voluptuary_manque
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Wow! Now that's a hug.![]()
Anything worth doin' is worth overdoin', lover.![]()

How did you know it was me?!carsonshepherd said:Congratulations! There actually is someone worse than me about returning phone calls!
I don't know how I did it, but I managed As in all my classes. *relief*


You've been naked on your other dates?I'm a little nervous. I haven't gone on a dress up date in a long, long time.![]()
I don't know the Mufasa / Moussaka joke.And of course I can't resist the Moussaka/Mufasa joke because, let's face it, if you can't find that funny (or snerk-worthy) even after all this time, then you may need some sort of transplant.
"But mom, I'll never turn 10 again. This is IT!"
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Congratulations. So we now know what to do when I come to visit.Just got my first delivered pizza since moving here 14 months ago!
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Congratulations. So we now know what to do when I come to visit.![]()
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We don't need permission. We have already talked this out.Excuse me...
A) I never gave you permission to visit my baby.
B) If ever i do, what makes you think she'll feed you?
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We don't need permission. We have already talked this out.![]()
