Help!! I've fallen and can't reach my vibrator .... or internet.

[Lisa Denton]

Eeeeeeeek!!!

HI everbody!!!!!!!

I didn't really fall but them meanies at the internet has cut me off!!!

It was just a lil misunderstanding, they thought I was gonna send them some money, and the phone was'nt working, so I told them to get fucked, and they totally took it the wrong way.

Anyways, forget that, what I wanted to say was:

Hi everbody!!!

Except for them two fuckers who is on ignore, of course, but hi everbody else!!

See ya, I gotta go. I am on a lil laptop with a tiny keyboard that keeps doing wrong stuffs, at a friends who has internet. I hope to get back online as soon as I kick the telephone/internet peoples butts, or maybe as soon as pigs fly, one or the other, or both, or maybe somethin else, I dunno.

But I miss ya'll and wanted to say hi.

See ya, Lisa.

Over and out.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Hey Lisa,

Check with SSSarahh about inventive ways to use library internet. She's an expert.

 

[Guest]

Lisa baby! Been wondering about you!

(Um, yeah - we had internet issues, too. See the how-to story in my sig. My sympathies, love.)

Hope you get things working soon!

 

[rgraham666]

Hi Lisa. Been wondering how you were doing.

Seems like your usual spunky self.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Oh fuck, this thing is broken, or something.

Also very hot, not in a good way. I better quit before it starts smokin.

 

[S-Des]

Vibrator.....internet

Vibrator.....internet

I'd say keep going for the vibrator. The internet is too frustrating.

 

[jomar]

Hello! Nice to see you. The Phoenix Mars lander appears to have successfully landed, in case your cable is out too.

 

[cloudy]

Miss you, darlin'.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hi, Lisa. It's nice to see your purty face and the crotch of your panties again.

 

[MagicaPractica]

*sigh* I was having a really sucky, horrible, no good day and there is a post from Lisa. My day is better.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Hi, Lisa.

 

[R. Richard]

Hi Lisa.

 

[fifty5]

Oh for the long lost days when there were small, local ISPs who cared about their customers...

 

[Guest]

Oh for the long lost days when there were small, local ISPs who cared about their customers...

Don't get me started.

 

[fifty5]

Don't get me started.

Nor me about our most recent takeover by Virgin. It's much too long a sob story!

 

[Guest]

Nor me about our most recent takeover by Virgin. It's much too long a sob story!

 

[TxRad]

Dear Lisa

I'm glad to hear that you have found your way back to us from the maze of technical difficulties as well as financial boo boo's that are becoming all to common for real people. Well, people who have real lives anyway. You have to have a real life now that there is no Internet, right? I was depraved, uh, deprived of the Internet for a whole month once and it was not pretty, believe me.

Now, about this vibrator/ Internet thing. Please try and remember that you get on the Internet and off with the vibrator. Confusing these two facts can be hazardous to your health and detrimental to the world wide web and all sane people in the world, whoever they may be.

I hope you are using a laptop and not the vibrator on your friends Internet connection. If we have an earthquake in Texas because of you, I will hunt you down and spank those pretty white draws.

Sincerely, your buddy

Tx

Hi Lisa

 

[TE999]

First you was here and I wasn't, now I is here and you isn't.

So when you do come back, and I isn't here:

Hi Lisa!!

 

[fifty5]

Yeah - I got distracted by a hobby horse...

Good to see you back, Lisa!