Wrong answer - game thread

[Emperor_Nero]

Got awfully quiet in here

Where'd everyone go?

 

[Guest]

Got awfully quiet in here

Where'd everyone go?

They're out getting drunk because the Democratic campaign's going to go on right up until the convention.

What do you get if you cross a Hoosier with a Tarheel?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

They're out getting drunk because the Democratic campaign's going to go on right up until the convention.

What do you get if you cross a Hoosier with a Tarheel?

I don't know ... what do you get?

 

[DesertPirate]

I don't know ... what do you get?

A very sticky racing tire.


Want to know the secret to speed?

 

[deathlynx]

Want to know the secret to speed?

Take as many pills as you can in a short period of time...

How often do you get it on?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Take as many pills as you can in a short period of time...

How often do you get it on?

Not often enough

Has spring finally sprung?

 

[SweetWitch]

Not often enough

Has spring finally sprung?

No. I think it might snow.

Isn't it May yet?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

No. I think it might snow.

Isn't it May yet?

For about the last week

But where are all the flowers?

 

[Guest]

Double post

 

[Guest]

For about the last week

But where are all the flowers?

Gone for soldiers, every one.

Yes, I'm dating myself; does that make me a cheap date?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Gone for soldiers, every one.

Yes, I'm dating myself; does that make me a cheap date?

I suppose that depends on where you take yourself

Do you make yourself buy you steak and lobster?

 

[Guest]

I suppose that depends on where you take yourself

Do you make yourself buy you steak and lobster?

Don't have to; I just go to the restroom and bat my eyelashes in the mirror.

Does that mean I'm putty in my hands?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Don't have to; I just go to the restroom and bat my eyelashes in the mirror.

Does that mean I'm putty in my hands?

I don't know

But dating yourself, wouldn't you want something harder than putty in your hands?

 

[SweetWitch]

I don't know

But dating yourself, wouldn't you want something harder than putty in your hands?

I refuse to think about that.

Why does my neck still hurt?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I refuse to think about that.

Why does my neck still hurt?

It's all those kinks trying to get out

Need a massage?

 

[SweetWitch]

It's all those kinks trying to get out

Need a massage?

YES!

Will you help me out?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

YES!

Will you help me out?

Sure ....
Where are we going to meet?

 

[SweetWitch]

Sure ....
Where are we going to meet?

Name the place.

Mind if I name the time?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Name the place.

Mind if I name the time?

OK

But can you go first?

 

[SweetWitch]

OK

But can you go first?

Whatever you want, love.

Shall I bring the oil?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Whatever you want, love.

Shall I bring the oil?

I've got the oil, you just bring the naked body

Are you in the mood for love?

 

[SweetWitch]

I've got the oil, you just bring the naked body

Are you in the mood for love?

Always.

Got any love to share?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Always.

Got any love to share?

For you ... always

Should I turn on the landing lights?

 

[SweetWitch]

For you ... always

Should I turn on the landing lights?

Yes, the red ones.

You will remember the chocolate, won't you?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Yes, the red ones.

You will remember the chocolate, won't you?

Always

Do you want bar chocolate, truffles or some of the warm chocolate chip cookies?