I will not jinx this OFFER ON MY HOUSE

[shereads]

by saying it's a foregone conclusion. Big Brown's trainer did that, and look what happened to him!

OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE....

 

[Guest]

by saying it's a foregone conclusion. Big Brown's trainer did that, and look what happened to him!

OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE....

Add my hopes and wishes to yours, Sher.

 

[cloudy]

I'll add my good wishes and vibes to yours.

 

[rgraham666]

Got my fingers crossed for you, sweetie.

 

[jomar]

Best wishes...

 

[glynndah]

I'll send good thoughts your way.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Entering escrow karma . . . ON: Ommmmmmmmmmmmm . . . .

 

[DesertPirate]

Best of luck on this one

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Good luck.

 

[starrkers]

Offers prayer to the gods of real estate.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I told everyone you have bodies buried under the floor

 

[jomar]

What do you plan to do when it sells?

 

[R. Richard]

Good luck.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

You might want to throw some more lime on those bodies in the crawl space. Just freshen it up a little.

 

[JagFarlane]

You might want to throw some more lime on those bodies in the crawl space. Just freshen it up a little.

Good point. And don't forget, a little Febreze doesn't hurt!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Good point. And don't forget, a little Febreze doesn't hurt!

We always used to say that just before the buyers arrive, fry up a slice of bacon. It only takes one to close a deal.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

a little Febreze doesn't hurt!

It would if anyone from my family were looking it over. We can't stand the smell of that stuff.

 

[amicus]

Chuckles...being an old real estate person and buyer and seller of many, good luck and just act natural, ah, well, maybe not....grins...

Ami

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Tomorrow I'm moving a family of Albanians in next door. By noon they'll be boiling laundry on the front lawn and roasting a goat. All the women and girls chew tobacco and spit their wads in your yard.

 

[damppanties]

Tomorrow I'm moving a family of Albanians in next door. By noon they'll be boiling laundry on the front lawn and roasting a goat. All the women and girls chew tobacco and spit their wads in your yard.

Good.

 

[shereads]

What do you plan to do when it sells?

Buy a really pimped-up shopping cart for all my things.

 

[shereads]

I told everyone you have bodies buried under the floor

No one in Miami buries whole bodies anymore. That's so 1980's.

 

[Guest]

Don't you feed 'em to the gators?

 

[shereads]

Don't you feed 'em to the gators?

We dispose of them in more than one dumpster.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

We slice em and dice em and feed em to Shamu at Sea World.