do you "dress left" or "dress right"

[Shankara20]

Males - do you "dress left" or "dress right"

"It's not a euphemism, it's long been a tailoring term. When making a suit or trousers they ask if you dress right or dress left (which pant leg to you place your maleness in) and will leave a little extra width on that side... fyi, most American men dress left"

I think this question "do you dress left or dress right" assumes boxers or commando -

tightie-whities (or in my case panties ) would make a center mounted package...

So men, how you hangin'? dress left or dress right?

Drag Kings, when your "packin", do you dress left or dress right?


ps - when in boxers I dress right

 

[intothewoods]

Don't mind me...

 

[Shankara20]

Don't mind me...

fyi - I'm "center mounted" when wearing your panties

 

[intothewoods]

fyi - I'm "center mounted" when wearing your panties

Squeeeeeeeeee!

 

[rosco rathbone]

My tool appears to be perfectly centered.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*lurks*

 

[BiBunny]

Heh. My right thigh is a good bit smaller than my left thigh, due to the morphea on the outside of it (localized scleroderma, makes skin and connective tissues atrophy and destroys fat cells). So on the rare occasions that I pack, it's to the right because there's more room in that leg of my pants.

 

[Lilith]

I hoist the girls front and center.

Do you suppose more men dress left because more women are right handed?

 

[intothewoods]

My tool appears to be perfectly centered.

Hawt! Do you wanna -- ohhh, I just read your sig line. Never mind then.



I crack myself up.

 

[Netzach]

I'm usually wearing a skirt when I'm packing.


So I hang perverted.

 

[YourCaptor]

I dress left, although I sometimes stuff it in the other pant leg for symmetrical good measure.

I have not worn tightie-whities in a long time and these days I wonder how that even works? You would need special pants or something.

Which brings me to another underwear mystery, why do boxers have that little opening with a button in front?

 

[midwestyankee]

Right down the middle - like a good golf shot, you know.

 

[Shankara20]

Right down the middle - like a good golf shot, you know.

like - doesn't that put the crotch of your pants - like - 3 feet below your waist?

or does your, emmm, manhood rest along the mid-seam?


or, or, - no I'm not going to assume you have a little, er, no I can't say it...

 

[midwestyankee]

like - doesn't that put the crotch of your pants - like - 3 feet below your waist?

or does your, emmm, manhood rest along the mid-seam?


or, or, - no I'm not going to assume you have a little, er, no I can't say it...

Shank, I think you're confusing both of us here. I'm in the briefs crowd so I'm mostly centered most of the time.

 

[intothewoods]

I have never been so lost in my life. I thought it was always right or left. I had no idea there was this center option. Does it press on your manhood?

Wow, I had no idea it was this complicated.

 

[DVS]

I dress left, although I sometimes stuff it in the other pant leg for symmetrical good measure.

I have not worn tightie-whities in a long time and these days I wonder how that even works? You would need special pants or something.

Which brings me to another underwear mystery, why do boxers have that little opening with a button in front?

I wear boxers, depending on what kind of slacks I'm wearing. Because of the nature of my work, I need to know where everything is and I can't have things flopping around...so I wear a more restrictive brief, but not as restrictive as "tightie"-whities? I've always referred to them as "tidy" whities, as if it's placed in a nice tidy and secure spot. But, I haven't worn them for years, so what do I know?

But, with dress slacks, boxers give a man more freedom to um...express himself. I'm a right side man. It feels strange to go on the left side, and the middle would give me seam rash It must be overly large or something?

As for the little button door on boxers...I think it's for going to the little boy's room, but with leg holes the size they are in boxers, where's the need? And with available time getting shorter every day, who unbuttons and then buttons those damn things?

Now why do I dress right? I think it has something to do with that I'm left handed. Just FYI, there is a thread about this subject from a year or so ago...maybe two? I think it's just one of those things you start and after a while, it becomes normal, no matter which side it's on.

As a voting clarification, I wanted to pick both dressing right AND packing right, because with dress pants, I dress right and with jeans, I pack right. Don't understand? Maybe I can show you, some time.

 

[iluvyou3638]

i want to vote just so i can see the poll. what should i vote???

 

[Breaker_Morant]

Just when I think Lit has gotten boring..

"center mounted"Cool thread here Shankie..

 

[twysted73]

Funny how different terminology means different things for different people.

When I saw the title of this thread I thought to myself, " Well, only uncoordinate idiots get caught dressing left. How else can you get a row of individuals properly spaced out in formation?"

 

[YourCaptor]

with leg holes the size they are in boxers, where's the need?

, I just pull the waist band down. I would think it to be awkward looping that thing under and over.

with jeans, I pack right.

Jeans and my dick are worst enemies. 2 words, tight sandpaper. It takes so long to find a good, comfortable, and non obscene pair its ridiculous. I don't know how they did the whole tight pants thing in the 70s.

While we are on the topic of odd implements on clothing. Fancy dress pants and their Rube Goldberg like mechanism for opening. Its like they want you to piss all over your pricey pants so that you have to buy a new one.

 

[YourCaptor]

i want to vote just so i can see the poll. what should i vote???

"tent" forward, as in hard, all the time (right!)