Bistro Bijou

[RhymeSmith]

Hi folks. I could use a huge coffee, with a shot of Grand Mariner.

Been a little busy, lately. Got something to show for it, although not a lot. If you like ballads, you can see it here.

- Rhymesmith

 

[Homburg]

Off for a weekend of debauchery in Atlanta. Not that the debauchery part is abnormal, but the location is.

There is some joy to getting my dissolution on in a foreign city...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

~~~~ sigh ~~~~ I haven't been debauched for ages

 

[RhymeSmith]

~~~~ sigh ~~~~ I haven't been debauched for ages

Hmmmp. How quickly they forget...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Does cyber space debauchery count then?

 

[RhymeSmith]

Does cyber space debauchery count then?

Virtually.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Perhaps we should provide sub titles next time for the hard of understanding ... I am positive there are folks that creep in here read what's being said then creep out again feeling holier than thou ... gives a whole new meaning to voyeurism

 

[unpredictablebijou]

By this standard, I'm pretty fucking good. I like the idea that I can do all sortsa evil stuff and balance it all out with one really good thing.

*snicker*
Yeah, I actually think he was talking more about one's body of work. As a writer, say, or an actor. But you rationalize your deeply evil nature any way you like, sweet cheeks. Who am I to judge, after all?

Hi folks. I could use a huge coffee, with a shot of Grand Mariner.

Been a little busy, lately. Got something to show for it, although not a lot. If you like ballads, you can see it here.

- Rhymesmith

You've been clearly working through some Stuff in your writing lately. Coffee and Grand Marnier atcha, and an ear if you need one. I'm glad to see you in here unwinding with the Witchling. When she sits on your lap, the world is right and proper again.

Perhaps we should provide sub titles next time for the hard of understanding ... I am positive there are folks that creep in here read what's being said then creep out again feeling holier than thou ... gives a whole new meaning to voyeurism

Sub titles. *giggling madly*


That gives me lots and lots of all the wrong ideas.

so.... *paranoid look* you think we're being.... watched?

And by the way, I hope you all read my late night rant on the previous page and are all deep in the threads, catching up on the Utter Coolness going on in here. And then off to write your own additional utter coolness.

Anchul's got a most excellent idea for a writing challenge in the Beltane thread, and I'm thinking about an additional writing assignment, past all the topics that are in there already. Limber up, you writers of pornetry...

bj

 

[loststar]

Hello all,
I have been occupied in the flesh and blood world a little too much, and really must come in for a bit of virtuial voyerism, and a vodka lemonadae. but for my absence I am to post some of the work that buzzes around in my head until it wont leave so without further adoiu



The heart burns at the memorey of it
the pulse quickens
my lips part
shivers run through
making me tremble
my body is ready
orgasams voming freely as I remember
my fingers are still yet above
not touching
my erect nipples
or my wet folds
my breath is getting ragged
and my hips acke
for the thrust that will never come

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hello all,
I have been occupied in the flesh and blood world a little too much, and really must come in for a bit of virtuial voyerism, and a vodka lemonadae. but for my absence I am to post some of the work that buzzes around in my head until it wont leave so without further adoiu



The heart burns at the memorey of it
the pulse quickens
my lips part
shivers run through
making me tremble
my body is ready
orgasams voming freely as I remember
my fingers are still yet above
not touching
my erect nipples
or my wet folds
my breath is getting ragged
and my hips acke
for the thrust that will never come

There's my little shiny object!

Your poetry is hawt. Yum. Your spelling sux. I'm going to start riding your ass about it, so be warned. I'm putting on my old English Teacher outfit, and getting my red pen and my riding crop.

Be brave, little cowgrrrl.

bj

 

[Anschul]

There's my little shiny object!

Your poetry is hawt. Yum. Your spelling sux. I'm going to start riding your ass about it, so be warned. I'm putting on my old English Teacher outfit, and getting my red pen and my riding crop.

Be brave, little cowgrrrl.

bj

So let's see...English teacher's outfit...red pen...riding crop... uh kat. dogg. elefant. gurl. bazeball.

And now, per my ongoing negotiations with Unpredictable Bijou,
Here's the challenge

 

[unpredictablebijou]

So let's see...English teacher's outfit...red pen...riding crop... uh kat. dogg. elefant. gurl. bazeball.

And now, per my ongoing negotiations with Unpredictable Bijou,
Here's the challenge

*attempting to look terribly stern, snapping the riding crop against my thigh, which is clad in a terrifyingly conservative navy blue skirt*

excellent challenge, Cheffingtoniana. I'll be working on it shortly. When I recover.

and loststar, your two May challenge poems are just lovely. And see, no errors at all. look atcha go, grrrl.

bj

 

[Eluard]

*attempting to look terribly stern, snapping the riding crop against my thigh, which is clad in a terrifyingly conservative navy blue skirt*

excellent challenge, Cheffingtoniana. I'll be working on it shortly. When I recover.

and loststar, your two May challenge poems are just lovely. And see, no errors at all. look atcha go, grrrl.

bj

Spot the implausible bit here — (you don't own a conservative navy blue skirt!)

