What is it with the guys on MySpace?

[Jenny_Jackson]

I got this message from some asshole I never heard of - "due you like young guys?"

Okay, first of all that implies I'm fucking OLD. Secondly, this loser is no better than a bozos who crawl the member directory on Lit sending out random PMs looking for sex. So...

I wrote back - "NO! Young women, Old women but not guys. Now go away."

Last night I got - "what wrong? U dont wan 2 meet me?"

I wrote back - "Only if you have a pussy, asshole."

This morning I got - "i have a cat - when we meet?"

What a moron! They shouldn't allow 10 year olds on MySpace.

 

[DesertPirate]

I got this message from some asshole I never heard of - "due you like young guys?"

Okay, first of all that implies I'm fucking OLD. Secondly, this loser is no better than a bozos who crawl the member directory on Lit sending out random PMs looking for sex. So...

I wrote back - "NO! Young women, Old women but not guys. Now go away."

Last night I got - "what wrong? U dont wan 2 meet me?"

I wrote back - "Only if you have a pussy, asshole."

This morning I got - "i have a cat - when we meet?"

What a moron! They shouldn't allow 10 year olds on MySpace.

I suspect it's someone who loves to push buttons
Not knowing what that can cause

 

[where]

I got this message from some asshole I never heard of - "due you like young guys?"

Okay, first of all that implies I'm fucking OLD. Secondly, this loser is no better than a bozos who crawl the member directory on Lit sending out random PMs looking for sex. So...

I wrote back - "NO! Young women, Old women but not guys. Now go away."

Last night I got - "what wrong? U dont wan 2 meet me?"

I wrote back - "Only if you have a pussy, asshole."

This morning I got - "i have a cat - when we meet?"

What a moron! They shouldn't allow 10 year olds on MySpace.

PMSL! I know what you mean about the lit crawlers though. It's why I have my online status turned off cause I only ever get them when I'm 'on'

 

[jomar]

"i have a cat - when we meet?"

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Women get random guys hitting on them, men get tons of webcam strippers offering their services. It's all pointless and annoying.

 

[where]

Women get random guys hitting on them, men get tons of webcam strippers offering their services. It's all pointless and annoying.

I'd rather get women offering me webcam strips!

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I got this message from some asshole I never heard of - "due you like young guys?"

Okay, first of all that implies I'm fucking OLD. Secondly, this loser is no better than a bozos who crawl the member directory on Lit sending out random PMs looking for sex. So...

I wrote back - "NO! Young women, Old women but not guys. Now go away."

Last night I got - "what wrong? U dont wan 2 meet me?"

I wrote back - "Only if you have a pussy, asshole."

This morning I got - "i have a cat - when we meet?"

What a moron! They shouldn't allow 10 year olds on MySpace.

Ha ha...I get those from time to time. Like my lesbian spiked page doesn't send the message through clearly enough, these dickheads want to keep getting kicked back like abused puppies. My particular favorite was one asshole who did the whole "I'm a friendly guy" thing at first, and then proceeded to tell me that he could turn me back to the straight side.

Nucca got blocked REEEEALLL quick.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'd rather get women offering me webcam strips!

Just create a page as a man. You will be inundated with friend requests linking you to webcams within a month.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Ha ha...I get those from time to time. Like my lesbian spiked page doesn't send the message through clearly enough, these dickheads want to keep getting kicked back like abused puppies. My particular favorite was one asshole who did the whole "I'm a friendly guy" thing at first, and then proceeded to tell me that he could turn me back to the straight side.

Nucca got blocked REEEEALLL quick.

ROFLMFAO.

 

[where]

Ha ha...I get those from time to time. Like my lesbian spiked page doesn't send the message through clearly enough, these dickheads want to keep getting kicked back like abused puppies. My particular favorite was one asshole who did the whole "I'm a friendly guy" thing at first, and then proceeded to tell me that he could turn me back to the straight side.

Nucca got blocked REEEEALLL quick.

Well you are a challenge!

...goes off to make alt as a horny 19 year old guy...

 

[kimbalee]

"i have a cat - when we meet?"

...and I see he is quite the conversationalist, too. Idiot!!

... really doesn't know who he is messing with here... lol... get him Jenny!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I got this message from some asshole I never heard of - "due you like young guys?"

Okay, first of all that implies I'm fucking OLD. Secondly, this loser is no better than a bozos who crawl the member directory on Lit sending out random PMs looking for sex. So...

I wrote back - "NO! Young women, Old women but not guys. Now go away."

Last night I got - "what wrong? U dont wan 2 meet me?"

I wrote back - "Only if you have a pussy, asshole."

This morning I got - "i have a cat - when we meet?"

What a moron! They shouldn't allow 10 year olds on MySpace.

If he had any hope of a life, he wouldn't be on MySpace.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Well you are a challenge!

...goes off to make alt as a horny 19 year old guy...

I think he was more like 30. And stupid.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

ROFLMFAO.

I just want to bite your leg.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I just want to bite your leg.

Oooo... Will it hurt?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Oooo... Will it hurt?

Yes. Now spread 'em.

Rawr.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Yes. Now spread 'em.

Rawr.

Sweet Talker

I told that guy to meet me at Mary's on Broadway. That's a gay bar that's haunted by cross dressers. I won't be there but he might get "lucky"

 

[al_Ussa]

Seriously, MySpace is a waste of time usually. Yes, I have a profile on there, but I only really talk to people I know. I generally avoid most of the crap.

The typical types of people on MySpace are usually college frat kids who think the whole point of life is to drink till your retarded and hit on any woman they see, balding middle aged pedophiles, or people who are just in it for the lulz. Best to avoid most of them.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Sweet Talker

I told that guy to meet me at Mary's on Broadway. That's a gay bar that's haunted by cross dressers. I won't be there but he might get "lucky"

Why I Love Jenny Jackson

by Trinique_Fire

Body: See above.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Seriously, MySpace is a waste of time usually. Yes, I have a profile on there, but I only really talk to people I know. I generally avoid most of the crap.

The typical types of people on MySpace are usually college frat kids who think the whole point of life is to drink till your retarded and hit on any woman they see, balding middle aged pedophiles, or people who are just in it for the lulz. Best to avoid most of them.

No, no, you have it all wrong. What you're talking about is Facebook.

 

[Katyusha]

This morning I got - "i have a cat - when we meet?"

"i have a cat - when we meet?"

I too have a cat - when we meet?

 

[Gizzmotick]

"i have a cat - when we meet?"

This morning I got - "i have a cat - when we meet?"

I too have a cat - when we meet?

Ooooooh... A threesome... Sounds like fun!

 

[Liar]

I'm a guy on MySpace. With a cat. And I wanna meet Jenny.

Therein ends the analogy.

 

[Liar]

No, no, you have it all wrong. What you're talking about is Facebook.

Facebook is where your real life friends pester you to no end with pokes and vampire bites and stupid quizzes until you're tired of telling them to fuck off, and cancel your account.

 

[JagFarlane]

Ooooooh... A threesome... Sounds like fun!

Erm dude...Jenny might just rip yer balls off and use em for earrings...