I'm wound tighter than a duck's ass.

[Guest]

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[kimbalee]

You mean you didn't drink there? And you made it thru? You're due for a tall one then, in celebration. Cheers!

 

[Elianna]

It was a nice family celebration. It was.

My parents enjoyed their anniversary, the reception was good, cards and flowers and other appropriate things.

And my sister and I got along. We didn't tear each other's faces off.

That must be why I'm still gritting my teeth.

Is it too early to start drinking?

No. It's called therapy.

How does one know that a duck's ass IS wound tightly? Never heard that one before

 

[Emperor_Nero]

It was a nice family celebration. It was.

My parents enjoyed their anniversary, the reception was good, cards and flowers and other appropriate things.

And my sister and I got along. We didn't tear each other's faces off.

That must be why I'm still gritting my teeth.

Is it too early to start drinking?

Here ... have a nice tall, cool rum


Then explain to me just how tightly wound a duck's ass is

 

[Guest]

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[Elianna]

Here ... have a nice tall, cool rum


Then explain to me just how tightly wound a duck's ass is

Thanks for saying in black what I only had the audacity to write in lemon chiffon.

And then once we've determined how tight it is... dare we ask, how you know?

 

[shereads]

There's a priceless duck joke here someplace.

 

[Guest]

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[OhMissScarlett]

It was a nice family celebration. It was.

My parents enjoyed their anniversary, the reception was good, cards and flowers and other appropriate things.

And my sister and I got along. We didn't tear each other's faces off.

That must be why I'm still gritting my teeth.

Is it too early to start drinking?

No, it's not. It's exactly happy hour in some places at any given time.
*whips out stripper pole and box wine*

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Wow, I actually found it! From the Urban Dictionary -

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tighter+than+a+duck's+ass

tighter than a duck's ass

Impermeable. I.e., watertight.

My English teacher is tighter than the proverbial duck's ass.

Or, the subsequent stresses of preventing a family squabble caused sweetsubsarahh to be wound up tighter than a duck's ass.

It works for me.

Thank you for clairifying

To express my gratitude, here is some more rum

 

[TheeGoatPig]

It was a nice family celebration. It was.

My parents enjoyed their anniversary, the reception was good, cards and flowers and other appropriate things.

And my sister and I got along. We didn't tear each other's faces off.

That must be why I'm still gritting my teeth.

Is it too early to start drinking?

You have ever thought it was too early for rum?

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

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[OneLustyWench]

It was the duck thing. Fucked with my head.

Oooh I see a whole duck thing for Chicago Lit III. With rum-filled duck flasks.

 

[Guest]

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[voluptuary_manque]

Oooh I see a whole duck thing for Chicago Lit III. With rum-filled duck flasks.

Please don't tell me you want me to bring a duck call to announce each event?

 

[OneLustyWench]

Ducks and rum.

Instead of bunnies this time, you mean?

I'd have to locate a duck sticker for when I tan.

You do and I'll bring the personal vibrator duckie.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

You do and I'll bring the personal vibrator duckie.

Whoa, nine months out and things are getting exciting already!

 

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

Well, you made it through and that's what counts.

(Slides another rum over)

 

[Guest]

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[Salvor-Hardon]

I quote Jimmy Buffett again

"I didn't ponder the question too long
I was hungry I went out for a bite
Ran into a chum with a bottle of rum
And we wound up drinking all night."


You really have to listen to Jimmy when drinking rum. Gives it a whole other mental aspect.

Even if you just nurse one drink per two songs, if you listen to "Songs you should know by heart" album, by the time you get "Why don't we get drunk, and screw" you'll be toasted enough to sing along at teh top of your lungs.

 

[Guest]

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[Elianna]

Even if you just nurse one drink per two songs, if you listen to "Songs you should know by heart" album, by the time you get "Why don't we get drunk, and screw" you'll be toasted enough to sing along at teh top of your lungs.

I can sing that one sober, too, Right before I get plastered and then do things I don't remember all that well. I like the 2 songs per rum idea.
And then the next morning you can sing:

"my head hurts
my feet stink
and I don't love Jesus"

Have you ever noticed how many drinking songs old Jimmy has....

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I can sing that one sober, too, Right before I get plastered and then do things I don't remember all that well. I like the 2 songs per rum idea.
And then the next morning you can sing:

"my head hurts
my feet stink
and I don't love Jesus"

Have you ever noticed how many drinking songs old Jimmy has....

I may have to go add tons of Buffett songs to the Lit Radio thread now