Am I going Morbid?

[GratefulFred]

First I put out "Always Shower First" which in a way started me down the path of perversion. Next I topped this off with an epic story that had some elements of the walking undead looking for sex in "The Case of the Missing Boyfriend". Now I am fixated on doing a multiple part radio drama spoof entitled "Dawn of the Horny Undead" (pending) that I should release an audio version perhaps (any female volunteers?).

What is it with my obsession of walking corpses and humorous erotica? Did I run out of normal ideas to spoof or am I just too warped? What happened to my good ole days writing vaccuum fucking?

Here's the links for those scholars amongst us...
Always Shower First
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=335410

The Case of the Missing Boyfriend
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=348121

 

[emap]

Morbidly obese maybe, you really gotta get outside more.

Don't worry about it you silly old goof, we all go through stages of one kind or another. I mean look at me, I am doing a horror story right now, I got two other stories that are semi stewing still where there's alot of fighting, not to mention I got that zombie story to finish or at least continue and a western.

Before that I was doing submissive women type stories, well OK I did a couple sorta kinda and have idea's for more. Before that I was doing slut stories. I got this idea for a non consent incest story that won't go away. After that though, I don't know I may go back to slut stories, or I may keep going on the horror. If I can ever get a thought going I'll continue the zombie and western stories.

You'll go back to goofy tales eventually. I mean look at Stephen King, he did a fantasy novel, granted just one but hey his one is equal to like 20 of your stories so don't worry about it, just go where your brain leads you so long as it does not entail a long fall with a fast stop.

 

[GratefulFred]

Morbidly obese maybe, you really gotta get outside more.

Don't worry about it you silly old goof, we all go through stages of one kind or another. I mean look at me, I am doing a horror story right now, I got two other stories that are semi stewing still where there's alot of fighting, not to mention I got that zombie story to finish or at least continue and a western.

Before that I was doing submissive women type stories, well OK I did a couple sorta kinda and have idea's for more. Before that I was doing slut stories. I got this idea for a non consent incest story that won't go away. After that though, I don't know I may go back to slut stories, or I may keep going on the horror. If I can ever get a thought going I'll continue the zombie and western stories.

You'll go back to goofy tales eventually. I mean look at Stephen King, he did a fantasy novel, granted just one but hey his one is equal to like 20 of your stories so don't worry about it, just go where your brain leads you so long as it does not entail a long fall with a fast stop.

Yeah well S.K. doesn't have any zombie sex scenes though he's been known to plagerize my stuff.

 

[emap]

Hmmm, i always thought it was the other way around.

Though course he does not have zombie sex scenes, he doesn't do sex in his stories. It takes a special kind of pervert to do zombie sex stories, and I seem to be one of the very few special perverts.

 

[GratefulFred]

So I guess you would be up for the audio version?

Care to get PMed?

 

[Sean Renaud]

If I can ever get a thought going I'll continue the zombie and western stories.

I hate you. Now I've got all kinds of thoughts of a zombie western.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Am I going Morbid?

Yes, yes you are! But morbid is good. Don't change a thing!!

i'll have to check out your fucking dead, i mean walking dead.

 

[emap]

Sure you can PM me, I'm not sure why your asking, do your hands not work?

That would be the prequel silly, where the zombies appear first in a western town. You know come to think of it they did that with Tremors 3 I think, may have been 4. Not with zombies obviously.

I am so taking credit for the fucking dead part, I came up with that and posted it as an idea for a halloween story contest two years ago now, or was it three. Not to mention I got the first part posted last year.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I hate you even more for reminding me of Tremors 4. I remember watching that movie and right when it started I told my friend that crazy ass train was gonna kill something and he looked at me like I was nuts. He's usually the one calling that kind of shit, so when I called one he didn't see in advance he was a little annoyed. I told him what, you think they put something THAT rediculous in and they aren't going to use it again?

3 was with the ass blasters.

