carsonshepherd
comeback kid
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- Jan 24, 2004
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it's so peaceful around here when you have half the board on iggy. 
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*sigh*
It isn't fair...
Heh. I want a lot of things...i thought u wanted me to take u somewhere more private????![]()
*beeeeeeep*carsonshepherd said:it's so peaceful around here when you have half the board on iggy.![]()
*beeeeeeep*
This is a test of the National Board of Ignored Persons.
Repeat, this is only a test.
*beeeeeeep*
So if Carson doesn't respond to me, does that mean I'm on ignore? And I can say stuff about him?
Like, I heard he would rather eat a plate of spinach than a slice of carrot cake. And that he has days of the week underwear.
Okay, I got another haircut. Thankfully this one turned out much better than the last one. There was no blood, either. My ears remain unscathed.
Except, someone has got to address this whole "talk while you cut" thing that goes on. It makes me really uncomfortable. How am I supposed to say witty and interesting things as someone yields pointy objects near my eyes whilst my nose itches? How?
I need to talk to you.
*beeeeeeep*
This is a test of the National Board of Ignored Persons.
Repeat, this is only a test.
*beeeeeeep*
So if Carson doesn't respond to me, does that mean I'm on ignore? And I can say stuff about him?
Like, I heard he would rather eat a plate of spinach than a slice of carrot cake. And that he has days of the week underwear.
Okay, I got another haircut. Thankfully this one turned out much better than the last one. There was no blood, either. My ears remain unscathed.
Except, someone has got to address this whole "talk while you cut" thing that goes on. It makes me really uncomfortable. How am I supposed to say witty and interesting things as someone yields pointy objects near my eyes whilst my nose itches? How?
No.
Am I in...*whispers* trouble? *gulp*
Do I need to tell someone where I'll be in case I go missing?
Nah, Bluebell, she's one of the sweetest talker-to-ers in the world!
Am I in...*whispers* trouble? *gulp*
Do I need to tell someone where I'll be in case I go missing?
Nah, Bluebell, she's one of the sweetest talker-to-ers in the world!
Nah, Bluebell, she's one of the sweetest talker-to-ers in the world!
Am I in...*whispers* trouble? *gulp*
Do I need to tell someone where I'll be in case I go missing?
Oh yeah, baby. One for one.*Water SPEW*
Right you are, my dear Stellyweather. Right you are.Stella_Omega said:Nah, Bluebell, she's one of the sweetest talker-to-ers in the world!
*grumpy glare*Right you are, my dear Stellyweather. Right you are.
Just don't spread it around, she likes people to believe she's acquired some sort of tough street cred.![]()
it's so peaceful around here when you have half the board on iggy.![]()
*beeeeeeep*
This is a test of the National Board of Ignored Persons.
Repeat, this is only a test.
*beeeeeeep*
So if Carson doesn't respond to me, does that mean I'm on ignore? And I can say stuff about him?
Like, I heard he would rather eat a plate of spinach than a slice of carrot cake. And that he has days of the week underwear.
Okay, I got another haircut. Thankfully this one turned out much better than the last one. There was no blood, either. My ears remain unscathed.
Except, someone has got to address this whole "talk while you cut" thing that goes on. It makes me really uncomfortable. How am I supposed to say witty and interesting things as someone yields pointy objects near my eyes whilst my nose itches? How?
Commando Carson.I don't wear underwear.
It's official. I hate Victoria's Day.
Fuck this long weekend. Fuck great-weather-for-a-holiday. Fuck the fireworks. Fuck everyone else's joy and laughter. Fuck you all.
Fuck this emptiness within me.