Isolated Blurt Thread

[FatDino]

I feel constantly full. I feel like these cramps are laughing at me. I feel like I have no energy.

I feel sick.

 

[damppanties]

It's okay. I know you wuv me.

See? I told you.

Yes yes. I shall give my firstborn over to you.

 

[Misty_Morning]

I mentioned, gently, the idea of going to Florida this summer...he looked the most unimpressed i have seen him in a long time.

BUT! he didn't say 'no'! which means...i still get to use the power of the spoken word to convince him that i am an adult and i should be treated like one.

*sighs huge breathe i was holding in for the 5 minutes leading up to mentioning it.*

You did good, baby.

Just remember ....it doesn't matter what they say....ONE day it will happen.

Hmmmm....maybe I should call and give them a piece of my mind? Whatcha think?

 

[Guest]

You love me, you really, really love me!

(I have fans!)

I love you, all of you.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Hey, when you're loveable, you get lovin'. Simple as that.

 

[MrsDeathlynx]

Your malfunctions are not my problem, but I bet it's a WHOLE lot easier to blame ME for people despising you than actually take responsibility for your own inability to communicate or understand simple English sentences.

*tight hugs to FtF* We're here if you need us though this weekend we'll be gone and bringing the little man up to see his grammy who lives a little over 2 hours away. *more tight hugs from all 3 lynxies*

I hate the nights when my body feels like traitor and I can barely even get out of bed.
The worser part, I think, is that my brain gets all mushy and words won't come when I call.

*hugs to logo and sophia*

Unrelated: My nipples are not to graze on, you have a thumb little man and you know how to use it. *chuckles cause sometimes it's funny*

 

[damppanties]

Dino: "I hate my uterus."

 

[FatDino]

Dino: "I hate my uterus."

And I think it hates me too.

Every month. *groans...sobs*

 

[damppanties]

And I think it hates me too.

Every month. *groans...sobs*

Lmao. It hates you too? *giggles*

 

[FatDino]

Lmao. It hates you too? *giggles*

Every month it summons its own army of cramps and beats me up from the inside.

 

[damppanties]

Every month it summons its own army of cramps and beats me up from the inside.

Hilarious image.

 

[FatDino]

Hilarious image.

I think they use swords, blades, sticks, and may even have archeries...

 

[damppanties]

I think they use swords, blades, sticks, and may even have archeries...

Wha? Arteries?

 

[FatDino]

Wha? Arteries?

Archeries...little guys with bows and arrows.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

What a lovely way to burn.....

 

[FatDino]

What a lovely way to burn.....

Was she that hot?

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Was she that hot?

Yes!!

 

[FatDino]

Yes!!

Good for you.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Because I'm too lazy to clear my PM's right now . . .

"Promise?"

And unrelated: It's been proven at the AH that all the most amazing people have birthdays in May. Just sayin'.

 

[Trombonus]

Because I'm too lazy to clear my PM's right now . . .

"Promise?"

And unrelated: It's been proven at the AH that all the most amazing people have birthdays in May. Just sayin'.

Funny, I could have sworn the same thing about November...

 

[scheherazade_79]

Funny, I could have sworn the same thing about November...

You're both wrong. It was actually April.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

You're both wrong. It was actually April.

no wait I was told is was june

 

[scheherazade_79]

no wait I was told is was june

Any particular dates in June?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

May. It's May.

Trust me on this one.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Any particular dates in June?

lol, just one and according to my arse of a little brother I'm going to be 'older than that old dirt that you were before'. *giggles*