Bistro Bijou

[Angeline]

I have a cool story. My daughter is a huge fan of this band My Chemical Romance. I know nothing about them, of course, given that I like um Buffalo Springfield and Lester Young. But it's turns out that one of the band members is the son of a woman I knew years ago. And this woman is still in contact with a good friend of mine. So my daughter writes this guy a letter, where she tell him she loves the band and that she has been through a lot (and she has; my divorce was very hard on both my kids). Anyway, my friend found out and told the guy's mom and he wrote back to her on the back of a VIP pass that she can use to see a show from backstage and meet them in NYC. She is over the moon about it and I am very happy for her. Is that cool or what?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

That is so fantastic and I am so happy for her and it's such a lovely thing for him to do. Please tell us how she got on

 

[Angeline]

That is so fantastic and I am so happy for her and it's such a lovely thing for him to do. Please tell us how she got on

I will indeed. I'm sure I'll have a blow-by-blow description as she is calling me every ten mintues to tell me something new about it lol.

 

[Shankara20]

I prefer to think of it as being exacting, or selective, or having high standards.

bj

well I sure hope the content of the package going into the mail in the morning meets your standards see

 

[Anschul]

Are you aware that there is as much sugar in sperm as there is in glucose? soooooo as I am taking this diet seriously to the point of making my own burgers tonight, I have told himself he is out of luck .....

Isn't a Burger sort of a Mayor? Or is that in some other country? Are you really "making" a burger? Besides, if you don't swallow, you don't get the calories. Right?

 

[Shankara20]

Current Fridge Poetry Challenges:
The Taste of Absinthe
Rope Bondage
Possums!
Testicular poetry
Poetry that cures pneumonia

I love the Bistro, I lurk all the time but seldom post - I'm poetry challenged
*shutter*
there

I said IT!!!! Poetry challenged I am.
Read it - create it - can't do so much - nope

When I read this Pearls Before Swine I just knew I needed to out myself here.

http://iampix.bmezine.com/w/p/adj0nq/wntvvv97.jpg​

there it is - please don't hate me , please let me stay around

please

 

[Anschul]

I love the Bistro, I lurk all the time but seldom post - I'm poetry challenged
*shutter*
there

I said IT!!!! Poetry challenged I am.
Read it - create it - can't do so much - nope

When I read this Pearls Before Swine I just knew I needed to out myself here.

http://iampix.bmezine.com/w/p/adj0nq/wntvvv97.jpg​

there it is - please don't hate me , please let me stay around

please

Please do not go away. Your wisdom is always welcome here.
A wise man once said: "None is so wise as the man who knows his limitations."

...Dirty Harry​

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Whew! The Bistro's been hoppin' since I took off last night!

<ingenuous mode>Do girls get those too?</ingenuous mode>

Well we do get awful sore, under the right circumstances. The right ones.

Put these two together and Holy Shit.

Sounds like the seeds for my next erotic story. Angeline meets Tzara and I get to watch.

Virginia Beach is great. I may have reported this before, but I actually own a townhouse in Chincoteague, VA, facing a salt marsh and the Assateague lighthouse.

See, I told you I could find a way to spin this positively. I might even buy a suit (don't actually own one, other than a tux.

Chincoteague? O MAN! I've wanted to go there since I was a kid. Do they still have the wild Chincoteague ponies there?

I own a tux.

Do you now? That's about the third or fourth reason just today for me to make some calls on the princess phone.

How about a man out of his tux?

And by the way, T-Zed, most of us here DO look at you and think, "Bond, James Bond", especially BJ

And here I try so hard to keep my crushes to myself. Busted. I've never been known for my subtlety. Except its lack, of course.

1. Best pie?
Apple Crumble - hot and a la mode
2. Age you lost your virginity?
I didn't lose it. I know exactly where I put it (I was 17)
3. Celebrity you're embarrassed to admit you're hot for?
Kevin Federline
4. Inanimate objects you've had sex with?
I call it the orgasmatron... A dong with rotating tip, beads that roll around the shaft and a bunny... uhmm whew.
5. What inanimate objects have you damaged or otherwise broken in that manner?
The orgasmatron met its demise not rolicking in hot, wet pussy (as you may expect) but when I tried to change the batteries ... I still mourn

That is a sad story. I got a chance to test-drive one of those once. I decided it was NOT a good idea for me to own one. I'd never get a damn thing done.

