Ladies, will you please stop!

[Semler]

1) Stop sending me unsolicited PM's showing me your goods.

2) If your between the ages of 18 and 80, forget it, I won't even reply.

3) I am not interested in a cybersex/phonesex "quickie" with some girl I don't know.

4) I will not be your daddy, Dom or whatever else your twisted little mind comes up with.

5) There is no argument that will convince me of having anything sexual to do with you.

So please ladies, enough is enough!

/sarcasm

 

[kiba]

1) Stop sending me unsolicited PM's showing me your goods.

2) If your between the ages of 18 and 80, forget it, I won't even reply.

3) I am not interested in a cybersex/phonesex "quickie" with some girl I don't know.

4) I will not be your daddy, Dom or whatever else your twisted little mind comes up with.

5) There is no argument that will convince me of having anything sexual to do with you.

So please ladies, enough is enough!

/sarcasm

about time

 

[dawn_of_night]

so that's like making love (in a very vanillia way) to a 83 year old woman, (probabbly a virgin) who has been living at the convent with her sisters for the past 65 years.....

right?

i think i know her! let me get you her number


oooho.

PS Bumps and grinds babe

 

[muzicbaby]

Oh you poor baby. I'm sure all those nasty messages really push some buttons.

 

[mayicumnow]

im sorry

1) Stop sending me unsolicited PM's showing me your goods.

2) If your between the ages of 18 and 80, forget it, I won't even reply.

3) I am not interested in a cybersex/phonesex "quickie" with some girl I don't know.

4) I will not be your daddy, Dom or whatever else your twisted little mind comes up with.

5) There is no argument that will convince me of having anything sexual to do with you.

So please ladies, enough is enough!

/sarcasm

I'm sorry! I can't help it! Your avatar made me do it!

 

[tammytoodles]

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