuters) - An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said Monday.

The 43-year-old man dragged the woman out of a pub in the port city of Genoa, shoved her into a car and took her to his home where he made her iron and wash dishes after threatening her, they said.

Police arrived at his house after being tipped off by a friend of the woman who watched the scene at the pub.

The man, who was apparently furious at his ex-girlfriend for leaving him, was arrested on charges of kidnapping, police said.

(Writing by Deepa Babington)

Copyright © 2008 Reuters Limited.
Copyright © 2008 Yahoo All rights reserved.

I just love Italians. This one goes along nicely with making love in a confessional.

 

[BarbarouSevil]

Guy kidnaps ex-girlfriend to get ironing done

ROME (Reuters) - An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said Monday.

The 43-year-old man dragged the woman out of a pub in the port city of Genoa, shoved her into a car and took her to his home where he made her iron and wash dishes after threatening her, they said.

Police arrived at his house after being tipped off by a friend of the woman who watched the scene at the pub.

The man, who was apparently furious at his ex-girlfriend for leaving him, was arrested on charges of kidnapping, police said.

(Writing by Deepa Babington)

Copyright © 2008 Reuters Limited.
Copyright © 2008 Yahoo All rights reserved.

I just love Italians. This one goes along nicely with making love in a confessional.

I assume this is a domestic crime...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Guy kidnaps ex-girlfriend to get ironing done

ROME (Reuters) - An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said Monday.

The 43-year-old man dragged the woman out of a pub in the port city of Genoa, shoved her into a car and took her to his home where he made her iron and wash dishes after threatening her, they said.

Police arrived at his house after being tipped off by a friend of the woman who watched the scene at the pub.

The man, who was apparently furious at his ex-girlfriend for leaving him, was arrested on charges of kidnapping, police said.

(Writing by Deepa Babington)

Copyright © 2008 Reuters Limited.
Copyright © 2008 Yahoo All rights reserved.

I just love Italians. This one goes along nicely with making love in a confessional.

OMG! My grandfather always maintained that Italy was great place to be . . . from! He never went back. When the daughter was stationed in Naples, we visited her and decided that Gramps wasn't half daft in his assessment. Lunacy there is a national sport, that's what it is.

 

[AllardChardon]

Having married a pure blood Italian, half of that blood Siclian, and having witinessed some of the craziness first hand, I must say the sport of lunacy among Italians lives on in America. Luckily my northern European blood has diffused some of that genetic predisposition in my children. They are closer to half crazy, I think. Like me.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Having married a pure blood Italian, half of that blood Siclian, and having witinessed some of the craziness first hand, I must say the sport of lunacy among Italians lives on in America. Luckily my northern European blood has diffused some of that genetic predisposition in my children. They are closer to half crazy, I think. Like me.

Same here. Dad married a Welsh/English girl whose family had been on this side of the pond since 1690. The three kids ended up only half nutz with most of it concentrated in the eldest (me) and the younger of the sisters. My kids and the nephew carry on the proud tradition. The other sister married a sober-sides Quaker and her daughters are . . . well, one's like my BIL and the other's like her. Semi-lunacy is fun.

 

[AllardChardon]

Yes, semi-lunacy or even better a semi-lunatic. I think a new term might have been coined here. I certainly hope I am admitted to this group... I must get my resume of semi-lunatic antics updated immediatley, just in case.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Yes, semi-lunacy or even better a semi-lunatic. I think a new term might have been coined here. I certainly hope I am admitted to this group... I must get my resume of semi-lunatic antics updated immediatley, just in case.

Heavens, yes! Can't let the entertainment quotient drop, after all, who want's to be boring?

 

[rgraham666]

I wonder why guys persist in regarding women as property?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I wonder why guys persist in regarding women as property?

In this specific case it's because he's a looney. In general . . . sigh . . . it's because we're bigger than they are?

