next time you're drunk...

That would probably be ill advised.

In my drugged state I may mistake you for the nude lizard queen and try to eat your heart to gain your strength.

you too ?

That's a pretty common reaction to drinking or doing too much. It did happened to me only once. This generally occurs when I find that the nude lizard queen is a virgin and not a seasoned lover. My advise would be, if you are a nude lizard queen, please don't be a virgin.
 
That's a pretty common reaction to drinking or doing too much. It did happened to me only once. This generally occurs when I find that the nude lizard queen is a virgin and not a seasoned lover. My advise would be, if you are a nude lizard queen, please don't be a virgin.

so they need to have sex when they're nude lizard princesses ?
 
i never get violent when i drink
i'd be more likely making out with someone in the backseat of the car, rather than kicking it
 
They do have guided tours if you need the help. Of course the the self guided ones are best. I hear the hands on part is really a turn on for some.


i never get violent when i drink
i'd be more likely making out with someone in the backseat of the car, rather than kicking it


I like getting driven there then being left alone.
would it be better to hire a car & driver, in that case I can take mythical and we can make out in the back
 
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