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Spot the implausible bit here — (you don't own a conservative navy blue skirt!)

*laughing out loud*

busted. completely.

I used to, though. 15 years ago. But there were thigh-high stockings with seams and a black lace garter belt underneath it.

bj

 

[champagne1982]

*laughing out loud*

busted. completely.

I used to, though. 15 years ago. But there were thigh-high stockings with seams and a black lace garter belt underneath it.

bj

Okay, Pinnochio. Lie again and the woodpeckers will be at your nose... if you had thigh highs whaddya need a garter belt for? mmm? You're just rilin' up his male sensibilities. Testosterone rouser.. that's you.

 

[Anschul]

Spot the implausible bit here — (you don't own a conservative navy blue skirt!)

Sure she does--it's in the trunk with the rest of her sex toys.

 

[Anschul]

Okay, Pinnochio. Lie again and the woodpeckers will be at your nose... if you had thigh highs whaddya need a garter belt for? mmm? You're just rilin' up his male sensibilities. Testosterone rouser.. that's you.

Certainly works on me!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Okay, Pinnochio. Lie again and the woodpeckers will be at your nose... if you had thigh highs whaddya need a garter belt for? mmm? You're just rilin' up his male sensibilities. Testosterone rouser.. that's you.

heh heh. Actually, I gotcha there. Although I'm certainly not above trying to rouse testosterone...

It's the long skinny leg thing. Those goddamn things will NOT stay up, since if I want them long enough to actually be thigh-high, I have to buy the larger sizes. So struggling and cursing, I manage to clip them onto the garter belt and then spend all evening worrying that the whole affair is going to slide right off onto the dance floor...

They don't make cat suits for a 34" inseam either. Bastards.

Sure she does--it's in the trunk with the rest of her sex toys.

lolz! The BLUE trunk. Not the plain wood one, or the black one with silver fittings, or the other brown one. Those are for lingerie.

But the cowgirl outfit isn't in the trunk. It's out, and waiting for position number 23.

bj

 

[RhymeSmith]

...unwinding with the Witchling. When she sits on your lap, the world is right and proper again...

Thanks. And yes, she is quite the lovely, therapeutic distraction!

I'll have another coffee and Mariner, only this time without the coffee...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Thanks. And yes, she is quite the lovely, therapeutic distraction!

I'll have another coffee and Mariner, only this time without the coffee...

Are you hungry at all, or are we just going to drink our dinner this evening?

tell me some more about all those ropes and stuff you got in your basement. Dunno if it'll do anything for your mood, but it sure bumps mine up.

bj

eta: loststar has just arrived at the shop, and has promised that she does not intend to leave my side for the majority of the weekend. I'm having the ticklish joy of listening to her giggle as she catches up on all the threads here. She also brought me a fabulous knitted shawl. OOOO it's lovely. I love these creative types, especially the ones with too much spare time.

The farm has been without power since 1 am. Out there, no power also means no water, since the well is electric. If this keeps up, sparkly and I might end up having a slumber party at the shop tonight. You'll see us in here, I bet...

 

[RhymeSmith]

Are you hungry at all, or are we just going to drink our dinner this evening?

I had a very satisfying lunch...

tell me some more about all those ropes and stuff you got in your basement. Dunno if it'll do anything for your mood, but it sure bumps mine up.

Ah. It's Hom who's that rope artist. I'm a rank amateur, preferring rapid function over form, enabling me to have my victim... er, the object of my affection, that is... more quickly at my complete mercy.

I use padded velcro (industrial strength, of course... did you know that some of that stuff can hold up 300 lbs?) bindings rather than knotted rope. Properly applied, these bindings leave the subject just as helpless as rope. I do enjoy the view though, when a true artist has been at work.

I also enjoy apparati (such as a cross, for instance) that enable me to control the positioning and movement of my subject. With proper suspension devices, it's entirely possible to achieve nearly any position and accessibility mode, and if desirable, do it with a minimum of discomfort.

Not being an artist, I approach the entire binding process as a means to an end: that being absolute control over, and complete helplessness of, the subject. With the right subject, this can be a real libido booster for both of us, even without inflicting any pain.

Any pleasure I might get, as a result of inflicting pain, is indirect. It only works for me if I know my subject well enough to be sure that the timing and intensity of the pain is going to amplify pleasure. I don't draw blood, or mark anyone permanently. I don't mess with asphyxiation - too dangerous. If it makes me (mentally) uncomfortable, I don't do it.

