The Porn Position Poetry Pollapalooza

[Anschul]

So here's the challenge: Every day, I will post a link to one of my hot, hot, hot porn movies. Anyone who wants to play, please take that link (and that link only), and write a poem. Or a caption. Or a dialogue (my personal favorite). Or a sonnet. Or a ballad. Or an ode. Or put up a picture of yourself in that position. Or put up a picture of Bijou in that position. Or put up a picture of Homburg in that position. Or put up a picture of Bijou and Homburg in that position. Or write a story about Bijou and Homburg in that position. Or come up with a way for me and Bijou to try that position, even though we're time zones apart (don't worry, BJ, number 23 will come up soon enough).

Come up with something creative, interesting, fun, wacky, Zen (I expect Tzara will win the Zen prize), whatever floats your boat.

This'll keep you all busy while I try to fake my way through 30 sonnets.

Here's the link:

Tonight's challenge: Position number 27

I think this crowd needs a good porn challenge, what with this being a porn site, and all.

Who's afraid of a big, bad challenge?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

So here's the challenge: Every day, I will post a link to one of my hot, hot, hot porn movies. Anyone who wants to play, please take that link (and that link only), and write a poem. Or a caption. Or a dialogue (my personal favorite). Or a sonnet. Or a ballad. Or an ode. Or put up a picture of yourself in that position. Or put up a picture of Bijou in that position. Or put up a picture of Homburg in that position. Or put up a picture of Bijou and Homburg in that position. Or write a story about Bijou and Homburg in that position. Or come up with a way for me and Bijou to try that position, even though we're time zones apart (don't worry, BJ, number 23 will come up soon enough).

Come up with something creative, interesting, fun, wacky, Zen (I expect Tzara will win the Zen prize), whatever floats your boat.

This'll keep you all busy while I try to fake my way through 30 sonnets.

Here's the link:

Tonight's challenge: Position number 27

I think this crowd needs a good porn challenge, what with this being a porn site, and all.

Who's afraid of a big, bad challenge?

I'm in as soon as I finish laughing my ass off.

Maybe Homburg's got a shibari tie that will keep it on.

bj

 

[Tzara]

Zen Piece #1: Internal Combustion

sometimes
............it is the cylinder
..............................which moves,
........while the languid piston

...................rests, still


.

 

[Angeline]

Zen Piece #1: Internal Combustion

sometimes
............it is the cylinder
..............................which moves,
........while the languid piston

...................rests, still


.

The locomotive energy
collecting in the staging ground
that’s parallel to thighs
is geometrically triangulated,
and being so gives rise
to a silky corporeality
that accrues incrementally
with functional liquidity

which digitally or otherwise
exacerbated and particularly
thermodynamically applied
with fricative forces
both by gravity
and stimulated load
catalyzes neural-firing
and in essence
I explode.

 

[champagne1982]

A Dialogue On Looking Into Each Other's Eyes.

Go for the burn.

You could help, y'know? Touch me once or twice.

Shut up and kiss me.

God! CRAMP... Jesusss I can't go on.

It's ok, I'm nearly finished baby. Think of England, here, I'll just pull you down ...

Stop oh, damn.

Yeah, it broke.

I'll take the morning after pill.

Cheap damned Trojans. Wanna go bareback all night, now?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

from the Kama Shastra Apocrypha

The man, languid, reclines with his legs spread, and the woman crouches on top of him, her legs drawn up to embrace his waist. She encircles him with her limbs and he remains still, making sure he has a good view over her shoulder so he can check the score of the game. In his hands he holds the Ajnamaha (SK: "great perception" or "remote control") and the skull cup containing the libation (Hin. "buddha-weisah"). Her fingers make the "track of the peacock" marks on his shoulder blades, and she will emit the "cries of the magpie and seagull" when she is satisfied.

This position is called by the sages, "Seventh Inning Stretch."

 

[Anschul]

from the Kama Shastra Apocrypha

The man, languid, reclines with his legs spread, and the woman crouches on top of him, her legs drawn up to embrace his waist. She encircles him with her limbs and he remains still, making sure he has a good view over her shoulder so he can check the score of the game. In his hands he holds the Ajnamaha (SK: "great perception" or "remote control") and the skull cup containing the libation (Hin. "buddha-weisah"). Her fingers make the "track of the peacock" marks on his shoulder blades, and she will emit the "cries of the magpie and seagull" when she is satisfied.

This position is called by the sages, "Seventh Inning Stretch."