 

[AllardChardon]

In this case, the woman in question might have been a better ironer than a girlfriend. I was thinking, he could have asked her to take the ironing home and paid her for her time. I guess not. Maybe the gas prices have cut into his ironing budget? Who the fuck irons anymore?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

In this case, the woman in question might have been a better ironer than a girlfriend. I was thinking, he could have asked her to take the ironing home and paid her for her time. I guess not. Maybe the gas prices have cut into his ironing budget? Who the fuck irons anymore?

Well me, for one. It gives me an excuse to monopolize the television and watch porn CD's.

 

[AllardChardon]

Volupt,

You slay me with your humor, really. I am visualizing you as a teddy bear, of course, with a big boner, watching porn and ironing in a little apron, pushed up in front. So adorable. Thanks for making my afternoon.

Allard

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Volupt,

You slay me with your humor, really. I am visualizing you as a teddy bear, of course, with a big boner, watching porn and ironing in a little apron, pushed up in front. So adorable. Thanks for making my afternoon.

Allard

Then you'll like this pic I found while surfing around. It's the funniest thing I've seen this month, I think.

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/hornybear.jpg

 

[shereads]

I would have to be kidnapped to iron anyone's clothes but my own.

 

[AllardChardon]

Yep, teddy bears make everything look safe and fun. Even doggie-style. Thanks for sharing. I cannot remember the last time I ironed...

 

[shereads]

In general . . . sigh . . . it's because we're bigger than they are?

Yes, and as a former boyfriend explained it to me: "Some of us never quite get over the fact that we can never, ever have sex unless a woman lets us."

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Yes, and as a former boyfriend explained it to me: "Some of us never quite get over the fact that we can never, ever have sex unless a woman lets us."

Actually, I appreciate it when she asks if a quickie is okay bacause time is short and she's tired. Being "let to have sex" is an affirmation of her regards for me . . . or perhaps a continuation of her opinion that I'm some sort of large, furry, loveable pet.

 

[AllardChardon]

I heard men like to demand sex and receive it on demand. This makes it more pleasurable for him, dominating her, and at the same time more pleasurable for her, being dominated, occasionally or often. As a newbie to the sub/dom world, I am curious if others have similar thoughts.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I heard men like to demand sex and receive it on demand. This makes it more pleasurable for him, dominating her, and at the same time more pleasurable for her, being dominated, occasionally or often. As a newbie to the sub/dom world, I am curious if others have similar thoughts.

Some men, perhaps, but from what I've read only about 1/3 of the population has any interest in domination or submission at all. The rest consider it just a bit peculiar, or worse if they're bone ignorant.

 

[NoJo]

Some men, perhaps, but from what I've read only about 1/3 of the population has any interest in domination or submission at all. The rest consider it just a bit peculiar, or worse if they're bone ignorant.

1/3 is a very high percentage. Only beer, at 50%, or Gary Larsen cartoons (94%) are more popular.

 

[AllardChardon]

What about the third that was too busy being submissive or dominant to join the study... Ha. Studies and facts always make me wonder, although I am sure you know your stuff on this subject. I just wonder how many tell the truth in response to the questions or pictures or if they are tested like in a Clockwork Orange, all wired up for response...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

What about the third that was too busy being submissive or dominant to join the study... Ha. Studies and facts always make me wonder, although I am sure you know your stuff on this subject. I just wonder how many tell the truth in response to the questions or pictures or if they are tested like in a Clockwork Orange, all wired up for response...

That is the estimate given in both of the major books on the subject BDSM 101 and Sensuous Magic. Both authors are Doms and acknowledged experts on the subject. If you're really interested, I would read both of them. I did and found that while tethering someone down and having at them is a really sexy idea, everything else in the Lifestyle turned me completely off. So I gave the books to the library book sale . . . anonymously, of course.

 

[AllardChardon]

I knew you would know more than I regarding this subject. I will look for the books at the used book store. Thanks for the tip.

 

[cloudy]

I would have to be kidnapped to iron anyone's clothes but my own.

I would have to be kidnapped to even iron my own clothes....right outta the dryer onto a hanger works good for me.

 

[shereads]

I would have to be kidnapped to even iron my own clothes....right outta the dryer onto a hanger works good for me.

Me too. I lied so I wouldn't be called a slattern.