Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

I cannot abide Fawlty Towers!! kay?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I cannot abide Fawlty Towers!! kay?

It's okay. I bet it's a lot funnier to americans. Ever seen "A Fish Called Wanda" or "Fierce Creatures?"

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Seen the first one but not Fierce creatures ...... I don't like farce or what I call embarrassing humour. Lot of people over here love Only Fools and horses and One foot in the Grave but I will walk out of the room if Ron puts them on

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Seen the first one but not Fierce creatures ...... I don't like farce or what I call embarrassing humour. Lot of people over here love Only Fools and horses and One foot in the Grave but I will walk out of the room if Ron puts them on

Fierce Creatures is just as good. Same cast, but different characters and plot and situation. Highly recommend it IF you liked Fish Called Wanda.

But meanwhile, darlin', you just come sit over here next to me and tell me what you love.

Don't mind me. Just ...um... adjusting your neckline. It was crooked. Or something.

bj

 

[sassynyc]

Did someone say FERRET?

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects
My sense of smell
I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill
Slyly eyeing his upper nostril
If he jumps inside there too
I really won't know what to do
I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo
A nasal zoo
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
And what is worse it constantly explodes
Ferrets don't explode you say
But it happened nine times yesterday
And I should know 'cause each time
I was standing in the way
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose

Man, Cheffalove, that is obscure! You must be a true fan.

I counter with this.

bj

i so love the random bits of weirdness that pop up on this thread
perfectly timed.....i needed the laugh.

bj, the nick name Cheffalove inspired a slew of monikers for Cheffy
Chef-Lo
Chef Luva
Chef Zilly
C-Zilla
Cee Z
(Ceelo is already taken....nuthin' but originals for Cheffy)

*street cred sold separately*

whaddaya think?

 

[Anschul]

Speaking of little bits of weirdness, obscure, and Monty Python, here's just one more, just in case you haven't had enough. It's one of my faves, and this is, after all, a porn site...

SEX EDUCATION

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Fierce Creatures is just as good. Same cast, but different characters and plot and situation. Highly recommend it IF you liked Fish Called Wanda.

But meanwhile, darlin', you just come sit over here next to me and tell me what you love.

Don't mind me. Just ...um... adjusting your neckline. It was crooked. Or something.

bj

I'm erm finding it very hard to concentrate for some reason *gulps rapidly downs a straight tequila and holds Chevvies hand tight while i get errm adjusted* You will stay won't you for my adjustment?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

shit! crazy drama! must miss the rest of this fabu party. off til tomorrow.

bj

 

[loststar]

All the britsh humor has me laughing uncontrolably, and all the car talk has me giggling like the school girl that I still am... just wanted to let you all know I adore you, and to show appreiaction I shall be dancing on the bar all afternoon and on into the evening

 

[Homburg]

There is something deeply satisfying about bleeding from the claw marks you received from making her come that hard.

And I will totally keep up the car talk if it keeps lostar giggling. Giggling is sexy.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

There is something deeply satisfying about bleeding from the claw marks you received from making her come that hard.

And I will totally keep up the car talk if it keeps lostar giggling. Giggling is sexy.

*Sigh* Don't know when I will come again

 

[Homburg]

*Sigh* Don't know when I will come again

You do know that they have devices to help with that. Little handheld things that will make you feel like the bedsheets are crawling up your bum. Arm yourself! Take control of your sexual destiny!

 

[Shankara20]

I like mine pierced and shaved.

this is not a pinata

ohai I hear you're an attention whore. Is it true? Wanna join my exclusive club?

is the club song still from Tommy?


"See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
See me, feel me, touch me, healme, heal me, heal me"

 

[Anschul]

Shank, OUCH!! (just an aside)

Just posted, in time for the weekend, recipes to make your own after-dinner drinks, Amaretto DiSaronno, Grand Marnier, and Bailey's Irish Cream. No particular reason, just because I felt like it.

I'm thinking Mexican tonight, I've got a big pot of Chicken Mole on the stove, some chicken and bean enchiladas in the oven, and a big pot of saffron and tomato rice. El Sol cerveza and lots of tequila.

isalud! Mangia!

 

[Shankara20]

Shank, OUCH!! (just an aside)

then again about the "not a pinata" thingie....

 

[loststar]

CHICKEN MOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hip hip hurray!!!!!!!!
chef I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHICKEN MOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



oh and more car talk pleaseeeeeeee

 

[The_Fool]

CHICKEN MOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hip hip hurray!!!!!!!!
chef I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHICKEN MOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



oh and more car talk pleaseeeeeeee

Maybe it's cars, maybe it's not. I can't figure it out.

