JagFarlane
Gone Hiking
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*sigh* Just waiting for my date to pick me up.I hope he can afford the gas for a plane.
Yup jet fuel ain't cheap...cept when its on the governments tab

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*sigh* Just waiting for my date to pick me up.I hope he can afford the gas for a plane.
Good heavens! I'm getting the impression that I should have asked for character references before I accepted a date from this guy. He just called and said he was late due to a slight problem with the plane's engine. *sigh*
Two questions:
(1) Can I wear a different theme?
and
(2) Does this tiara make my head look fat?
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/uglydress_1996_1603504
Need a quick pickup lass?
So long as it's Prom-ish. The "Gypsy" theme is optional, but prom attire of some sort is required. Otherwise you'll be having a chat with one of the chaperones. They're very strict.Two questions:
(1) Can I wear a different theme?
Hmmmm we'll just have to make this fast to get ya to the party then...how bout this?
[my all time favorite plane hehe Mach 3+ baaaby!]
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/Lockheed_SR-71_Blackbird.jpg/765px-Lockheed_SR-71_Blackbird.jpg
*With a heart-pounding roar, the twin radials on the Grumman throttle back, temporarily drowning out the band. The twin props stir up dust, throwing it all over the parked cars in the student lot and blowing the skirts up on all unwary ladies. Once all is quiet, V_M gallantly opens the side door, lowering the stairway so that MagicaPractica can regally descend to the front door and sweep by Ms. Vermillion and out onto the dance floor.
Did someone call?
Hmmm, let me check with my date.
Miss V isn't any more. Two bottles of Dom Perignon '53 solved that problem.
Poor guy.
May I have the next after Jag?
*Prepares to slip the band a substantial tip*
Magic, my dear, I admit to a low taste in dance music. Without proper guidance I'm likely to have them play "Surfin Safari" or "The Lion Sleeps Tonight". What is your pleasure?
Louie the accordion player (and leader) loves "Lion Sleeps Tonight." No good to dance to, but that's Louie.I admit to a low taste in dance music. Without proper guidance I'm likely to have them play "Surfin Safari" or "The Lion Sleeps Tonight".
Oh, anything at all. I'm a lover of music, not particular genres.![]()
*Slips fat envelope to the band leader*
Then let there be Beach Boys!
*Slips fat envelope to the band leader*
Then let there be Beach Boys!
Well, that would definitely fill both her arms.
Dance? Would be my pleasure.![]()
*twirls Magica around to the music of*...
Oh, baby, whole lotta shakin' goin' on! Have I told you yet what that maroon does for your hair and eyes? I'm going to to have our photo blown up and hung over the sideboard in the formal dining room in dad's restaurant. You are simply stunning tonight.