which one of u girls knows how to deep throat

[bperkins]

if ur as talented as u think then reply

 

[Bert Notorius]

if ur as talented as u think then reply

I guess that's nobody. Maybe you phrased it wrong.

 

[JustSkye]

It's the gherkin guy!

 

[MNGuy]

<Gets ready to take names.>

 

[Bert Notorius]

It's the gherkin guy!

Hell, I could throat a gherkin, if it's a baby- but I hates the pickle, and they're all bumpy.

 

[iluvyou3638]

i'm pretty awesome at it.

*flexes*

 

[velvet_crush]

I'm really good at hiding in the shadows and whispering national secrets in your ear.

 

[hogjack]

if ur this dum fer reel i is scared fer u safeT

 

[LotusDreamer]

Hell, I could throat a gherkin, if it's a baby- but I hates the pickle, and they're all bumpy.

Texture, vato, texture.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Texture, vato, texture.

If a green, bumpy penis is your thing...

 

[morewickedfun]

My great uncle Will has a deep throat. He could stick all kinds of things down his throat. He used to do this at family get togethers. He'd take a vase and sick it down his throat to prove that he didn't have a gag reflex. The vase would come out intact and slimy and he never gagged once.
Then one year all hell broke loose. He got a throat infection and had his tonsils removed. Next thing we knew he was putting whole goats down his throat. Yep, never once gagged.
Last I heard he ran off to join some circus show.
Good man my great uncle Will.

 

[LotusDreamer]

If a green, bumpy penis is your thing...

Green condoms ribbed for her pleasure.

 

[hogjack]

My great uncle Will has a deep throat. He could stick all kinds of things down his throat. He used to do this at family get togethers. He'd take a vase and sick it down his throat to prove that he didn't have a gag reflex. The vase would come out intact and slimy and he never gagged once.
Then one year all hell broke loose. He got a throat infection and had his tonsils removed. Next thing we knew he was putting whole goats down his throat. Yep, never once gagged.
Last I heard he ran off to join some circus show.
Good man my great uncle Will.

You don't happen to have the name of that circus, do ya?

 

[Citra]

Texture, vato, texture.

Love that AV

 

[silver gurl]

I've got talents. But I will not say what they are.

 

[morewickedfun]

You don't happen to have the name of that circus, do ya?

Heck if i know. Something about a sun... shrugs

 

[Bert Notorius]

Green condoms ribbed for her pleasure.

That would work well for clit throat.

 

[Killswitch]

I've got talents. But I will not say what they are.

 

[hogjack]

Heck if i know. Something about a sun... shrugs

Well, if you have time make some calls. Then let me know.

I'd like to meet the man. He sounds dreamy.

 

[LotusDreamer]

Love that AV

All props go to DCL-- It's quite fitting, don'cha think?

That would work well for clit throat.

OK, you got me. I don't know what the hell clit throat is.

 

[Buttah]

There's a girl at the last place I worked that would deep throat a banana by request. I can try to hook you up.

 

[BollockHeadsGrl]

I do but I don't think BH will be happy with me spreading the word

 

[hogjack]

There's a girl at the last place I worked that would deep throat a banana by request.

I can try to hook you up.

Right, like I want to hit on a banana.

After we did the "thing" what would we talk about? Huh?

 

[Bert Notorius]

OK, you got me. I don't know what the hell clit throat is.

You haven't seen Deep Throat, have you?

 

[firespin]

Right, like I want to hit on a banana.

If the fruit fits...