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This is in the local news tonight.
Car carrying nude couple runs off road, hits sign
By JIM REEDER
Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
A car carrying a nude couple smashed a road sign and struck a utility pole north of Fort Pierce Friday night, according to a St. Lucie sheriff's report.
Megan Marie Douglas, 18, of Fort Pierce, who told St. Lucie County sheriff's deputies the two had just had sex, was charged with drug possession and driving under the influence, according to the report. She told officers she drank three or four beers before the Toyota Highlander went off the road at U.S. 1 and 25th Street.
Marijuana was found in her purse, and she said she deals in marijuana, according to the report.
She and Robert Van Hooser Jr., who was not charged, were treated and released from Lawnwood Regional Medical Center & Heart Institute. She was released later on $13,500 bond.
And now,
Can you see this guy trying to explain this to his wife?
Nude made cleans up good, steals $40K worth of jewelry
TAMPA, Fla. — A nude maid cleaned up good at a Tampa Bay area man's home.
The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 worth of jewelry from the home despite not wearing any clothes.
The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his home.
Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.
Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.
When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered the jewelry missing from their bedroom.
Police are investigating.
Hey, so I'm looking for some humor this evening.
Cat
Car carrying nude couple runs off road, hits sign
By JIM REEDER
Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
A car carrying a nude couple smashed a road sign and struck a utility pole north of Fort Pierce Friday night, according to a St. Lucie sheriff's report.
Megan Marie Douglas, 18, of Fort Pierce, who told St. Lucie County sheriff's deputies the two had just had sex, was charged with drug possession and driving under the influence, according to the report. She told officers she drank three or four beers before the Toyota Highlander went off the road at U.S. 1 and 25th Street.
Marijuana was found in her purse, and she said she deals in marijuana, according to the report.
She and Robert Van Hooser Jr., who was not charged, were treated and released from Lawnwood Regional Medical Center & Heart Institute. She was released later on $13,500 bond.
And now,
Can you see this guy trying to explain this to his wife?
Nude made cleans up good, steals $40K worth of jewelry
TAMPA, Fla. — A nude maid cleaned up good at a Tampa Bay area man's home.
The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 worth of jewelry from the home despite not wearing any clothes.
The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his home.
Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.
Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.
When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered the jewelry missing from their bedroom.
Police are investigating.
Hey, so I'm looking for some humor this evening.
Cat