I believe it said Harley Davidson on the side, and had a pull-starter. Vrooom.

Are you aware that there is as much sugar in sperm as there is in glucose? soooooo as I am taking this diet seriously to the point of making my own burgers tonight, I have told himself he is out of luck .....

Well, yes, it's about 60 calories a teaspoon. However, there are benefits that very much outweigh that, including the protein content. And you'll undoubtedly work those calories right off again, if you're doing it right.

Anschul has a point too - one doesn't need to swallow. Facials are always nice.

Always.
Very.
Nice.

I have a cool story. My daughter is a huge fan of this band My Chemical Romance. I know nothing about them, of course, given that I like um Buffalo Springfield and Lester Young. But it's turns out that one of the band members is the son of a woman I knew years ago. And this woman is still in contact with a good friend of mine. So my daughter writes this guy a letter, where she tell him she loves the band and that she has been through a lot (and she has; my divorce was very hard on both my kids). Anyway, my friend found out and told the guy's mom and he wrote back to her on the back of a VIP pass that she can use to see a show from backstage and meet them in NYC. She is over the moon about it and I am very happy for her. Is that cool or what?

They are kinda neato; I'm not a huge fan but I do like me some tiny oversensitive goth boy energy.

I always get all bitter. Back when I was a goth, there wasn't much music or culture, or even a name for the disenfranchised people who got way too involved in their eyeliner.

All we had for music was Church and The The. Well, and Bauhaus of course. I remember turning out the lights and dancing around to Bela Lugosi is Dead. Made me feel so alienated and misunderstood...

well I sure hope the content of the package going into the mail in the morning meets your standards see

Oh WOOOOOOOOT!!!!

I love the Bistro, I lurk all the time but seldom post - I'm poetry challenged
*shutter*
there

I said IT!!!! Poetry challenged I am.
Read it - create it - can't do so much - nope



there it is - please don't hate me , please let me stay around

please

Babycakes, the Bistro is for EVERYBODY. Especially fabulous critters like you.

Besides, poets need inspiration, not just other poets. You can be our resident muse, okay? The Bistro doesn't have an Official Muse yet. Perhaps we've finally found one.

I remember, for example, a thread over in the BDSM area in which you asked for poetry for a particular situation. That went well, I believe. In here, you could really get us all started with something like that...

oy. *whew*
What a fabulous crowd in here today. Y'all really make my day brighter, you really do.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Isn't a Burger sort of a Mayor? Or is that in some other country? Are you really "making" a burger? Besides, if you don't swallow, you don't get the calories. Right?

Well yes but I don't think it is spelt like that and isn't it a German thing mostly? And as one old English saying goes (with added embellishments) One swallow does not a summer make ... but it sure as hell makes one guys night

Bijou don't know as I want my protein still wriggling

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Well yes but I don't think it is spelt like that and isn't it a German thing mostly? And as one old English saying goes (with added embellishments) One swallow does not a summer make ... but it sure as hell makes one guys night

Bijou don't know as I want my protein still wriggling

All of Johnny Depp's sperm are wearing tuxedos. Does that help at all?

bj

 

[champagne1982]

Are you aware that there is as much sugar in sperm as there is in glucose? soooooo as I am taking this diet seriously to the point of making my own burgers tonight, I have told himself he is out of luck .....

Only if you swallow ...http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/champagne1982/781_rifle_shooting.gif

 

[UnderYourSpell]

All of Johnny Depp's sperm are wearing tuxedos. Does that help at all?

bj

Ohhhh ohhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Tzara]

And by the way, T-Zed, most of us here DO look at you and think, "Bond, James Bond", especially BJ

Well, maybe Little Jimmy Bond:

http://www.agonyboothmedia.com/images/articles/Casino_Royale_1967/cast_jimmy.jpg

 

[Tzara]

Sounds like the seeds for my next erotic story. Angeline meets Tzara and I get to watch.

You get off on watching people playing a cage death match of Trivial Pusuit: The Music Edition?



She'd kick my butt in the Jazz category, but I think I could take her in Classical. Sixties Pop would be a toss-up.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You get off on watching people playing a cage death match of Trivial Pusuit: The Music Edition?



