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unpredictablebijou said:
I bet I'd be lol-ing like a motherfucker if I knew what that meant.

but i don't. I even asked wikipedia. They'd never heard of it.

bj
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from the Urban Dictionary

Chapel Hat Pegs

A northern term used to discribe a womens head lamps when on main beam

I saw this girl, it was so cold she had nips like chapel hat pegs.
 
*lol-ing like a motherfucker*

*picturing gumdrops, getting hungry*

I must go raise my blood sugar and blood alcohol levels, but I bet I'll be in and out all evening.

as it were.

bj
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Seen the first one but not Fierce creatures ...... I don't like farce or what I call embarrassing humour. Lot of people over here love Only Fools and horses and One foot in the Grave but I will walk out of the room if Ron puts them on
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Wow you must have an epileptic fit at the sight of The Office — even I used to hide my eyes during some parts of that one.
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Little buzzy things are no good I need one hell of a buzzzzzzzzzzzz and added help in other quarters doing it alone takes forever and then it dont always happen which makes it worse than ever.

Anyway I need cheering up went to see Ron in hosp and his Ex and his son turned up stayed the whole damn time though I kept dropping hints like lead balloons that we wanted at least half an hour alone. Then Ron wanted to get back into bed so I was helping him lift his bad leg in and they said noooooo Annie you not doing it right and his son pushed me out of the way ... afraid I broke down then. They got no rightttttttt I am his wife now
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On the other hand, my Sweet, remember who goes home with him.

loststar said:
mmmmmmmm the chicken mole is fabulous, thank you so much cheffy
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Anything to make you go mmmmmmmmmm. Could we be alone sometime? mmmmmmmmmm...
and, the recipe will be up on in the kitchen before the weekend's out.
unpredictablebijou said:
*lol-ing like a motherfucker*

*picturing gumdrops, getting hungry*

I must go raise my blood sugar and blood alcohol levels, but I bet I'll be in and out all evening.

as it were.

bj
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Don't go too far. Fresh strawberries and cream, cantaloupes cut up, and a big pile of California (oops) navel oranges, coming right up, along served with a Mojito. I got the mint leaves growing in the back yard.
 
unpredictablebijou said:
who's good with a flogger around here? I need my attitude adjusted.

bj
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You rang?

Actually, were I close enough, tonight would be a bad idea. I've got a little too much actual need to cause actual harm to an actual person. I find that occludes my ability to safely do painplay.

Her ex came by her house in NY today and dropped off a package that was nothing more than an emotional timebomb. DEFCON "Want to Harm" has been raised to DEFCON "Need to do Damage".


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UnderYourSpell said:
Little buzzy things are no good I need one hell of a buzzzzzzzzzzzz and added help in other quarters doing it alone takes forever and then it dont always happen which makes it worse than ever.
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Hitachi.
Magic.
Wand.

Trust your Uncle Homburg on this one.

Anyway I need cheering up went to see Ron in hosp and his Ex and his son turned up stayed the whole damn time though I kept dropping hints like lead balloons that we wanted at least half an hour alone. Then Ron wanted to get back into bed so I was helping him lift his bad leg in and they said noooooo Annie you not doing it right and his son pushed me out of the way ... afraid I broke down then. They got no rightttttttt I am his wife now
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*hugs*

You do realise this is why good hospitals have metal bedpans, right? They much such a satisfying *GONK* when laid upside someone's head.
 
*runs in, grabs some fruit and bread from the beautiful chef, runs out again*

o my what an evening. a dessert cart I can't touch and a Viking Thing to manifest.

Homburg, stay chill. And frankly, the mood I'm in, I might actually think I could handle you tonight, despite your reservations.

Perhaps it's global.

blessings, all
bj
 
'Morning love. Nice to see you all again. Hope Ron is doing well.

I'll check in again later.
 
champagne1982 said:
from the Urban Dictionary

Chapel Hat Pegs

A northern term used to discribe a womens head lamps when on main beam

I saw this girl, it was so cold she had nips like chapel hat pegs.
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I once read an erotic story about a submissive woman who was ordered by her Dom to use orthodontic rubber bands on her nipples to keep them hard all day at her office job. That image stuck with me. That and the impression that maybe the author was a dentist. :D
 
unpredictablebijou said:
*runs in, grabs some fruit and bread from the beautiful chef, runs out again*

o my what an evening. a dessert cart I can't touch and a Viking Thing to manifest.

Homburg, stay chill. And frankly, the mood I'm in, I might actually think I could handle you tonight, despite your reservations.

Perhaps it's global.

blessings, all
bj
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I did stay chill, and I am feeling better. Morning light has a way of doing that.
 
Well, with all these goings on, I'm not sure food is the right thing to be bringing up right here right now, but WTF. When on is a chef, food is always on one's mind. Sorry...

I have put two magnificent recipes up on the Kitchen refrigerator. The first new one, my Chicken Mole', is for Loststar, that beautiful Shiny thing. Make it yourself!!.

The second one is an incredible take on strawberry shortcake, made with sliced almonds and cornmeal in the recipe. It is a dazzler, one I am serving at a dinner party tonight. This is an easy one, and anyone who loves strawberry shortcake must try this.


One other thing: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELINE!!!

Now, back to your regularly scheduled barroom chatter...
 
Eluard said:
Peeking at perking…
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pinky and perky .....

I need your help guys I am doing a charity quiz thing and one of the questions is 'Name 10 parts of the body with only three letters' ... any ideas I've got about 6 and one of those is suspect lol
 
UnderYourSpell said:
pinky and perky .....

I need your help guys I am doing a charity quiz thing and one of the questions is 'Name 10 parts of the body with only three letters' ... any ideas I've got about 6 and one of those is suspect lol
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arm
leg
toe
eye
ear
hip
lip
fat
lap (tee hee)
tit (tee hee)
 
Anschul said:
Well, with all these goings on, I'm not sure food is the right thing to be bringing up right here right now, but WTF. When on is a chef, food is always on one's mind. Sorry...

I have put two magnificent recipes up on the Kitchen refrigerator. The first new one, my Chicken Mole', is for Loststar, that beautiful Shiny thing. Make it yourself!!.

The second one is an incredible take on strawberry shortcake, made with sliced almonds and cornmeal in the recipe. It is a dazzler, one I am serving at a dinner party tonight. This is an easy one, and anyone who loves strawberry shortcake must try this.


One other thing: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELINE!!!

Now, back to your regularly scheduled barroom chatter...
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Ahem. Thank you dear brother.

Still pouring here. Damn rain. :cool:
 
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