The Pope: Sex can become a drug.

[great lover]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/10/pope.sex.ap/index.html?eref=rss_world


VATICAN CITY, Italy (AP) -- Pope Benedict XVI acknowledged Saturday that the Vatican's teaching against birth control was difficult as he praised a 1968 Church document that condemned contraception.

Pope Benedict expressed concern that human life risks losing its value in today's culture.

In a speech marking the 40th anniversary of the document, Benedict reiterated the Church's ban against artificial birth control as well as more recent teaching against using artificial procreation methods.

Pope Paul VI's 1968 "Humanae vitae" ("On Human Life") encyclical prohibits Catholics from using artificial birth control.

"The teaching laid out in the 'Humanae vitae' encyclical isn't easy," Benedict said.

 

[TurdFergeson]

yeah, and pulling out is also a sin.

ONANISTS!

 

[FiestyRedHead]

He's just ornery because he's not getting any.

 

[TurdFergeson]

He's just ornery because he's not getting any.

What is the church's opinion on titty fucking?

 

[iceburg1]

What is the church's opinion on titty fucking?

it's fine as long as you don't use a condom

 

[TurdFergeson]

it's fine as long as you don't use a condom

LOL

OK then. I'm still good for Heaven.

 

[FiestyRedHead]

it's fine as long as you don't use a condom

No -
As long as the act eventually ends in the possibility of procreation.

 

[TurdFergeson]

No -
As long as the act eventually ends in the possibility of procreation.

So that means oral is out??

 

[great lover]

So that means oral is out??

Yup, you are right.

 

[FiestyRedHead]

Just no seepage or spillage.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Just no seepage or spillage.

lol

now you're just trying to turn me on

 

[iceburg1]

LOL

OK then. I'm still good for Heaven.

No -
As long as the act eventually ends in the possibility of procreation.

So that means oral is out??

sub section A, chapter 7 of the book of Lettuce

'titty fucking and oral sex are fine for practice runs'

 

[FiestyRedHead]

lol

now you're just trying to turn me on

*throws head back and laughs devilishly*

Yes, conversations about the Pope always get me hot.

 

[TurdFergeson]

*throws head back and laughs devilishly*

Yes, conversations about the Pope always get me hot.

It's so WRONG and Naughty!

 

[FiestyRedHead]

It's so WRONG and Naughty!

Then I won't offer you any.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Then I won't offer you any.

not even wearing your catholic school girl uniform?

 

[FiestyRedHead]

not even wearing your catholic school girl uniform?

It's at the cleaners.

Can I wear the Lutheran one instead?

 

[TurdFergeson]

It's at the cleaners.

Can I wear the Lutheran one instead?

that's fine but skip the hare krishna get-up

 

[FiestyRedHead]

that's fine but skip the hare krishna get-up

Agreed.

All those long robes get in the way.

 

[TurdFergeson]

Agreed.

All those long robes get in the way.

true, but they might be easy to take off?

Hmmm...

 

[thør]

What is the church's opinion on titty fucking?

The Pope likes big tits......

 

[thør]

It's so WRONG and Naughty!

Hence........right.......

 

[TurdFergeson]

Hence........right.......

exactly. nothing like a little bit of good old fashioned shame to spice things up.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Sex has become a drug? Shit, I hope the DEA doesn't hear about this or screwing will be a felony.
Maybe you'll have to go to the doctor for a prescription.
"Doc, my wife and I want to have sex."
"What do you have in mind?"
"We're talking about 69, fucking, resting and then fucking again."
"When was the last time you had sex?"
"The night after I was here last month. My insurance doesn't cover this, so we can only afford to have sex every other pay period."
"Take your sob story to Medicaid. That'll be $100."

 

[iluvyou3638]

this is a tad off topic, but when i went to the Vatican this summer, the Pope was on VACATION.

wtf.

how do you take a vacation from being the Pope???? i was severely pissed.