She'd kick my butt in the Jazz category, but I think I could take her in Classical. Sixties Pop would be a toss-up.

It's my filthy imagination and I can do whatever I like in there.

I promise not to tell you about it; you'd only be traumatized.

Maybe strip Trivial Pursuit.

bj

 

[Angeline]

You get off on watching people playing a cage death match of Trivial Pusuit: The Music Edition?



She'd kick my butt in the Jazz category, but I think I could take her in Classical. Sixties Pop would be a toss-up.

I think you could take me in Classical, too, but only cuz I suck at the names of things. My dad played classical music and opera on the old hi-fi in the dining room every day when he came home from work. He was especially fond of 20th-c symphonic. So I know a lot to hear it. Whenever I'd ask him what he was listening to, he'd make up some silly name for it. So yknow, you'd say "Stravinsky. Petrushka." and I'd say "Uh, that Puppet Song."

I was the only kid on my block who had a dad who sang Gilbert & Sullivan to her. When he was teasing me, he'd sing "I've Got a Little List" from The Mikado (one of his faves). Oh. And at bedtime he read to me from The Damon Runyan Omnibus. And people wonder why I'm warped.

Not that it was all high-brow at the Angeline house. My mother's taste ran to Theresa Brewer and Perry Como. Music. Music. Music. And of course once the Beatles came out, my dad lost the battle of the hi-fi every night. He got back at me by insisting on calling all of them George.

 

[Angeline]

It's my filthy imagination and I can do whatever I like in there.

I promise not to tell you about it; you'd only be traumatized.

Maybe strip Trivial Pursuit.

bj

Ahahahahahaha! I almost said in the above post that Bij will likely insist on Strip Trivial Pursuit. Honest!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Ahahahahahaha! I almost said in the above post that Bij will likely insist on Strip Trivial Pursuit. Honest!

Yeah, well, that was WAY cleaner than what I was actually thinking. You won't believe me, but I actually do try to behave myself.

bj

 

[Eluard]

I love the Bistro, I lurk all the time but seldom post - I'm poetry challenged
*shutter*
there

I said IT!!!! Poetry challenged I am.
Read it - create it - can't do so much - nope

When I read this Pearls Before Swine I just knew I needed to out myself here.

http://iampix.bmezine.com/w/p/adj0nq/wntvvv97.jpg​

there it is - please don't hate me , please let me stay around

please

Yeah, I feel the same way about prose.

 

[Angeline]

Yeah, well, that was WAY cleaner than what I was actually thinking. You won't believe me, but I actually do try to behave myself.

bj

Actually I do believe you. But you don't need to. Not for my sake, anyway.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Actually I do believe you. But you don't need to. Not for my sake, anyway.

Well, it would be a tricky story. You're both kinda... toppy.

And he'd want to play some aria from the Niebelungenlied and you'd want Coltrane.

I suppose *sigh* I'd have to step in and offer to be a sub for both of you. That's just how giving I am. I am such a good person.

You may regret telling me I don't need to behave...

*evil*

bj
it's not a signature. It's a philosophy.

 

[The_Fool]

The rules for Trivial Pursuit in my household have always been simple. It is everyone else against me. And I have to fill my pie twice in order to win. And yes I do still sometimes win. Unless my dad is playing. Then the rules change dramatically. And we are never allowed to be on the same team.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

The rules for Trivial Pursuit in my household have always been simple. It is everyone else against me. And I have to fill my pie twice in order to win. And yes I do still sometimes win. Unless my dad is playing. Then the rules change dramatically. And we are never allowed to be on the same team.

damn smart people. They ruin everything.

I have one at my house like that too. He's a bizarre encyclopedia.

That's why I like to play Clue.

Angeline. With the fur lined handcuffs and the leather flogger. In Chefzilla's kitchen.

bj

 

[Shankara20]

Please do not go away. Your wisdom is always welcome here.
A wise man once said: "None is so wise as the man who knows his limitations."

...Dirty Harry​

oh thank you, thank you, thank you....

 

[Shankara20]

Oh WOOOOOOOOT!!!!


bj

I'm wearing your panties, your wearing my panties - all is right with the world