i think i might hate girls

[Maeve_redux]

Well you know what Boadaceia said:

"If you weigh well the strengths of our armies you will see that in this battle we must conquer or die. This is a woman's resolve. As for the men, they may live or be slaves."

That's only because she was pissed off at the entire army.

Then again, they learned not to piss off Momma...

ETA: by the by, the next line is:
For man's been endowed with a mushroom shaped cloud

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I've gone through 'spells' when I didn't like women at all (and I'm a lesbian, so those times were rough). I mean, I still had sex with them, but I didn't like them much. LOL. I'm not in a spell like that; however, I do understand it.

 

[where]

but your a woman not a girl. I need to find me a woman, too bad i'm a drunken mick bastard.

Pffft! Ignore the girls and find a woman then! There are lots of lovely gorgeous women around! And some of us may even like grumpy pissed irishmen

 

[rengadeirishman]

That's just camouflage that lets you get close enough to rip out our hearts and tap dance on them.

Joking. Mostly

my thoughts exactly, only im serious.

 

[where]

my thoughts exactly, only im serious.

mmmm and what about when our feelings get toyed with, our bodies used for the pleasure of men before being cruelly discarded and when we complain get told we are too needy?

Heart ripping works both ways sadly. I really don't think it's gendered.

 

[Maeve_redux]

I've gone through 'spells' when I didn't like women at all (and I'm a lesbian, so those times were rough). I mean, I still had sex with them, but I didn't like them much. LOL. I'm not in a spell like that; however, I do understand it.

Indeedy. I'm rather attached to mine.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Yeah, "girls" piss me off. So do "boys." They are generally speaking immature, irresponsible, place all the responsibility in a relationship on the other partner, and all the blame as well. Narcissistic, dependant, privileged, inconstant...

Women, and men, on the other hand, often have gotten some if not all of these childish attitudes under control.

Yanno, Irish, this might be a case of reality biting your Quixotic nature in the arse; Dulcinea was a tavern broad, and perfectly capable of taking care of herself. The good Don was demented, remember?


This next thought may or may not have anything to do with your anger, but it occurs to me...

Chivalry is... not so great from the woman's point of view. Sure, it's lovely to relax and let the Gallant Knight take care of everything-- for a while. But darling, if your woman wants that one hundred percent of the time, you may be in trouble. This would be a woman who is going against the grain-- not only of society, which expects a measure of competence from both genders these days, but also of the purely human drive for autonomy. Or, a woman who is a user-- and destined to take advantage in the most effective ways she can.

I dunno...

(ETA)
And we know for certain that some happy day
Someone will set the spark off-
And we will all be blown away!

 

[CharleyH]

seriously.

Yeah, you and every other dude who can't get laid or just broke up. I'm certain many chicks say the same about dudes. OH! lol I don't have to speak - Stella has spoken!

Actually, Stell ... about chivalry ... I thought it had some sort of history in he-man violence? Chivalry has been romanticized to encompass women, but me thinks it has its' roots in man to man associations of a more combatant or somewhat more violent nature. A discussion? CH

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Most of my history reading is in the Classical Era these days, but as I recall, Chivalry (derived from the French word for horse) was a sly way for ingnored ladies of the court to get attention. The minstrals who told the stories were like the rock stars of today and the ladies of the court, their groupies. Love songs led to making love or pretending not to so as to be more Romantic (girls vs. women again).

 

[Maeve_redux]

And we know for certain that some happy day
Someone will set the spark off-
And we will all be blown away!

I remember why I you...

 

[rengadeirishman]

Im tired of being young, i think i want to be old so i can yell at kids for getting on my lawn.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I remember why I you...

Because of the bottomless musical dumpster that is my brain?

They're rioting in Africa
There's strife in Iran
What nature doesn't do to us
Will be done by our fellow man.


Written in 1958.
Still topical in 2008.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Im tired of being young, i think i want to be old so i can yell at kids for getting on my lawn.

That's not old. That's just crochetty. You don't have to be old to be cranky, it's just that while surliness is a right of the young, it's a duty of the old.

 

[rengadeirishman]

That's not old. That's just crochetty. You don't have to be old to be cranky, it's just that while surliness is a right of the young, it's a duty of the old.

well put.

 

[Maeve_redux]

Because of the bottomless musical dumpster that is my brain?

They're rioting in Africa
There's strife in Iran
What nature doesn't do to us
Will be done by our fellow man.


Written in 1958.
Still topical in 2008.

Bizzackerly!

... and you're just delicious.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Because of the bottomless musical dumpster that is my brain?

They're rioting in Africa
There's strife in Iran
What nature doesn't do to us
Will be done by our fellow man.


Written in 1958.
Still topical in 2008.

And, I fear, 3008! Let me see, that was Swann and . . .

 

[Ms_Vyxyn]

seriously.

How about if we're only 1/2 girl?

Do you hate us half as much, or do you only hate half of us?

 

[rengadeirishman]

How about if we're only 1/2 girl?

Do you hate us half as much, or do you only hate half of us?

id have to examine that on a case by case basis.

 

[logophile]

I love all forms of the female of the species:

Maid, mother, crone.

 

[rgraham666]

I love all forms of the female of the species:

Maid, mother, crone.

Until they rip out your heart and tap dance on it.

 

[logophile]

Until they rip out your heart and tap dance on it.

Oh, yeah. Well, there's that. There was the (way too) young one. She not only ripped out my heart, she threw it on the driveway and then backed over it in her haste to leave me as quickly as she could. But I love her still to this day. And I've never forgotten the way she tasted.

 

[3113]

Until they rip out your heart and tap dance on it.

But we're soft and we smell good

 

[rgraham666]

Which is why we guys are dumb enough to keep coming back for more.

Well, not me. I've taken myself off the market for a while.

Again.

 

[Tricialen]

That's just camouflage that lets you get close enough to rip out our hearts and tap dance on them.

Joking. Mostly

Um, we let you get close because it's easier that way..to um...rip the heart out and then dance.........

 

[rgraham666]

That's OK. We pretend we're willing to change to get into a relationship with you. And then giggle as you pull out your hair when we don't.