Buddy Guy's Sweet Tea is blaring in the background...



What makes the road look so shiny at night
in the gleam of bright white headlights?

something to be said
to savoring the sound
of that engine as it rumbles
restless in the nighttime
moonless night
giddy at the danger
driving as fast
as headlight beams
sprint forward
to escape the machine menace
that threatens all in its path
an illusion of control
knowing the next curve
in the road offers danger
lack of control
as the tires break
and moan
until they catch on the pavement
power on through.

 

[loststar]

ooooooooooo
I dont know how you classifiy it
but I like it

le sigh, le purrrr

 

[Anschul]

Why Shiny, you wrote me a poem!!
Where were you when I was single and in Kansas?


And to The Fool, This One's for you... Happy UNbirthday!!!

CHICKEN MOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hip hip hurray!!!!!!!!
chef I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHICKEN MOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



oh and more car talk pleaseeeeeeee

Maybe it's cars, maybe it's not. I can't figure it out.

Buddy Guy's Sweet Tea is blaring in the background...



What makes the road look so shiny at night
in the gleam of bright white headlights?

something to be said
to savoring the sound
of that engine as it rumbles
restless in the nighttime
moonless night
giddy at the danger
driving as fast
as headlight beams
sprint forward
to escape the machine menace
that threatens all in its path
an illusion of control
knowing the next curve
in the road offers danger
lack of control
as the tires break
and moan
until they catch on the pavement
power on through.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*slides in quietly, soaking up the happy chatter in the bistro like healing waters*

cheffamoury, you've made the little star so happy with the meskin food, but for me, could you just slide a little fruit and cheese and good bread onto a plate?

who's good with a flogger around here? I need my attitude adjusted.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You do know that they have devices to help with that. Little handheld things that will make you feel like the bedsheets are crawling up your bum. Arm yourself! Take control of your sexual destiny!

Little buzzy things are no good I need one hell of a buzzzzzzzzzzzz and added help in other quarters doing it alone takes forever and then it dont always happen which makes it worse than ever.

Anyway I need cheering up went to see Ron in hosp and his Ex and his son turned up stayed the whole damn time though I kept dropping hints like lead balloons that we wanted at least half an hour alone. Then Ron wanted to get back into bed so I was helping him lift his bad leg in and they said noooooo Annie you not doing it right and his son pushed me out of the way ... afraid I broke down then. They got no rightttttttt I am his wife now

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Little buzzy things are no good I need one hell of a buzzzzzzzzzzzz and added help in other quarters doing it alone takes forever and then it dont always happen which makes it worse than ever.

Anyway I need cheering up went to see Ron in hosp and his Ex and his son turned up stayed the whole damn time though I kept dropping hints like lead balloons that we wanted at least half an hour alone. Then Ron wanted to get back into bed so I was helping him lift his bad leg in and they said noooooo Annie you not doing it right and his son pushed me out of the way ... afraid I broke down then. They got no rightttttttt I am his wife now

Gods, sweetie, I'm so sorry you're having to go through that. Situations like this suck on every possible level, from the purely physical to the emotional pain. Sounds like you're going to have to get your Attitude on to get what you need. I was visiting a friend recently and ended up in a similar situation, where I couldn't get any time alone with him. In retrospect I wish I'd been really forthright and insisted on it.

Maybe it's some comfort that pretty soon you'll truly have him all to yourself once again. How long are they saying he'll have to stay?

bj

eta: I just know it would make you feel much better if you posted pictures of your boobs.
I am such a helpful and compassionate person.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I friggin' love this song, and at least one other person in the bistro knows who Cee-Lo is, so that's enough of an excuse. That and the sentiment, simple and appropriate on so many levels:

Call me
when you want me to come
I'll be around.

I know it's neither jazz nor opera, but I'm just a rebel that way. Personally, I'm groovin' like a bad mutha in the shop to this one today. It's a fine, nasty little beat.

mm. mm-mm-MM.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

He should be out Monday then I suppose he will keep me off the computer .... he doesn't approve lol he's the sort of man who craves company whereas I enjoy my own company more than anyone elses even his.
This is as much boob as you will see lol I don't flash nipples except sunbathing topless in the Med lol

 

[unpredictablebijou]

He should be out Monday then I suppose he will keep me off the computer .... he doesn't approve lol he's the sort of man who craves company whereas I enjoy my own company more than anyone elses even his.
This is as much boob as you will see lol I don't flash nipples except sunbathing topless in the Med lol

*looks up "Med", books flight*