I actually did lol (I dn't nrmly do txt msg wrdz), so hard my wife came in to see what I was lol-ing about (I love baseball, you see, take it WAY too seriously). This sets the bar very low (We limbo down here--makes it easy to set our drink down while we're playing)

 

[sassynyc]

The Ballad of Eos and Pegasus- verse 1

Eos climbed the night, most starry
Astride winged Pegasus
Until the rains came pouring down
Floods from Mt. Olympus

 

[lorencino]

The locomotive energy
collecting in the staging ground
that’s parallel to thighs
is geometrically triangulated,
and being so gives rise
to a silky corporeality
that accrues incrementally
with functional liquidity

which digitally or otherwise
exacerbated and particularly
thermodynamically applied
with fricative forces
both by gravity
and stimulated load
catalyzes neural-firing
and in essence
I explode.

Brilliant! I always said physicists make good philosophers.

 

[AChild]

Trapped

and hip-notized
by the way she waves those jeans
a flag of position number 27
and every time those heels click

she lets gravity go in my mind
slipping, falling, letting me dig
deeper in the palace of pink marble
she's trying to make me streak it

but I just want to dote on nipples

 

[UnderYourSpell]

The New Mile High Club Position

This position is very good for whiling away those tedious hours on night flights and all around you the cabin is snoring. The lights will be dimmed making penetration much easier to accomplish especially if you are seated at the front of the plane with extra leg room. Any turbulence of course makes for added pleasure and excitement especially during the initial entry phase or indeed the all important orgasm. Cabin crew will be onhand if any assistance is required having tested the position vigorously themselves or may well be prepared to cheer you on to the finishing line (terms and conditions apply)

 

[Anschul]

This position is very good for whiling away those tedious hours on night flights and all around you the cabin is snoring. The lights will be dimmed making penetration much easier to accomplish especially if you are seated at the front of the plane with extra leg room. Any turbulence of course makes for added pleasure and excitement especially during the initial entry phase or indeed the all important orgasm. Cabin crew will be onhand if any assistance is required having tested the position vigorously themselves or may well be prepared to cheer you on to the finishing line (terms and conditions apply)

You ARE a beauty!!!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I've considered it before now lol especially for take off which excites me no end lol up up and awayyyyyyyyyy

 

[Anschul]

Okay, boys and girls, today's challenge is to be exceptionally cute, cuddly, or contaminated with number.......24 (ooohhh, bj, sooo close...)

Once again, The Link

 

[champagne1982]

Okay, boys and girls, today's challenge is to be exceptionally cute, cuddly, or contaminated with number.......24 (ooohhh, bj, sooo close...)

Is the green blob behind the orange blob or are they boob to face? It looks very uncomfy. I await your clarification.

 

[Anschul]

Is the green blob behind the orange blob or are they boob to face? It looks very uncomfy. I await your clarification.

His face, deeply enmeshed with her magnificent orbs, shook back and forth, tongue grazing her nipples oh so gently, with just the barest evidence of teeth, sending her into frenzies of...

 

[champagne1982]

His face, deeply enmeshed with her magnificent orbs, shook back and forth, tongue grazing her nipples oh so gently, with just the barest evidence of teeth, sending her into frenzies of...

well, her feet are on backwards then.

 

[Anschul]

well, her feet are on backwards then.

You know what? I just went back and looked...of course, you're right. The contractor never caught that one when I submitted. They're both facing the same way, her back to his chest. Cool. Maybe I'll go do some more research, try it out that way, and write it again. Wanna help?

 

[sassynyc]

position 23-caption:

O......M......G........!!!!! I always wanted a pogo stick

 

[Anschul]

O......M......G........!!!!! I always wanted a pogo stick

Gives a whole new meaning to the word "Boing!"

 

[sassynyc]

You know what? I just went back and looked...of course, you're right. The contractor never caught that one when I submitted. They're both facing the same way, her back to his chest. Cool. Maybe I'll go do some more research, try it out that way, and write it again. Wanna help?

does this mean i don't get to keep my pogo stick?
i can, and will throw a tantrum!

 

[Anschul]

does this mean i don't get to keep my pogo stick?

Heavens, no. Just think of it as the stick is riding you. Besides, then when I watch, the view is better.

 

[sassynyc]

Heavens, no. Just think of it as the stick is riding you. Besides, then when I watch, the view is better.

hmmm......then i suppose i would actually be riding the pogo backwards. i can do that. i like a challenge. ok, i'm calling off my tantrum....for now

 

[UnderYourSpell]

How can I write it now I am howling with laughter!!!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Champ my husband wants to know if you tried it out and discovered the feet problem??!!!