What song could you absolutely not have sex to?

[RoryN]

(At the moment, I'm drawing a blank. But I'm sure there's some candidates...)

 

[evocative]

Barbie Girl - Aqua

 

[Wok]

"Walking on Sunshine" Katrina and the Waves

"My Humps" Black Eyed Peas

The Rickroll song

"The Rain in Spain" My Fair Lady

 

[Recidiva]

I hate to think I couldn't improvise my way through anything...

But "The Girl from Ipanema" in Muzak mode would be hard.

Anything from Metallica.

Anything from AC/DC.

 

[Sean]

Any Country and Western song ever made.

 

[BgMma]

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy....I swear to God, if I have to hear that one more TIME!!!

 

[Wok]

Any Country and Western song ever made.

What? "Whiskey for My Men and Beer for My Horses" is a good song to fuck to.

 

[xiiriishbaybeex]

Ha, Spice Girls.

 

[Sean]

What? "Whiskey for My Men and Beer for My Horses" is a good song to fuck to.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Californians are fucked up.

 

[Wok]

Oh that reminds me. Any song by Michael Jackson.

 

[Wok]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Californians are fucked up.

You have a point.

 

[Image]

The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

 

[BgMma]

Anything that's cheesy....if someone pops in Ratt....I am outta there!

 

[xiiriishbaybeex]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Californians are fucked up.

I happen to be a Californian thank you.

 

[Sean]

I happen to be a Californian thank you.

This is supposed to prove exactly what?

 

[Sean]

The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

Ouch.

 

[Redatlit]

What? "Whiskey for My Men and Beer for My Horses" is a good song to fuck to.

"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" is a fine fucking song, too.

 

[Redatlit]

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy....I swear to God, if I have to hear that one more TIME!!!

You get totally wet in a Pavlovian way???

 

[RoryN]

Barbie Girl - Aqua

That could be perversely fun, though. Especially if she was a Barbie Girl.

"Walking on Sunshine" Katrina and the Waves

"My Humps" Black Eyed Peas

Ha! Walking on Sunshine...

"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" is a fine fucking song, too.

It's fine like MD 20 / 20 is fine wine.

Some hicks turned a bumper sticker into a song. Yay for them.

 

[Redatlit]

It's fine like MD 20 / 20 is fine wine.

Some hicks turned a bumper sticker into a song. Yay for them.

MD 20/20? I'd almost wiped that memory from my mind. Bastard.

 

[Phyonix]

What? "Whiskey for My Men and Beer for My Horses" is a good song to fuck to.

Good song. Also, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" always get me right.

 

[RoryN]

MD 20/20? I'd almost wiped that memory from my mind. Bastard.

Drink another bottle of it. Easy fix.

 

[Redatlit]

Drink another bottle of it. Easy fix.

I was about 17 at the time. It didn't take an entire bottle. <shudders>

 

[BoobsNBrains]

All my exes live in Texas.


Ha! It's true!

 

[curious2c]

Whatever song the lady I'm with can't stand.




That's my answer and I'm sticking to it.