Martians invented the smiley!

Jesus's face was seen in another photo. It's probably on eBay by now.
 
I like the smilie!

Proof that there are internet forums up there!

I didn't say anything about intelligent life, of course. Just forums.
 
That smiley looks stoned.

Maybe there are roaches on Mars. ;)
 
And if you found a newspaper in your birdcage, would you think that Polly printed it? No. The Martians, by and large, are idiots. They could no more invent a smilie than they could produce a Dejah Thoris.

Do i know who invented the smiley? Yes. Am I telling you? No.
 
And if you found a newspaper in your birdcage, would you think that Polly printed it? No. The Martians, by and large, are idiots. They could no more invent a smilie than they could produce a Dejah Thoris.

Do i know who invented the smiley? Yes. Am I telling you? No.

Why are you aliens always copping an attitude?

I suppose there's no John Carter on Mars either. :rolleyes:
 
Why are you aliens always copping an attitude?

I suppose there's no John Carter on Mars either. :rolleyes:

Attitude? I got your attitude right here, pal.

One of us was designated for assignment to the beach planet in the Beta Funicello system. The other one was sent to Earth. Guess who drew the short straw.

John Carter? Yeah, he's in charge of keeping the pool clean. Why do you ask? Do you know him?
 
Attitude? I got your attitude right here, pal.

One of us was designated for assignment to the beach planet in the Beta Funicello system. The other one was sent to Earth. Guess who drew the short straw.

John Carter? Yeah, he's in charge of keeping the pool clean. Why do you ask? Do you know him?

Hah! Prove my point for me bulgy eyes! :p

You wouldn't like Funicello IV anyway. All those lame-o songs and that dorky dancing. I mean, yesterdays news. Hel-lo!

Matter of fact, my second cousin is married to his step-sister. From what I hear he's taxing his cranial abilities to pour chlorine in the water and not miss.
 
Hah! Prove my point for me bulgy eyes! :p

You wouldn't like Funicello IV anyway. All those lame-o songs and that dorky dancing. I mean, yesterdays news. Hel-lo!

Matter of fact, my second cousin is married to his step-sister. From what I hear he's taxing his cranial abilities to pour chlorine in the water and not miss.

His? He? I thought her name was Annette.
 
Hah! Prove my point for me bulgy eyes! :p

You wouldn't like Funicello IV anyway. All those lame-o songs and that dorky dancing. I mean, yesterdays news. Hel-lo!

Matter of fact, my second cousin is married to his step-sister. From what I hear he's taxing his cranial abilities to pour chlorine in the water and not miss.

Um - what?
 
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