Isolated Blurt Thread

[cloudy]

Real friends will come get you out of jail.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

What is to be done with people who confuse pretension for art?

 

[Belegon]

Real friends will come get you out of jail.

AGAIN? Jeez, the people at Aladdin Bail Bonds are starting to assign me ringtones...

 

[cloudy]

AGAIN? Jeez, the people at Aladdin Bail Bonds are starting to assign me ringtones...

Not me this time, but a friend of mine.

 

[damppanties]

It doesn't matter. They're just words.

Colon parenthesis.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

No more trouble in my soul
No more time to make me whole
So today I try to tell you
I'll be on my way

Show me where the answers lives
Show me where the truth forgives
In my head I've tried to reason
I'll be on my way

Some say, the road is clear
Some say, confront your fears...

 

[FatDino]

If only they accept sexual favors as a payment...


$2,000 just conveniently flew right out of my pocket.


I'm broke.


Okay, maybe not, but I'm sad anyway.

 

[Tarakin]

Allergies are destroying my voice. I can barely talk, and I sure as hell can't sing.

If only they accept sexual favors as a payment...


$2,000 just conveniently flew right out of my pocket.


I'm broke.


Okay, maybe not, but I'm sad anyway.

* Hugs *

i fucking hate shitty little students who waste my time by handing in completely plagerised essays. Do they really think I can't spot doctorate level analysis in a first year essay

I know this stuff. I get them sometimes with things missing in the middle (they don't need long works at my level, so they cut things out), and then they aren't plagiarized only, but without sense on top. Sigh...

 

[impressive]

1.

2. k.d. lang has no lips ... but, damn, that voice *swoon*

3. Bleh.

4. Double bleh.

5. Why do I have to get news/info by overhearing it?

 

[FatDino]

Unrelated:

Shut up. SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

It's selfish, it's rude and disgusting as hell!

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Why do I have to get news/info by overhearing it?

"If the news is important enough, it will find me."

 

[matriarch]

To my brain/head/body:

You KNOW I went 32 hours without sleep; you know we all endured a 3 hour drive in a horrendous storm, a 2 hour wait at the airport, a 1 hour delay on the tarmac, a 9 hour flight where none of us got any sleep, and another 3 1/2 hours of travelling before we got home, and another 8 hours before I finally decided to go to bed. I know it was hard on you all, collectively it was hard on me.

So why, now that we all have the chance to sleep forever, DO YOU ALL INSIST ON WAKING ME UP EVERY FREAKIN' HOUR SINCE I WENT TO BED? HUH? HUH?

It makes no sense. I feel worse now than when we went to bed. We'll all feel better for 6,7,8, maybe even 9 hours of interrupted sleep, so WTF is going on?

*exasperated and resorting to tea and cookies at 2 in the morning*.

 

[damppanties]

Unrelated:

Shut up. SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

It's selfish, it's rude and disgusting as hell!

Sorry.

 

[Misty_Morning]

.....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I shouldn't miss you but I do. I'm glad you crossed an ocean even if it was because of sad things.

 

[rgraham666]

Hi Red.

My blurt: All my IM buddies have disappeared.

 

[FatDino]

My dinner. *cries*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hi Red.

My blurt: All my IM buddies have disappeared.

Good evening Rob.

 

[rgraham666]

How's you?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

How's you?

I'm okay. Heading out though, time for Top Chef.

 

[rgraham666]

I'm okay. Heading out though, time for Top Chef.

Sounds good. Have fun.

 

[TE999]

I'm okay. Heading out though, time for Top Chef.

Hi Red! Is that a tv show?

Good to see you sweetie.

 

[The_Fool]

Random Thought: Red has nice boobs...

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

My dinner. *cries*

Oh no! Just not your day.

 

[Guest]

Random Thought: Red has nice boobs...

You should see 'em in person.



(They are very nice. So is Red.)