Whipping boy thread

[tungtied2u]

Hit me, hit me

this poem is bad
please beat it to death
and while you're at it,
if you have a spare breath

take some good shots at the poet
and not just at my poem,
but my family and friends as well
although you don't even know them

and if you've still the time and bile
to squander, look through my past threads
for a wealth of material to vent on
over which you may choose to butt heads

but be forewarned before you begin
to spew your anger and frustration
what started as a pleasant pasttime
could grow into a vile vocation

 

[Eluard]

OK I'll bite — `pastime' has only one `t'.

 

[tungtied2u]

OK I'll bite — `pastime' has only one `t'.

Everyone's a crittic...

 

[My Erotic Trail]

I like Mel Brook's 'History of the World'

in the beginning the cave-men paint on the cave walls and a critic is born....when 'one' decides to piss on the wall of paintings (~_~)

 

[Angeline]

Hit me, hit me

This poem is bad.
Please beat it to death,
and while you're at it,
if you have a spare breath

take some good shots at the poet, [delete "good"]
and not just at my poem,
but my family and friends as well, [delete "as well"]
although you don't even know them ["although they're unknown"?]

If you've still the time and bile [delete "the"?]
to squander, look through my past threads ["see my old threads"]
for a wealth of material to vent on ["and take your best shot"?]
over which you may choose to butt heads["Feel free to butt heads,"?

but be forewarned before you begin
to spew your anger and frustration [delete "anger and"?]
what started as a pleasant pasttime [delete "pastime"?]
could grow into a vile vocation "delete vile"?

Uh uh. I'm not slapping anyone around (well unless it's ee and he asks nicely ahem). OTOH, it could use some editing. See above if you think it helps. It's hard to say no to a friend.

I couldn't go into your Canada thread cause everyone else took my answers!

 

[tungtied2u]

Uh uh. I'm not slapping anyone around (well unless it's ee and he asks nicely ahem). OTOH, it could use some editing. See above if you think it helps. It's hard to say no to a friend.

I couldn't go into your Canada thread cause everyone else took my answers!

Pompous, self-important bitch ! Where the hell do you think you get off !
And in red no less. God, you remind me of my 2nd grade elementary school teacher. She always compared me to my brother, and I always came in a sorry second. (grader)

Oh, yeah. I asked. Never mind....

Can we kiss and make up ? (when ee's not looking of course... )

and I'm sure you can find something to add to the Canada thread if you put your mind to it....now be a good girl and do some research...

 

[The_Fool]

Careful how you act around Ange. She does stiletto heels quite well.

 

[bisexualsmoker]

I'll have a go at him too,since he's asking.

The poem is not bad,but I've seen way,way better.In fact
many,many poems that are better.

And why tungtied2u?

It should be tungtiedtoyou.

I would correct this soon.

 

[champagne1982]

what started as a pleasant pasttime [delete "pastime"?]

I disagree. You absolutely need a noun unless you can find a way to make "pleasant" work. Nounify it... that kinda thing I guess. Oh! Stop hurting this defenseless poet. He can use as many adjectives and adverbs as he wants. You don't like words so you hate it when someone uses them. You know it's true.

 

[Angeline]

Careful how you act around Ange. She does stiletto heels quite well.

He's teasing me. He loves me and I know it. But I did use the red on purpose. He knew that, too.

But thank you for having my back (that sounds dirty).

I disagree. You absolutely need a noun unless you can find a way to make "pleasant" work. Nounify it... that kinda thing I guess. Oh! Stop hurting this defenseless poet. He can use as many adjectives and adverbs as he wants. You don't like words so you hate it when someone uses them. You know it's true.

They were just suggestions.

<You saw my post where I said I love your 'tude. Lol.>

 

[Anschul]

I disagree. You absolutely need a noun unless you can find a way to make "pleasant" work. Nounify it... that kinda thing I guess. Oh! Stop hurting this defenseless poet. He can use as many adjectives and adverbs as he wants. You don't like words so you hate it when someone uses them. You know it's true.

...er, "nounify?"

 

[The_Fool]

He's teasing me. He loves me and I know it. But I did use the red on purpose. He knew that, too.

But thank you for having my back (that sounds dirty).



They were just suggestions.

<You saw my post where I said I love your 'tude. Lol.>

Such a cruel tease you are woman. Flaunting your sensuality when all know that Eve is your True Lust.

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Hey this thread is sexist!! What about whipping girls? :::stamps feet:::

 

[champagne1982]

Such a cruel tease you are woman. Flaunting your sensuality when all know that Eve is your True Lust.

