Solar-Powered Bra

[R. Richard]

OK, I didn't read the article about the solar-powered bra. However, I want to to the advertising copy!

Ladies, do yo' tits be too small? Pump them puppies up with the solar-powered bra! Yes, the energy of the sun can make you into lady bountiful! Don't be talking to me 'bout no old fashioned push up bra, this be the wave of the future. No fake padding, no uncomfortable wires, just the natural rays of the sun. When yo' boyfriend tell you, "I gots to go with Ruby, 'cause she gots big tits." You just tell tell the mofo, "I gots the solar-powered bra and I gonna leave ol' Ruby in the shade, you catch my drift." Be losin' the silicon and go for solar power! They be up!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Dude! Where's the link? This we gotta see.

 

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Solar Powered Bra

 

[voluptuary_manque]

"A spokeswoman for the bra's maker said she hopes to send a message that lingerie can save the planet. "

ROFLMAO!

Lack of lingerie would save even more.

 

[R. Richard]

OK, waddya think people? Is my ad too subtle? Mabe I shudda let it get a bit more naural?

 

[damppanties]

OK, waddya think people? Is my ad too subtle? Mabe I shudda let it get a bit more naural?

It answered the question I had when I read the thread title -- what does that solar power do?

 

[R. Richard]

It answered the question I had when I read the thread title -- what does that solar power do?

Not too bad for a guy who never read the article, eh?

 

[damppanties]

Not too bad for a guy who never read the article, eh?

Not bad at all.