Sideways??? How the fuck???
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Nirvanadragones
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There's hidden symbolic meaning in there somewhere . . . . I'm just not sure what it is. 
drksideofthemoon
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I know I was stressed out when I got dressed this morning and in a hell of a hurry, but how the hell did I manage to put my panties on sideways?
The gusset is over my left hip.
Now, that takes true talent....
TE999
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I know I was stressed out when I got dressed this morning and in a hell of a hurry, but how the hell did I manage to put my panties on sideways?
The gusset is over my left hip.
I'm not going to ask about your bra...
starrkers
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It's amazing what you can do when you're flustered and in a rush
Explanation: The kids were off school today due to a teachers' strike and we all slept in. Our small terrier got hit by a car about the time we're usually heading to the bus stop. We had to do a rush trip 20 miles to the vet.
Dog is OK, missing skin and very sore, but no broken bones or internal damage.
Explanation: The kids were off school today due to a teachers' strike and we all slept in. Our small terrier got hit by a car about the time we're usually heading to the bus stop. We had to do a rush trip 20 miles to the vet.
Dog is OK, missing skin and very sore, but no broken bones or internal damage.
TE999
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It's amazing what you can do when you're flustered and in a rush
Explanation: The kids were off school today due to a teachers' strike and we all slept in. Our small terrier got hit by a car about the time we're usually heading to the bus stop. We had to do a rush trip 20 miles to the vet.
Dog is OK, missing skin and very sore, but no broken bones or internal damage.
Awwww...poor little guy. I'm glad he's okay.
I'm off to bed starr--take care darlin'.
See ya tomorrow.
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damppanties
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New word. Had to dictionary it.
given your name, you should be intimate with the word
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I'm impressed
Best I ever managed was a thong back to front. It felt really good, though...
Best I ever managed was a thong back to front. It felt really good, though...
given your name, you should be intimate with the word
She's got a short memory... I remember when she wanted a new Lit name and someone (no names) came up with 'gushing_gusset'.
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My recommendation is to just toss the panties, Commando rules.
Zada,
i have this design for a pair of pearl panties that you might just fall in love with.
And last but by far not the least. We're not allowing any changes to our beloved Dampy, name or otherwise.
My recommendation is to just toss the panties, Commando rules.
Zada,
i have this design for a pair of pearl panties that you might just fall in love with.
And last but by far not the least. We're not allowing any changes to our beloved Dampy, name or otherwise.
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I had to look up gusset, too.
Sorry about your day so far, starrkers, but awfully glad puppy is okay!
Sorry about your day so far, starrkers, but awfully glad puppy is okay!
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I am amazed that so many women don't know what a gusset is...
Yes, two is a lot
Yes, two is a lot
damppanties
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given your name, you should be intimate with the word
Ah, well. No names? No names?! Come on, who was it?
And yes, I have got a sorry memory.
Hehe. I managed to change to Dampy.And last but by far not the least. We're not allowing any changes to our beloved Dampy, name or otherwise.
Good, good.I had to look up gusset, too.
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I know I was stressed out when I got dressed this morning and in a hell of a hurry, but how the hell did I manage to put my panties on sideways?
The gusset is over my left hip.
photographic proof? it'd be so 'kin funny!
does it chafe?
starrkers
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No evidence. I was too flabbergasted to even contemplate photos!photographic proof? it'd be so 'kin funny!
does it chafe?
Not chafe, no, but a tad odd feeling - knda like when the elastic's thinking about failing on one side...
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It took the entire thread before I understood what really happened. Did hubby happen to see, by any chance? If Hot Mama did that, I'd be giggling all day.
Glad to hear pup's okay. Terriers are such tough little buggers I'm surprised he didn't get back up, go chase the car down and beat seven kinds of Hell out of the driver.
Glad to hear pup's okay. Terriers are such tough little buggers I'm surprised he didn't get back up, go chase the car down and beat seven kinds of Hell out of the driver.
starrkers
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No, hubby was away at a trade day all day, missed all the excitement.The terrier's tough all right, managed to crack thebumper (fender?) on a new Toyota Camry.
He's feeling worse for wear today though. One back leg folds after he's been on it for more than five minutes.
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scheherazade_79
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My recommendation is to just toss the panties, Commando rules.
Zada,
i have this design for a pair of pearl panties that you might just fall in love with.
And last but by far not the least. We're not allowing any changes to our beloved Dampy, name or otherwise.
Where do the pearls go?
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