Great now I'm trying to figure out how much this is racist hatemale I will get if I write a story about how it's Cowboys vs Zombie Indians.

 

[emap]

Boy you are silly, it's cowboys and indians against cowboy and indian fucking zombies. I mean do you really think zombies care what color the victims are?

 

[GratefulFred]

Sure you can PM me, I'm not sure why your asking, do your hands not work?

That would be the prequel silly, where the zombies appear first in a western town. You know come to think of it they did that with Tremors 3 I think, may have been 4. Not with zombies obviously.

I am so taking credit for the fucking dead part, I came up with that and posted it as an idea for a halloween story contest two years ago now, or was it three. Not to mention I got the first part posted last year.

Stories been emailed. Let me know if you wish to exercise your vocal chords.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Boy you are silly, it's cowboys and indians against cowboy and indian fucking zombies. I mean do you really think zombies care what color the victims are?

No I just figure that the cowboys were safe inside the fort. Big walls to defend yourself improve your chances of not getting bit.

Besides as long as it's justified in the end with a single line. "Our cheifs saw into the future, we know that whiteman bring death, he will force us onto reservations and destroy our culture this is the only way we could perserve our way of life" and then it becomes politically correct again!

 

[emap]

Oh good greif, no biting involved. We are talking about fucking zombies you goof. They don't bite, they rape their victims. Well OK rape is a teensy extreme, they make the victim horny so it's a sort of oh god don't fuck me as they are taking their own clothes off.

 

[Sean Renaud]

See now you've warped my fragil little mind!

 

[BedtimeStories77]

See now you've warped my fragil little mind!

Now that's funny!

 

[GratefulFred]

Isn't it fragil eggshell mind?

Sean - Zombies are your friends!

 

[emap]

I so did not, your mind was warped long ago, pretty sure your mind is warped just coming to the forums if it is not already.

 

[GratefulFred]

My non-western zombie tale's up and running and emap's tale is still cooking.
The perfect cure for Sean's nightmares.

When the dead in hell can no longer have sex...well you've seen the picture.

Part 1 is up. I think I could write some ten parts depending on comments.

Dawn of the Horny Dead - Radio Interviews Part 1
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=362985

 

[Carnevil9]

Not bad, Fred. Not bad at all.

You don't discuss why the zombies are permanently hard. Could it be because rigor mortis gives them a perpetual stiffie?

 

[GratefulFred]

Not bad, Fred. Not bad at all.

You don't discuss why the zombies are permanently hard. Could it be because rigor mortis gives them a perpetual stiffie?

I could no doubt write 10 parts to this story. The ins and outs, reasons, the who, what, where when, the ticket prices for Florida Gator scalped tickets, and zombie erection status can all be discusssed in future installments.

Thanks for the tip Carney.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

...the ticket prices for Florida Gator scalped tickets...

How much?




*giggles*

 

[GratefulFred]

How much?




*giggles*

The scalped ticket prices depends upon the legnth of your hair. It's a union thingy.

Now if they were playing Nebraska?

Voted the best story to read while smoking two joints at the same time!
Dawn of the Horny Dead - Radio Interviews Part 1
http://www.literotica.com/stories/sh....php?id=362985

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Damn, i was only smoking ONE joint while i read Your story Hon. But i did vote and leave feedback!!

So, if they were playing us Cornfuckers? Oh, yeah, and my hair is 2-3 inches past my shoulders.

 

[bisexualsmoker]

To share a joint with the devine bedtimestories77 would
be exalting.She's so sweet.

 

[GratefulFred]

Damn, i was only smoking ONE joint while i read Your story Hon. But i did vote and leave feedback!!

So, if they were playing us Cornfuckers? Oh, yeah, and my hair is 2-3 inches past my shoulders.

Thanks love for the comments.

I always figured you were clean shaven but if your bush is that big I will need a pair of garden scissors. I aim to please!