Such a man, you are. Get your mind off of two women for Your entertainment. You come in here and treat a serious discussion like .. as if you were on... some kinda porn site or something.

 

[champagne1982]

...er, "nounify?"

Don't try to staunch the flow of my creativity. I'm in a "defend the perfectly capable self-defender" mood today and I'll make up whatever word I need to win any non-argument you throw at me ... Sheesh! Lexicographers.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I disagree. You absolutely need a noun unless you can find a way to make "pleasant" work. Nounify it... that kinda thing I guess. Oh! Stop hurting this defenseless poet. He can use as many adjectives and adverbs as he wants. You don't like words so you hate it when someone uses them. You know it's true.

There's our little attack bunny! Git 'er!

Hey this thread is sexist!! What about whipping girls? :::stamps feet:::

WORD.

Shall you whip me or I whip you? I'm flexible.

Such a cruel tease you are woman. Flaunting your sensuality when all know that Eve is your True Lust.

Eve is everyone's true lust. She's who I want to be when I grow up.

Okay, it's a perfect poem already but I'm editing the shit out of this.

Hit me, hit me

this poem is bad
please beat it to death
and while you're at it,
if you have a spare breath

take some good shots at the poet
and not just at my poem,
but my family and friends as well
although you don't even know them

and if you've still the time and bile
to squander, look through my past threads
for a wealth of material to vent on
over which you may choose to butt heads

but be forewarned before you begin
to spew your anger and frustration
what started as a pleasant pasttime
could grow into a vile vocation

I'm speechless with the extreme badness of both your poem and your basic self, in every possible way. I can say only this.

war and pestilence,

bj

 

[Angeline]

Such a cruel tease you are woman. Flaunting your sensuality when all know that Eve is your True Lust.

Eve AND Lauren. All of us. Together. Locked in lust and poetry. Think about that!

 

[champagne1982]

Eve AND Lauren. All of us. Together. Locked in lust and poetry. Think about that!

[sulk]sell out <admitting I'm wildly jealous of all the attention you bitch mods get... > [/sulk]

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Eve AND Lauren. All of us. Together. Locked in lust and poetry. Think about that!

*fanself*

lawsy. I'll be away for fifteen minutes.

by the way tt2u,


you're peom is bad and sukcs and I hate it and you and you suck to, and now we must get married.

destruction and doom,

bj

 

[Angeline]

[sulk]sell out <admitting I'm wildly jealous of all the attention you bitch mods get... > [/sulk]

I'd say it can be a foursome, but Bij will be jealous. Hell, let's just call it an orgy. A lusty poetry orgy. A porgy! (Maybe not a porgy.)

 

[champagne1982]

I'd say it can be a foursome, but Bij will be jealous. Hell, let's just call it an orgy. A lusty poetry orgy. A porgy! (Maybe not a porgy.)

We can, only if Bess can play too.

 

[PandoraGlitters]

WORD.

Shall you whip me or I whip you? I'm flexible.

Decisions, decisions. How 'bout we take turns?

 

[Angeline]

We can, only if Bess can play too.

The thought of me singing "Eve, You Is My Woman Now" makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Decisions, decisions. How 'bout we take turns?

oh my. *swoons* This is getting better and better.

all we need now to make this the most popular thread in town is some boobpix.

You start.


uh-oh we're threadjacking.

tt2u, my OTHER psychotic alt says to tell you that your poem is fabulous and great and wonderful and you should publish it right away.

bj

 

[tungtied2u]

Focus people ! This is about my suck ass poem, not a speed sex scenario !...and if anybodys body is going to be whipped, I insist we all should be whipped...how's that for flexibility ?

OK I'll bite — `pastime' has only one `t'.

Oh yeah , rag on me for my spelling. Are you saying you didn't know what I meant. Sheesh ! Cut a mountain boy some slack !

Careful how you act around Ange. She does stiletto heels quite well.

The motivating factor for this entire thread is to get Ange to pull out the stiletto heels, put them on, and dig them in, Foolie. (But of course, you probably knew that... )

I disagree. You absolutely need a noun unless you can find a way to make "pleasant" work. Nounify it... that kinda thing I guess. Oh! Stop hurting this defenseless poet. He can use as many adjectives and adverbs as he wants. You don't like words so you hate it when someone uses them. You know it's true.

Thank you Champers. You are pure and sensitive and wonderful and the true defender of all things right and true. If I wasn't such a sick puppy, you would be my perfect mate. (see response above for further clarification)

...er, "nounify?"

nounify : verb(see nounification)...the transgendering of a word to give it a different slant. Considered by strict grammarians to be a perversion.