Clinton wins Puerto Rico but Obama gains delegates

[Bestlife]

By DAVID ESPO and JIM KUHNHENN, Associated Press Writers
1 hour, 20 minutes ago
SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - Hillary Rodham Clinton won a lopsided, but largely symbolic victory Sunday in Puerto Rico's presidential primary, the final act in a weekend of tumult that pushed Barack Obama tantalizingly close to the Democratic presidential nomination.

 

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When I was living in Iowa I came across a large (maybe a foot in diameter) turtle that had been run over by a car. It was laying in the road, its shell crushed, unable to crawl, but the darn thing was still alive.

I put it in the trunk and drove it into our little town where the local farm vet took a look at it and pronounced it dead. "It just doesn't know it yet," he said.

He filled a syringe and put it out of its misery.

Hillary is like that turtle.

 

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Hillary is like that turtle.

Especially the wrinkly neck.

 

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Especially the wrinkly neck.

Claws too. Darn near ripped the carpet in my trunk trying to scrabble about. I didn't test its bite. Bet it had a nasty one.

 

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Claws too. Darn near ripped the carpet in my trunk trying to scrabble about. I didn't test its bite. Bet it had a nasty one.

Especially after mixing saliva with Bill.

 

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Especially after mixing saliva with Bill.

eeesh...that'd scare a Komodo Dragon.