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UnderYourSpell said:
You probably won't its a mannnnnnn thang (unless your really are a man!) they don't think until it's too late then wonder what the hell they have said and why they are sleeping in the spare room ....
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I have never, ever understood this. It's just not that frikken difficult to handle people.

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LeBroz said:
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For those who may have missed the news on the thread for Vampiredust, some woman has up and made Chris into an honest man.

Let's head on to the bar and start toasting Lit's impressive poet, his marriage, the fun he had honeymooning in California, the woman that turned him into an honest man, etc......

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Congrats to VampireDust!


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unpredictablebijou said:
I have always had immense faith in him.

But I also know you're quite the handful.

I'll have vitamins, ginseng and royal jelly shots, and some ace bandages ready at the bar.

bj
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Don't forget large band-aids, anti-bacterial ointment, gauze pads, and surgical tape. Oh, and probably some water and a fire extinguisher.

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Don't look at me that way. Those are emergency supplies _I_ need around when Shenanigans are in progress.
 
Homburg said:
I have also been known to bathe naked. Shower that way, too.

Kinky, I know.
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It's kinkier if you shower in cheap lingerie (well not you...um you know what I mean) and uhm you're not alone. Otherwise it would be silly. :eek:
 
Angeline said:
Allrightee! Wottsa goin on in this fine establishment? Eh?

taps foot, points to moderator's badge------->

Ooops. Wrong one...

What have you done to our archivist?
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Hi dollface!
Well, I think he just came in here for some cake and champagne to celebrate vampiredust's numerous triumphs, but the Witchling is all fractious today and dragged him off.

I hope he's okay...


Homburg said:
I have never, ever understood this. It's just not that frikken difficult to handle people.
Well sure, but it helps to be a gigantic, intimidating dom with an obvious penchant for really severe toys...

Some of us must use less direct, more... nefarious methods.
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HOMBURG:
Don't forget large band-aids, anti-bacterial ointment, gauze pads, and surgical tape. Oh, and probably some water and a fire extinguisher.

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Don't look at me that way. Those are emergency supplies _I_ need around when Shenanigans are in progress.
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The Bistro's Kink First Aid Kit is well stocked.

I've also added my own supplies: towels, tarps, some 2x4's, cordless drill, fresh vegetables and chocolate-covered espresso beans.

Barkeep - smoked oysters, STAT!


Homburg said:
I have also been known to bathe naked. Shower that way, too.

Kinky, I know.
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That's just sick. I'm telling the Mormons.

bj
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Angeline said:
Ok. :)
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Bwah!

Good thing you got lotsa crayons. I'm sillier than most.

I'm off to leave some clean towels and a tray of food outside that room where LeBroz is, I assume, still trapped. I think I've badly influenced UYS with that Sadie thing; I just heard her yell "yeeeeee-haaaaw!"

bj
 
Angeline said:
It's kinkier if you shower in cheap lingerie (well not you...um you know what I mean) and uhm you're not alone. Otherwise it would be silly. :eek:
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Actually, by default it would be kinkier if I were wearing the cheap ligerie. And please don't think about that. Or just imagine shanks if you do. Or just visit his thread, though he'd probably not wear cheap stuff.


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unpredictablebijou said:
Well sure, but it helps to be a gigantic, intimidating dom with an obvious penchant for really severe toys...

Some of us must use less direct, more... nefarious methods.
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Severe? Pfft, obviously you've not been paying attention to Evil Geoff, Sir Winston, Marquis, etc. I am soft and cuddly. Well, okay, Reproach is not soft and cuddly. Everything else is though.

unpredictablebijou said:
The Bistro's Kink First Aid Kit is well stocked.

I've also added my own supplies: towels, tarps, some 2x4's, cordless drill, fresh vegetables and chocolate-covered espresso beans.

Barkeep - smoked oysters, STAT!
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I positively cannot abide by oysters in any form. Ick. I'm with you on much of the rest.


unpredictablebijou said:
That's just sick. I'm telling the Mormons.

bj
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I am of the devil. The Mormons should like me though. I'm all about the poly relationship thing. Course they do it all kludgy.
 
Angeline said:
It's the bf's b-day tomorrow. I'm dressed for the occasion. :)
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Bet LeBroz is going to want to drag YOU into the back room next. That is, if he survives the Witchling.

I'm off. No, literally. Someone keep an eye on the champagne fountain for me till tomorrow, hm?

Perhaps by then the Chefness will be over his hangover. He ought to be warned that UYS is after him, and that LeBroz may not have survived HIS encounter...

bj
 
unpredictablebijou said:
Bet LeBroz is going to want to drag YOU into the back room next. That is, if he survives the Witchling.

I'm off. No, literally. Someone keep an eye on the champagne fountain for me till tomorrow, hm?

Perhaps by then the Chefness will be over his hangover. He ought to be warned that UYS is after him, and that LeBroz may not have survived HIS encounter...

bj
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My dance card is full through tomorrow though I bet ee would make an exception for you. lolz
 
You're more than famous, doll, you're an inspiration.
 
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*groan*

What hit me? Where is everyone? The place is deserted.

Oh well, I'll just get me a little pick me up from the bar ... clear my head.

Last thing I remember is that blonde witch flashing me a bare shoulder and tossing her blonde mane ... said I need rest...

*groan* I'm sore all over. Sure hope I got what I needed...
gotta move slow ... catch a chair ... set a spell ...

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Tra la la fresh as the morning dew and all atingle! boy that was fun worth the wait of adoring Leon from the sidelines all these months (check out Valentines) soooooo hot and that immense faith .....wowwwww !! Better beware Champ now Leon honey after all you know she has a thing about 'BIG'
 
Ange, as a sometime photographer who has taken a few nude shots himself, I have to tell you that that is one kick-ass nude pic in your avatar!!
 
I introduce you to Annie aged 18 months as you can see the blonde locks need no enhancement!!
 
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