That's pretty much it.

Oh - I don't have a basement. Everything is in the garage, except when I pull it out to play.

- Rhymesmith

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Okay, well, all this fast action and hilarity has worked up my appetite, so the shiny object and I are off to dinner now. Who knows but that we may be back later.

That classy little men's club going on in the 5/5 makes me think about the potential of some sort of boys vs. grrrls challenge. Wouldn't THAT be interesting.

If I were to make it a single poem, and not due till a few weeks from now, I wonder how many folks I could get to sign on?

Ange, I wonder if you could help me with a Poll thingie; let's maybe pretend that it'll be an STC shootout, one poem, and a poll ahead of time to see how many boys and grrrls we could get to sign on. Not due until June first, just to make it really easy to join up.

I think about the boys hanging around in here, and I'm pretty damned impressed with the whole crop. TZed, El, Sprinkles, Fool, Liar, Chefzilla, Tt2u, Smitty... maybe we could pull DeepAsleep and EE in too. And then I think about the grrrls, all those amazing, talented grrrls, and I get even more impressed.

yer thoughts, brilliant ones?

bj

 

[Eluard]

Okay, well, all this fast action and hilarity has worked up my appetite, so the shiny object and I are off to dinner now. Who knows but that we may be back later.

That classy little men's club going on in the 5/5 makes me think about the potential of some sort of boys vs. grrrls challenge. Wouldn't THAT be interesting.

If I were to make it a single poem, and not due till a few weeks from now, I wonder how many folks I could get to sign on?

Ange, I wonder if you could help me with a Poll thingie; let's maybe pretend that it'll be an STC shootout, one poem, and a poll ahead of time to see how many boys and grrrls we could get to sign on. Not due until June first, just to make it really easy to join up.

I think about the boys hanging around in here, and I'm pretty damned impressed with the whole crop. TZed, El, Sprinkles, Fool, Liar, Chefzilla, Tt2u, Smitty... maybe we could pull DeepAsleep and EE in too. And then I think about the grrrls, all those amazing, talented grrrls, and I get even more impressed.

yer thoughts, brilliant ones?

bj

As your President said: Bring it ownnnnnnnn!!

 

[Anschul]

heh heh. Actually, I gotcha there. Although I'm certainly not above trying to rouse testosterone...

It's the long skinny leg thing. Those goddamn things will NOT stay up, since if I want them long enough to actually be thigh-high, I have to buy the larger sizes. So struggling and cursing, I manage to clip them onto the garter belt and then spend all evening worrying that the whole affair is going to slide right off onto the dance floor...

They don't make cat suits for a 34" inseam either. Bastards.


bj

Wait a minute! Are you trying to tell me that on top of everything else you are, you're tall, too? Oh....my....God!!! Kansas looks better and better all the time. Can I buy you enough drinks?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I had a very satisfying lunch...



Ah. It's Hom who's that rope artist. I'm a rank amateur, preferring rapid function over form, enabling me to have my victim... er, the object of my affection, that is... more quickly at my complete mercy.

I use padded velcro (industrial strength, of course... did you know that some of that stuff can hold up 300 lbs?) bindings rather than knotted rope. Properly applied, these bindings leave the subject just as helpless as rope. I do enjoy the view though, when a true artist has been at work.

I also enjoy apparati (such as a cross, for instance) that enable me to control the positioning and movement of my subject. With proper suspension devices, it's entirely possible to achieve nearly any position and accessibility mode, and if desirable, do it with a minimum of discomfort.

Not being an artist, I approach the entire binding process as a means to an end: that being absolute control over, and complete helplessness of, the subject. With the right subject, this can be a real libido booster for both of us, even without inflicting any pain.

Any pleasure I might get, as a result of inflicting pain, is indirect. It only works for me if I know my subject well enough to be sure that the timing and intensity of the pain is going to amplify pleasure. I don't draw blood, or mark anyone permanently. I don't mess with asphyxiation - too dangerous. If it makes me (mentally) uncomfortable, I don't do it.

That's pretty much it.

Oh - I don't have a basement. Everything is in the garage, except when I pull it out to play.

- Rhymesmith

ahem.


*long pause*


um. I'll be back in a bit. need to make a call on the princess phone.

As your President said: Bring it ownnnnnnnn!!

Well, that's one boi in. And a damn fine one, for this competition. Let's just see where this leads....

Wait a minute! Are you trying to tell me that on top of everything else you are, you're tall, too? Oh....my....God!!! Kansas looks better and better all the time. Can I buy you enough drinks?

My Navajo name is Two Beers. I think you're covered.

Is 5'9" considered tall in your land?

bj