Ask me anything

[mrsmiawallace]

How many fingers am I holding up?

Two.

..

 

[TurdFergeson]

Probably not. I'm getting tired in my old age.

Aww... and I had such high hopes.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

What is the secret you are hiding which prompted you to start this thread?

That I'm sitting at home on a Saturday night and have nothing to do.

THERE!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???

 

[classclown]

What are you're measurments?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Aww... and I had such high hopes.

Sorry to disappoint.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

What are you're measurments?

No idea. I don't judge myself by my weight or measurements. Instead, I judge myself on how I feel about myself. I couldn't tell you when I weighed myself last. I do know that I wear a 34 bra.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Sorry to disappoint.

Your av more than makes up for it.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Your av more than makes up for it.

That's very kind of you. Thanks.

 

[TurdFergeson]

That's very kind of you. Thanks.

So nice and round and smooth.

A work of art.

 

[classclown]

I really love you're new AV, who took the picture?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

So nice and round and smooth.

A work of art.

Oh stop. You will make me blush.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I really love you're new AV, who took the picture?

I did. Thanks.

 

[classclown]

How did it make you feel when Tang God said you had a flat ass? (I hope it didn't hurt you're feelings, the rest of us knows it's HOTT)

 

[mrsmiawallace]

How did it make you feel when Tang God said you had a flat ass? (I hope it didn't hurt you're feelings, the rest of us knows it's HOTT)

Well, I cried for a few hours. His opinion means the world to me so it was terribly upsetting.


I didn't give a shit what that little man had to say. I've had worse things said about me around this joint. I have thick skin.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

This thread is not going nearly as well as Peregrinator's.

 

[Killswitch]

This thread is not going nearly as well as Peregrinator's.

Because 75% of this place is women.

Did you know that?

 

[TurdFergeson]

Oh stop. You will make me blush.

I cant stop thinking about making "ass ripples" on it.

 

[classclown]

Do you have children Mia?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I cant stop thinking about making "ass ripples" on it.

Um, what is an ass ripple?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Do you have children Mia?

I have one. A little boy.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Um, what is an ass ripple?

Haha..that's when there is a "ripple" or wave formed from thrusting against it.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Haha..that's when there is a "ripple" or wave formed from thrusting against it.

Gotcha. I never knew there was a name for it.

 

[classclown]

I have one. A little boy.

Do you want more or you gonna stop at one?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Do you want more or you gonna stop at one?

I'd love to have another one, but it doesn't look like it is in the cards.

 

[classclown]

How old were you when you first had sex?